Tuesday, August 11, 2009

354. Meena Annie Mathew

Chronicwriter's head is a circus that operate 24/7. His brain is full of unanswered questions. Little kids have lot of questions too. When their questions are not answered properly they become mentally unstable. The unstable nature of Chronicwriter is explained in this post. Most of the time, he does unimaginable, immature things that would make anyone hate him. But many such immature acts of Chronicwriter has indeed saved the honour and pride of his friend Meena.
Many girls have walked in Chronicwriter's life. But his first love,"Renu" is still his evergreen love. However the girl,"Meena" occupied Chronicwriter's heart for two years. Meena was Chronicwriter's MBA batch mate. She was/is a beautiful babe indeed. Let us hear the story from his mouth.
Chriz narrates
When I first saw her, I could hear Latin music in my ears. The first day in college, I realised that 32 out of the total 73 guys in college had fallen in love with her. I was one among them. This is when I decided to be a cut above the rest.That same evening,I destroyed the hope of 30 of the 32 guys by saying," Hey guys! I am going out with Meena". They had to believe me because I spoke in an authoritative tone. Only two guys did not buy my statement. One was me and the other guy was a brainy guy. His name was Jomal Koshy.

The very next day, Jomal tried to hit on Meena. Before I could ask her to have lunch with me, Jomal jumped and asked her to have lunch with him. She readily accepted. I followed them to the canteen and sat in the adjacent table. Jomal realised that Me, being there would be a great hindrance for him and hence he tried to talk in a low, calm voice. After sometime I could see that Meena was getting irritated. She suddenly got up from the seat and rushed out of the canteen. I could hear her mumbling " Why do people with bad breath always want to tell you secrets?" as she made her way out of the canteen. I was happy now. My only competitor was now out of contention.
The first week in college was over and by now the ice was broken. We started forming our own gang of friends. Meena and I were in the same group. We used to hang out together as a group. We started having food in the canteen. This picture was taken when we had food in the canteen. I am the one in the white Kurta. You can see me holding a plate full of Indian food. Meena is the girl in Blue T-shirt. After one month in College, Meena and I had already become great friends. She would share her lunch with me. Our eyes would talk the language of silence. I knew that she was in love with me. I also knew that she was waiting for me to propose her. From my great experience with my relationship with girls, i had become an expert in knowing what a girl wants. All my previous assumptions had backfired. But I knew that this time,I was right when I realised that Meena was in love with me.
Meena was the blonde of my life. Her classroom was in the third floor and my class room was in the first floor. So I would wait for her in the first floor and I would go for lunch with her. One day while I was waiting for her in the first floor, my mobile phone rang. It was Meena

Me: Hello Ponds ( That's how I call her)
She: Chriz! I am stuck here.
Me: Why? What happened? ( There was complete concern in my voice)
She: There is a power failure and the elevator is not working
Me: So what is the problem
She: I am stuck outside the elevator. I am waiting for the last 15 minutes.
Me: Oh
She: Chriz.. I do not know what to do now. Please help me.
Me: Ok Ponds.. Why don't you use the stair case?
She: Thank you Chriz. I would do that.

We had many intelligent conversations like this and in due course of time, we became an inseparable pair. Meena was very popular in college because of her blue jeans. The blue jeans is washed on a regular basis (Once a year). One night, Meena called me up
She: Chriz! Congratulate me
Me: Congrats Ponds. Now tell me, What did you achieve?
She: I successfully completed a very complicated Jigsaw puzzle.
Me: How much time did you take to complete the puzzle?
She: I just took two days to complete it.
Me: But don't you think that it is a very long time to complete a puzzle?
She: No. It is not. In fact the cover says "2 years and above"
Me: Oh. Then we should celebrate it :)
She: Now I think I can attempt an even more complicated jigsaw puzzle. I would bring it to college tomorrow
The next day, she failed to bring the puzzle to college but she kept on saying that the puzzle was indeed very complicated. I still kept encouraging her telling that she would successfully complete the puzzle in no time. Later that night she called me again
She: Chriz! I need your help. I can't complete this puzzle
Me: Have you at least finished 50% of the puzzle?
She: I could not even start this puzzle. It is so complicated
Me: Does the cover of the puzzle have the image of the puzzle?
She: Yes! The Puzzle is about a Rooster.
Me: What else do you see in the cover?
She: I also see something written on it
Me: What does that say?
She: K-E-L-L-O-G-G-S-- C-O-R-N--F-L-A-K-E-S
Me: What? How do the puzzle pieces look like?
She: They are brown in color and they are not flat.
Me: Ok! Ponds. I have a head ache now. Can you bring the box to college tomorrow?
She: Ok (She was in tears)
The next day she brought the corn flakes box[link] to college. I took it to the boys hostel. We guys had a great breakfast the next morning. Two years of college life went by like a passing cloud. I never proposed to her;neither did she. Soon the graduation day came. We were all in black attire. I am the one standing second from left and Meena is the one standing second from right. College life ended and we all moved to different parts of the world. We chose our own future.
After three years of college life, I got a call from Meena. She said,"Chriz, I am thinking of you."... There was complete silence for sometime. Then I started speaking
Me: But why Ponds now? What made you think about me?
She: I was going through our graduation picture and that made me call you
Me: The one in which we all are in black attire?
She: Yes. That is one picture that I would never forget in my life
Me: Why?
She: I thought you would propose to me in college. I gave you all the hints
Me: I was shy.
She: I knew that you were a chicken. That's why I wanted to give you one last chance on our graduation day.
Me: But I don't remember you giving me any hints on the graduation day.
She: Check the picture clearly. I was extending my hand for you to hold my hand. But you were holding Rohini's hand. You broke my heart that day
Me: Can I mend it now? Can I make you mine now?
She: No. It is too late. I have a guy now.
I had tears in my eyes...


