- Muhamed Kathafi from Libya
- Abama from US of A
- Melson Nandela from South Africa
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Monday, May 16, 2011
Now it is time for the people in Tamilnadu to enjoy the following benefits from Mummy.
Free Mixie, Fan & Grinder to women
Even if these three are given freely to women, in many households, the husbands are the ones who are gonna use it. Poor men . They will have to be in the kitchen for the next five years.
- Free Laptop for +1 (plus one) & +2 (plus two) students
Now this is a super offer. Which OS? Which processor? RAM? Does it have pirated crack version of
MS office software? Mummy has to be very careful on this. The oppositions will be waiting for a chance to find fault with her.
- 20 kg free rice for all ration card holders
Mummy goes one step further by giving 20 kg free rice. Kalaignar gave rice at Re.1 per kg.
- Free Bus passes for senior citizens to travel within and nearby towns
Now the buses will be crowded with oldies. Young guys and girls would not find buses to be a great means of trans
- 20 litre free mineral water for those Below Poverty Line (BPL)
Mummy stresses on the hygiene factor also. (Utkaarndhu Yosipaangalo?)
- Rs. 1.8 Lakh Green house for poor
Green houses? So the yellow houses are finally snuffed out of the scene! The tussle between th
e two colors YELLOW and GREEN has finally found its answer in Green houses. Will these house produce gree
- 3 cent land for landless poor
This would ensure equal distribution of property for the poor. I would personally like to see this promise implemented within this 5 year period.
- Hospital on wheels to villages
Creativity at its very best. This would have made Mahatma Gandhi happy.
- Caste Certificate and other certificate will be given in schools itself
When we are striving hard to eradicate castism, why is Mummy bringing this up now? Smells fishy. The only
promise that doesn’t go well with Chronicwriter.
- 4 set uniform & footwear for Government school students
I have had a few friends who used to come to school with torn pants. This should be implemented at the earliest. Schools are gonna reopen in june.
- 4 gram gold free for Women Mangalyam
and make Dr. Vijay as the brand ambassador of the Mangalyam ads? By the way, is the Gold worth 24 carats?
- Sottu Neer Pasanam free for all farmers
This is possible if Cauvery water is opened. This would probably create a problem between the two states.
- 60,000 cows for 6000 villages to increase milk production
A facepalm to Farmville. No more strawberry milk and Chocolate milk. Yippie.
Facebook was bombarded with interesting status messages about the election results
- Friday the 13th becomes a solar eclipse for DMK
- The sun sets by noon
- No sun burns for Mummy in this election.
On a lighter note let me end this nutty post with a conversation between the outgoing CM and our PM. (If you had watched the Tamil movie Giri and if you watched the bakery joke between vadivel and Arjun, you would understand this following dialogue)
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Introduction of Hero through a song or through a fight. Usually Vijay emerges out of a Steel shutter or through a crowd or through his bike riding skills. In one movie he even emerged out of the sea. Click this [link] to read Chronicwriter's review on the movie Sura in which Vijay emerges out of the sea in the introduction scene.
One Kuthu song. It doesn't matter even if it doesn't fit into the movie.
Vijay will always have one sister in every movie and he will do anything for her.
His best friend will be killed by the baddies.
The heroine will be the daughter/bride/ sister of the Villain.
Vijay can fly.
The old ladies and grandpas in the locality always love our hero.
Punch dialogues with non-synchronising hand gestures appear every now and then.
Producer goes bankrupt.
Chronicwriter gets bashed up by Vijay haters because Chronicwriter is a big fan of him.
After a series of 5 flops, Chronicwriter also started pulling Vijay's legs and hence ditched his brand loyalty towards his favorite hero. Actor Vijay has acted in commercials too. He is the only actor in the world whose commercial also flopped big time. Check the commercial here.
The commercial is in Tamil. If you don't understand Tamil, you are very lucky. The commercial is not worth a single penny. How ever Vijay has bounced back with a beautiful commercial through Joy Alukkas again. Hope he finds his new rhythm in his forthcoming films.
On other news, Chronicwriter's favorite footballer Ronaldo (Brazil) is making is hollywood debut at the end of this year. Hope he doesn't join the big list of sports personalities who have proved to the entire world that they can't act at all.
Additional news :
1)Chronicwriter has added a phrase on the windshield of his car. The phrase is yielding unnecessary stares from the Chennai crowd when ever they see his car. The picture of the car will be added in the next post
2)Chronicwriter has joined a gym now. You will soon see the Indian Arnold's photo in this blog
3)Chronicwriter will reveal another good news in this blog soon ;) [The man who called wolf is finally trapped by the wolf?]
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Friday, May 06, 2011
- Her features
- Your favorite song
- Her Vital statistics
- Future kids
- Her eyes/Lips
- Her Voice
- The way she smiles
- Others _______________ (Please specify)
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
- Wife of Navjot Singh Sidhu
- Wife of Arnab Gowsami
- Future Wife of Chronicwriter
Monday, May 02, 2011
Wait! Our Sania Mirza is also in Pakistan. :(
Is he really dead or is it Obama's trick to get into office one more time?