Note : This post is gonna be gross. Decent people can stop here. Please don't proceed any further
Additional Note: Now as you are reading this line, you are proving to the entire world that you are indecent like me. So join the club. Read on.
People who suffer from Piles go through much pain too. Why would an extra growth find a strategic place like the rear end of a human being to make its great grand appearance?
If you are a close friend of mine, you would have known that I am on a weight-gaining mission. I had an initial plan of piling 10 kilograms in 50 days. After 10 days of heavy eating, I gained three kilograms. Suddenly I felt like a pregnant woman. Hence to avoid the risk of child birth, I have gone back to my original diet. I can now relate with all the pregnant women in the world. If you need a shoulder to cry on, you can have mine.
I have never been a victim of Piles nor do I wish to be one in the future. But in the past 24 hours, I have been suffering from a different form of extra growth. It has very painful side effects too.
- When I yawn , I feel the pain.
- When I blink, it hurts.
- When I smile, I get the terrible pain again.
- I can't even brush my teeth in peace
- This morning I tried poking my ear with ear-buds. I felt that terrible pain once again
Why did it come there? Why there? When I breathe, it hurts. How can breathing be a not-so-good experience? Yes a brand new HEAT BOIL has grown inside my left nose. It hurts big time. You might say, " Come on. It is not severe like piles, cos you are not sitting on your nose"