  1. Awwww....the ending was sad. But i had a good laugh reading the post. Ur statement 'Meena was the blonde of your life' was funny.

  2. Funny. But I don't think I wld beve any of your tales.

    Like the blog layout btw. Catchy despite the heavy shades:)

  3. @Chriz

    Fine narration indeed... You have as much potential with the heartfelt pen as with the witty and humorous one. Loved the post! Cheers! :-)

  4. How?? I mean how on earth can you cook up such stories!!!

  5. How?? I mean how on earth can you cook up such stories!!!

  6. oh hoo

    so sad.....funny loved it,,...meena the blonde of ur life :P

  7. infact i am amazed by this talent of urs...hw well do u cook up stories man...haha

  8. I am the one standing second from left and Meena is the one standing second from left....Duh you almost made me think am loosing my eye sight there!! was thinking Meena should be in your lap by your logic :)

    Poor Ponds...muh dikane layak nahi choda usko...

  9. LOL!! how could u possibly write such a long post with absolutely no concrete ideas to write on!! Seriously I am stunned!!

  10. Man you are clever :) I mean it... but you are a dumbo when it comes to women... Why the hell you missed out on such a good looking girl.. if it continues this way, I warn you you will be a Chronic bachelor..

    "K-E-L-L-O-G-G-S-- C-O-R-N--F-L-A-K-E-S" indeed... you're clever when it comes to solving puzzles. yes, you're a 27 year old teenager. you got to grow buddy :)

  11. and thus the story of Meera the blonde ended on a sad note!!but the conversations were fun! :P

  12. Oh..! Sad endings.. why don't you hunt down the guy with Meena and giv him a hug to thank him!

  13. Chriz..this is completely different from ur regular one....excellent naration,n yup,i liked the way u ended the post!!!!

  14. Hilarious buddy! You've got a crazy flair for writing without anything as a base except a pack of cereal and a girl :P

    Thoroughly enjoyed it, but the end was pretty emo.

  15. hmmm...
    conversation were funny..
    heheh..esp that jigsaw puzzle...

  16. Wow!! Funny & sad post =P
    Loved the Kellogs Jigsam puzzle part..Never thought of cornflakes in tat manner! You've got some imagination!!

    P.S: Did Meena or whoever it is in tat picture,read this??

  17. omg ROFL =) sorry i know it was sad but can't help laughing :P
    And ur meena was truly a blonde...u better make her read this :P

  18. MBA u studied for 3 years??? Great... I like your intelligent convo :)

    "Ponds" is a cute nickname :)

    Loved your narration :D

  19. r dose convos real...I think not!!!
    but u've got a wacky brain for sure:)

  20. Prason whr do u come up wid such stories yaar..
    lol!!n u cudnt see her streched hands..i can so make out frm her facial expressions tat she was hinting u :P n u say u undrstand gals huh!!very poor understndg dear :P
    Keep going :P

  21. oohhhhhhhh...sad love story, u were not lucky enough to get a brilliant gem like meena ..u fool!


  22. Awh. Why did it have to end like that? :(

    But it was FUNNY!. I was actually sitting here and laughing in the middle of the night.

    The conversation where the elevator wasn't working -- LMAO. And you called it 'intelligent conversation'. Double LMAO (If you know what I mean :P)

    And.. she surely deserves a round of applause because she could complete a jigsaw puzzle which said 2 YEARS and above in just 2 DAYS! :P :P Very awesome.

    And.. kelloggs cornflakes. BAHAHA.

    Very very nice.

    I'm your fan. :) True one.

  23. How sad :( :P

    You have/had SO many babes in your life, Chriz. You're quite the stud! And hmmm... do they know you've put their pics up here??? :P

  24. How sad :( :P

    You have/had SO many babes in your life, Chriz. You're quite the stud! And hmmm... do they know you've put their pics up here??? :P

  25. Very very nice....
    your sarastic comments are one of its types. Too good. Keep up!

  26. awww... :( i wanted happy endings...

    but otherwise...great and funny post

  27. I hope Meena is not reading this especially the blond part :)

    Too bad, lost on yet another

    BTW, What is with Vick vaporub, ponds & Kellogs, new of way of promoting brand?

  28. lol, good one...i hope u let meena read this one :D

    great subtle humour!


