419. Men can do anything

Note : This post is not written by a Male Chauvinistic Pig. Hence all the female chauvinistic pigs can stay away from this post.

In a world Dominated and Ruled by Women, the male species have gone through shame and abuse on a consistent basis. If you disagree with me, please take a look at the Tenth and Higher Secondary Exam results ratio between Men and Women.

But the gang of men have realised that they can't be molested for ever. They have decided to prove their mettle to the rest of the world and to prove their worth, they have successfully accomplished the following five amazing things.

1) Men can have babies. Yes If you do not believe me, use Google to know the results
2) Men can breast feed too. [Google for help again]
3) Men can sit in one place and do NOTHING.[ Go to any IT firm and you will find the proof]
4) Men can fix anything too. Please see the following pictures.

The best broom in the whole wide world. Other recommended books that can be used for making a broom/mop are a. Engineering Books (AK Sawahney) b. Oxford Dictionary c. Any Medical book.

The trolley can be used for many reasons. It can be used as a transport device. It can also be used for an awesome GRILLED evening.

A brick in time saves a Fall. No need for a mason. The brick can be removed and the hole can be used as a kennel for your puppy. If your wife irritates you so much, you can shove her inside this hole too.

A carom board striker and a permanent marker is enough to solve this problem.

Now we have seen 4 amazing things that men can also do. But don't go away. The Best is yet to come.

5. Men can Cook.

Women are always considered to be great chefs. But they don't make the cut in hotels and restaurants (Usually) because the world knows that men can cook better than women. But still the gang of girls claim that they are better wizards inside the kitchen. To make matters worse, all the food Blogs are penned by women. I am not sure whether they really cook all the dishes that are displayed on their blog or whether their poor hubbies are threatened not to reveal the truth.

One man (A blog friend of mine) decided to make a statement that MEN CAN COOK too. They say that You can never tame an African Elephant. My friend is one such person. He made a mighty entry into the food world by cooking all the following dishes.

His name is Sajeeve and his blog "BOY MEETS GRILL" has already started creating waves in the west. Click his picture to visit his Blog. Get started with yummy recipes.

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