A year passed by like whiskey going down Shane Warne's throat. 2009 went like a whisker. I have become old and this might be the last Bachelor year for me. I have taken a few resolutions too ( as though i am gonna abide by it)
The resolutions
I promise not to add pictures of beautiful girls with the bad intention of pulling more ogling-readers to my page.
I have decided to stop clubbing . Even if i dance, I would never ever dance with a taller girl. The last time I danced with someone taller than me (Thanks to Saranya's three inch heels) i dropped her on the floor.
And I would never teach Salsa to a guy. I am not gonna give wrong signals to all the non-straight people out there.
I promise never to have this Osama Bin laddu beard again in my life. I was stopped and interrogated at the airport. It took 15 minutes for them to realise that I was just a comedy piece.
I hereby promise to work hard for the "Save Earth" campaign. Earth is the only planet where one can find Mandira Bedi.
I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.
I will never ever pinch baby-bums and make them cry. I took many other decisions too. I promise to write at least two blog-posts per month. But before I complete this post, I would like to pass on a very shocking message to all working people/students. People with a weak heart are not advised to view the following picture.
Wish you a Happy New year.
-Chronicwriter
its feeling good that i m the first to post a comment!!
ReplyDeleteu could have got some help from me for Photoshop...... anyways nice attempt!!!
nice resolutions!!!! wishes to have a nice go this year :)
ehehe :P back after a long and a crackling post as ever:)
ReplyDeletehappy new year!
Nice resolutions Chriz :P Enjoy.. I know u'll not abide by it definitely :P
ReplyDeleteyou would get all the attention dont worry! :P
ReplyDeletegawd dude... those are some really great resolutions...
ReplyDeletekeep it up...:P
happy new year..
:) I guess these are some of the rarest resolutions even taken on earth :P
ReplyDeleteAnd the holidays clashing with weekends was doing rounds since October. I survived it.
what an inspiring list of resolutions. and what a depressing end to your post :(
ReplyDeletehaha.. that baby is cute..and the last pic interested me the most ;)
ReplyDeleteThe beard looked super on you chrizzy..To hell with all those interrogations and all that..And yeah,women are always misled by HEARTHROBES like you.. :P
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Nikhil
www.nikhilmenon.blogspot.com
nice post yaar !
ReplyDeletehappy new year to u.. and i hope that u stick to ur resolutions.
ReplyDeleteMandira bedi!?? Dnd tell me u like her {writer horrified} hehe
ReplyDeletenice set of resolutions but very difficult to follow :)
Your first resolution is proof enough that you wont keep your resolutions :P
ReplyDeleteIts gonna be the year of Compensatory Offs oh wait, you need to work over time for that in the first place :P
ha ha, u have chosen appropriate spot to say happy new year, rite!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with your resolutions Chriz. :D. And I work seven days a week! lol.
ReplyDeletewelcome back to blogging
ReplyDeleteand as usual super post..whz the first girl....i fail to recognize her ... chrony sir nd it seems some 1 had fun
hey. whether u teach me salsa or not, i'll always have my gay fan base. and nice to finally see some pictures of us on your famous blog!
ReplyDeleteYOU crushed the spirit of the new year with the very last image!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom now on , I will first read your post and then comment. That's my resolution for the year.:D
ReplyDeleteAnd was that you ???I thought that was Jitendra in an Osama beard. Did they not say anything about those white pants at the airport??
And If you say so, I hope for you that those resolutions stay, but I don't really wish the same:P
Happy new year.
superb resolutions.. lets see hw u "save earth" :P.. engalukkum sollikodha nalla irukkum...thaadi vacha kedi.... thats wat ppl call me when i experiment with diff beard styles.. btw, did they really stop u and interrogate? thaapave purinjikirangale....
ReplyDeletehe he i was to write a post on resolutions also bro.... ana unga alavuku weight ah comedy pana mudiyathu.. ...god bles yu! :D
ReplyDeleteOh wow! You like Mandira too? The holiday list is a bummer. Have been seeing it since December 09! Sucks!
ReplyDeleteWhy Mandira Bedi??? Take her to Moon and let there be other reasons to save Earth! Jeez!!
ReplyDeleteLOL, those are some resolutions...I hope you can keep at least some of them!
ReplyDeleteThe Laden thing...was that true ?! Dang!
hahaha...love your resolutions!! They are the most weirdest ones in the world! And you are absolutely right bout the beard :D no offense!
ReplyDeleteAlso I have full day college on saturday! So the holiday thing is kinda helpful for me!
lets c if u can abide by those rules. yeah i know most hold r weekends this yr .. sad
ReplyDeleteliar!liar!:P
ReplyDeleteLoved your white pants and white shoes.. Jitendra ishtyle ;)
ReplyDeleteLol... so popular among the ladies (I dono anything about photoshopping ;) ) and you take such resolutions ? Tsk tsk ;)
ReplyDeletehahah..i know the resolutions are just made and hard to be done :P....
ReplyDeletewell most holidays are saturdays cant help it this year :P...
urs..hemu..
hahah..i know the resolutions are just made and hard to be done :P....
ReplyDeletewell most holidays are saturdays cant help it this year :P...
urs..hemu..
Haha! nice post! Nice resolutions!
ReplyDeletekeep it up with the resolutions. As they are meant to be broken! :P :P
ReplyDeleteHappy 2010.
Agree with you on that Osama beard part
ReplyDeleteYou're a fan of Mandira Bedi? :O [thats the only thing that registered in this whole post!! lol :P ]
ReplyDeleteHi, a Happy new year to you.
ReplyDeleteI Was wondering if you would be interested to participate in a Singapore Indiblogger meet ,if so please let me know ?
happy new year!
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wowow!! wonderful..wonderful post
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after a long tym i dropped in here
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happy new yr :)...
loling post asusual :D:D