Warning : Reading this post is like wetting your white pants. You get a warm feeling and people will notice it too
(Chronicwriter's water skiing days)
I have not made this known to anyone yet. For the first time in my life, i am confessing a few bad things i committed in my life. It doesn't matter if the reader forms a bad impression about the author of this page after reading this post (As if Chronicwriter has a good impression amongst people)
Death of Pinku and Tinku
In the summer of 1989, my neighbour's two cats "Pinku and Tinku" were found dead inside their Well. The reason for their suicide was not known. No one suspected Chronicwriter's hand behind their death. Jimmy Carr's quote, " Cats have nine lives, which makes them ideal for experimentation." acts as a guilt nullifier for me now.
Rajan Uncle's Glass window
There was this grumpy old man,"Rajan" in our locality. He was very rude to all the children in our locality. When I was a young boy, i used to play street cricket with my friends. Many a times the ball would be hit inside the backyard of Rajan Uncle's house. He was very strict and he would never give the ball back to us. There were times when we would sneak inside his house to reclaim the mishit ball. But at such times if he catches any one of us, he would smack us to glory. Eventually we stopped playing cricket near his house. But his glass window was constantly pelted by some unknown creepy Boy. No one suspected the Chronicwriter then.
Death of Bruno

The rat poison that was in the store room of my house went missing.That does not mean that Chronicwriter poisoned Bruno. Who asked Bruno to eat Rat poison? Rat poison is meant for Rats and not for dogs.
Cry Babies
Why do young babies cry when Chronicwriter is around? Does he pinch them?
-Chronicwriter ( I might look like one. But I am not a sadist)
Ivlo naughty ya???? No wonder babies cry when u are around!!!
ReplyDeletehey babies cry when i'm around too!! :D seriously! there are hardly who actually come to me or rather say who can get well along with me! Sigh! but i love kids! They dont love me :D
ReplyDeletelol... Good to be back reading your stuff bro...
ReplyDeleteGlad that I didnt know you back then :P
stay well...
cheers...
enjoyed it! :)
ReplyDeletelolz. loved the last one :) a lot.
ReplyDeleteI thought the list would have been a little longer!
ReplyDeleteMy sympathies are with the victims of Chronicwriter's pranks.
And I hope Mrs. Menaka Gandhi reads this post :P
pinku tinku...:(:(
ReplyDeletei hv special sentiments for cats :(..
Hahah! Now I know why you posted that recent DP on FB - that pic conveys guilt! Bad boi Chriz :|
ReplyDeletehey had fun reading it:-),still u have been a bad kid,u shd have been grounded 4 dis,escaped huh?:/:-)
ReplyDeletehahah....i now know y the babies cry when ur around :P...
ReplyDeleteurs..hemu..
I couldn't find the humor with the cruelty on animal..
ReplyDeletehahaha.. think you probably did whats's in the pic too :D
ReplyDeleteThats it or you have some more???
ReplyDeletethe last one was the best!! :P mebbe they get scared of u. :D
ReplyDeletedude dude dude.... naughty have been are you haan ;),
ReplyDeletebut i feel bad abt the cats yaa :(
take care and keep writing.........
LMAO ! Sad bruno !
ReplyDeleteomg!! i didnt realise u had this sadistic a side in u!! :P
ReplyDeleteJust enjoyed it. Hope you will continue to add few more confessions to the list in the later posts.
ReplyDeleteChriz... forget it. I am reconsidering marrying you right now. The Poriyal will make a video of your misadventures. You shall see revenge!!
ReplyDeleteah sadist, rite, u r not one of them.
ReplyDeletei know one more bruno who tries to eat his private parts.. only problem is he is a better comedian than u and has a very sexy wife..
ReplyDeletetell me all this isnt true!! U killed a dog and two cats?? :( :( :(
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