Some jokes sound really good in your mother tongue. Tamil is a wonderful language and some jokes that you hear in Tamil lose their beauty when they are translated in English. I have still attempted translating some Tamil jokes to English. Check them out here.

Wife : Honey, please come soon. Our son is crying
Husband : How many times have I told you not to go near him with that heavy make up

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Light Bulb : Edison
Radio : Marconi
BiCycle : McMillain
Telephone : Graham Bell
Theory of Gravity : Newton
Exam : If Only I find that guy, I'll murder him

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Smile, when you are happy.
Smile, when you are sad
Smile at all times.
Only then people will realize that the nut is loose up there

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A Riddle :

It looks like a cow! But it is small. What is it?
Don't know the answer!!!
Ok! The answer is  " A Calf"

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Five things I like about you
1) Your eyes
2)Your smile
3)Your hair style
4)Your personality
5) Your heart; because even after knowing that all these 4 are lies your heart still believes them.

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Dad : What were you doing last night in your room?
Son: I was studying for exams Dad
Dad : But the light was swithced off in your room
Son : I was so busy preparing for exams, I din't notice that at all.

- Translated to English by Chronicwriter