625. Gab Retorts

Some jokes sound really good in your mother tongue. Tamil is a wonderful language and some jokes that you hear in Tamil lose their beauty when they are translated in English. I have still attempted translating some Tamil jokes to English. Check them out here.

Wife : Honey, please come soon. Our son is crying
Husband : How many times have I told you not to go near him with that heavy make up

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Light Bulb : Edison

Radio : Marconi

BiCycle : McMillain

Telephone : Graham Bell

Theory of Gravity : Newton

Exam : If Only I find that guy, I'll murder him

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Smile, when you are happy.

Smile, when you are sad

Smile at all times.

Only then people will realize that the nut is loose up there

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A Riddle :

It looks like a cow! But it is small. What is it?

Don't know the answer!!!

Ok! The answer is  " A Calf"

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Five things I like about you

1) Your eyes

2)Your smile

3)Your hair style

4)Your personality

5) Your heart; because even after knowing that all these 4 are lies your heart still believes them.

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Dad : What were you doing last night in your room?

Son: I was studying for exams Dad

Dad : But the light was swithced off in your room

Son : I was so busy preparing for exams, I din't notice that at all.

- Translated to English by Chronicwriter