Chronicwriter was conducting experiments on a secret nuclear project in an undisclosed territory in Antartica and he was on the verge of vasectomising a female python when he decided to start this blog. His services for our firm will never be forgotten

- Late Osama Bin Laden
(Currently being recruited as the 72 virgin)

My Cow used to give only 4 litres of milk in a day. One day, I took a print out of Chronicwriter's blog and fed those papers to my cow. Now she gives 48 litres of milk every 5 hours

- Bahadur Dhas
(Milk Man)