If you are suffering from dysentery, please go to the toilet; If you are not suffering from dysentery, please read this post. When you finish reading this post, you would be a victim of dysentery
Everytime i look into the mirror, i see myself reflected back by the mirror. I have asked many people who look at the mirror. They see themselves in the reflection. If you know that you are going to see yourself in the mirror, what is the point of looking at the mirror in the first place?
The above question was posed by a friend to me. In fact he was right in posing that question. It has a great logic too. So I have decided not to stare at the mirror anymore. In the mean time, i have been trying very hard to post a picture of my red underwear. But i am not getting an opportunity to post my red underwear's picture in my blog. Talking about underwears, it has been the greatest ever invention of man.
Underwear was invented by a Tamil man by the name,"Jatti". Jatti was a tailor and he lived very long ago. One day when he was stitching clothes, he saw a man running on the streets without any clothes. The naked man was shouting "Eureka, Eureka". A dog chased the naked man and bit his lollipop. Jatti ran to the biting scene and saved the naked man from the dog and treated him. He then stitched an undergarment for the naked man and that particular piece of clothing came to be called as "jatti" (named after the inventor. Jatti is tamil for underwear). The naked man was none other than Archimedes. The following picture shows that it is time to change the underwear.
So if you have not washed your underwear, do not worry. You can wait till flees flock around your rear end or you can wait till your dog drops dead. So the Moral of this picture is "Please wash your underwears". Three of my underwears went missing in the past one week. I feel sorry for that poor soul who stole my underwear. May that soul rest in peace. My sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
A friend of mine recently asked me a very interesting question, "Chriz! How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us tonight?". I am still searching for a proper answer that would help my friend to convince his wife. If you have any brilliant suggestions, please let me know.
Now you should be suffering from dysentery. So please rush to the loo