She was cutting vegetables in the kitchen. He was watching a cricket match on TV. Accidentally she chopped off her index finger. She let out a blood rattling noise and cried out to her husband screaming " Honey! I cut my finger. Come here fast"
And he replied "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I AM WATCHING A CRICKET MATCH. IS THIS HOW YOU DISTURB ME?"
She picked up the chopped finger, walked up to the refrigerator, found some ice and put the finger in the ice box, slowly walked out of the house, got into her car and drove towards the nearest hospital. While she drove, she remembered that midnight a year ago, when he scuttled around the whole city for a medical store just because she sneezed once.