Driving the car
Before Marriage (BM) : 140 kmph on the EC road in Chennai in my Alto car
After Marriage (AM) : Not allowed to cross 50 kmph on the same EC road in Chennai. Wife's eyes are always on the speedo-meter. Once the 50kmph mark is crossed, I get pinched.
Spending Time at Home
BM : Bachelor-hood is indeed Heaven on earth experience for a man. One can spend the night anywhere. I had slept on my car, I had slept at my friends places. I have remained awake some nights too chatting with friends.
AM : Gotta be at home before 8 pm.
Diet
BM : Breakfast - Usually empty stomach; Lunch - Meals in a hotel near office; Dinner - cooking at home or eating out with friends
AM : Breakfast - Yummy food cooked by wife; Lunch - Yummy food cooked by wife; Dinner - Yummy food cooked by wife
Resting
BM: I can sleep anywhere. On the couch on the balcony and even on the chair. The Pillows did not have a pillow cover.
AM: Live life king size in a King size bed, with super good pillows with beautiful pillow covers.
Friends
BM: Friends walk into the house at any time of the day and night.
AM : Friends are allowed to enter the house only after they fix appointments with me. They are also allowed to sit only in the drawing room.
Washing Clothes
BM : Once a month. The blue jean trouser enters the washing machine only once a year
AM : Clothes are washed everyday. The Blue jean trousers are washed often.
Morning Coffee
BM : Ten minute walk to the Nayar coffee shop where all the bachelors would be drinking their bed coffees sitting in a wooden bench
AM : Bed coffee is served in bed.
House
BM: The house looks like Malinga's hair style
AM : The house is organised and it looks like a home.
TV
BM : No fights for the remote control I could watch the sports channels and the News channels in peace
AM : Couch-war for the remote control. Channels are changed every five minutes. No one watches any programme fully.
Humor
BM: Playing pranks on everyone and having a good time
AM: Playing a prank will be dangerous if the wife has a frying pan in her hand.
Moral of the Post : You don't become a super Hero , once you get married. It's gonna be the same life, but with a lot of responsibilities and commitments. Take the plunge and live life KING SIZE.
-Chronicwriter.
Nice one :)
ReplyDeleteoru suggestion: "The house is organised and it looks like a house."
It would be better if the second occurrence of "house" in that sentence is "home".
Your call though!
suggestion taken srini..
ReplyDeletenice :)
ReplyDeletehw abt sharing the first prank u played with Joan??
is "Yummy" added by ur wife :P
inspired!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I am imagining your state as I read this.. :)
ReplyDeleteBut then again, changes are good for life! hehe :D
u r setting trap for bachelors :)
ReplyDeleteBefore Marriage:
ReplyDelete10 Blog entries a month wasn't hard.
After marriage:
First one take 15 days.
:-) LOL!
looks like your wife is doing too much for you @cooking, cleaning.
ReplyDeleteask yourself ,what good deeds do you do?
Good one... While reading it, I was thinking of my husband's status, it's the same here, except that the home had become even more messy now :P
ReplyDeleteChris is see a lot of "diplomacy" on this post. John pointed out one of the instances... Losing your "edge", are you???
ReplyDeleteHehehehe!!
ReplyDeleteSweet!!!
Good one. did you add "Yummy food" by yourself or did someone ask you to? :)
ReplyDeleteI believe those "Yummy" was mentioned just because you were cornered by your wife with a frying pan in her hand. :)
ReplyDeletei seriously doubt the yumminess of the food yu eat these days
ReplyDeletehahaha... you got married too???!!! Didn't visit blogger for a long time and missed a lot of posts and news I guess!
ReplyDelete:)
congrats chriz! :)
P.S. best of luck
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