Note : Students do the darndest things. They do not even spare the Father of the nation.

1) Student Name : Chronicwriter. Occasion : Mock Press Competition.

Chronicwriter donned the role of Gandhiji . The Judges asked him, " Among the present day celebrities, who can you associate yourself with?"

Chronicwriter (Gandhi): I would associate myself with Salman Khan and Mallika Sherwath. All of us shed our clothes to reveal our belly buttons. I do it for our Desh (Nation). Salman does it for Aish (Power) and Mallika for Cash.

Trivia: Chronicwriter was eliminated in that round. He started this blog page and started to rant.

2) Student Name : Ravindra Jadeja. Occasion: Primary School History Examination

Teacher: Write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi.

Ravindra Jadeja: Gandhi Was a Great Man, Jayanthi is a super Hot girl. Gandhi loved Jayanthi. One day he proposed to her. She said Yes. Then they got married. Their wedding day is celebrated all over the world as "Gandhi Jayanthi day".

Trivia : Ravindra Jadeja was sent out of the class. He picked up a cricket bat and became a cricketer

3) Student Name: Anand Jon. Occasion : Art class

Anand Jon was playing with two ten Rupee notes and suddenly the fashion designer in him, emerged out in art form.

Trivia : Anand Jon is now in prison on charges of Rape and Child molestation