  29. Really man.... ur humor is one of the kind... kellogs?? Puzzle?? whoa, how do u conjure up such things :-) take care dude

  30. the ending was sad but the journey was good..lol @ meena running away from canteen..:))

  31. Machi... I have lots of doubts about this post :)

    he hee...

    college kusumbu :P

  32. what story Chriz:)
    im your fan all over again...:D:D:D

  33. ROFL!!
    you are best in this :)

    u made me laugh all through the post!
    good one!

    i'm sad about the ending as I feel so sorry for her boy friend.. :P

  34. i laughed alrt.. good writing.. but anyone who reads it.. DO NOT BELIEVE IT. we had no elevator in college and i don do jigsaw puzzles

  35. hehe...

    creativity at its best..hanh..!!
    the intellectual talk were gud..


  36. Won't say much... but i really loved the mushy post of urs..and though was sad in the end... but I guess since u hav loads of chicks in ur live ..u won' ever regret being a chicken :P


    Seeing Meena's commment in the end.. it became more sweeter :P

  37. hehe...btw,would u come up with an apology next time saying,the story was all cooked up with a lil bit of help from meena??it seems the girl is real coz i see her commenting! :D

  38. dude she is beautiful,, i m already in love with her..

    why would u call her ponds?

  39. hahahaha ... yea ... she's the blonde in MY life too :D ... althought ur lucky ... coz i have her for life :D !!!

  40. LOL....!! Hillarious..!! :D :D

  41. ROFL...that elevator joke was v funny!! jigsaw was good too! keep writing..cheers!

  42. aww... bad luck mate.. ;)

    look out for such hints now onwards :P :)

  43. well... bad luck..though now I've realised that women are like the private bus..If one doesn't stop or come ur way,the next one sure will.. :D

    Take care bro.. :)


  44. Do yu have meena's Blog?...wish i cud read that one and see the other side of the story!! gapsa manan neenga :)...

  45. Lol......Good thing u didnt propose.........u dont want a dumb wifey do u?

  46. hahahahahahahahaha...you are a chicken Chriz!!!


    ...never mind mate, there's always a next time. maybe a brunette this time...

  47. Awww...sad end. But I don't believe any of it. You are so good at cooking up stories!!

  48. i donno if i should believe you, cause what you say is always a lie, but seriously it was very well written cause i could feel the emotions from it, very very well written chriz, i loved it, awesome yaar awesome :)

    take care and keep writing gems like this cya..............

  49. cool story..""But you were holding Rohini's hand"" tats really coolest sad thing to do before ur blond of ur life..

  50. awwww..sad ending :-(
    have you made it up or something? :-P

  51. the blonde in ur life!! :D
    very cute post, chriz!! gotta hand it to ya!

    all those intelligent conversations rock!

    P.S.: btw the girl in the foto is not wearing a blue t-shirt, thats a blue salwar she is wearing with a dupatta... is that a mistake or a deliberate emission? ;-)

  52. Whooooo !!! But she should have gone ahead and understood your heart. It's easy to make out when a boy's in love. Anyways Chriz, Meena pona Reena....waiting for the next one !! :)

  53. Now this is what you can call awesome . . .. I am sure the story doesn't go like you say .But on looking at the photo itself you created a masterpiece of an imaginative story .And of course it is humorous as goes your trademark

  54. tuched :P:P

    wat a storyyy ;)

    well u had real intellegent conversations ;)

    specially that elevator one ;)

    ahhh wat brains man ;)


  55. How do u get such ideas chriz?! (Am talking abt your conversation snippets!!!) Does Meena read ur blog!!!!!!?!?!? :D

  56. Aww sad :(

    But loved the cornflakes bit! If I were meena you'd be getting a nice thrashing now da!

  57. if i EVER spot this girl (in the pic) somewhere, i swear to you i will direct her to this blog :p

    it would be fun to hear her version of the story as well ;)

  58. if i EVER spot this girl (in the pic) somewhere, i swear to you i will direct her to this blog

    it would be fun to hear her version of the story as well ;)

  59. you know what??? whenever im down... i just drop down here.. i may not always comment.. but i do... because you always make me smile and here in bangalore i do need reasons to... thank you for making me smile :)

  60. LOVE YOUR NEW LOOK. Blog looks amazing!!!

  61. Awwwww.....sad ending.

    Arre just tell us the guy's name and address. abhi break-up karwa dete hain. :D

  62. lollz..damn neat :) its ok da, i think she was way too intelligent for ya ;)

  63. I salute your super intelligence that can shame any Param 10000 of India or any other Super Red (underwears) in the world :D

    When the elevator gets out of order, the easiest way is to jump down- forgot this golden rule?

  64. LOL!

    Mine is a drama 24/7 ;-)

    Catchyalater Chriz!

  65. Very well written chris, sweet story but ending was quite sad..

  66. meera anni epdi mathew aaga mudiyum?? :O

    mathew anni venumna meera aagalaam!:P


    long time no c :P :D

    nice new look to ur blog, :D

    and abt the post - thaangla!!! "crazy" in love. hehehe

  68. LOL damn funny dude

    Feelin sad at the tragic ending as well :P Wonder why she called in the end :P


    psst-btw, your frnd is a real sport to allow u to post her pics and weave this really funny story around her :P

  69. it seems tht their love wasnt strong enuff to understnd each other ;)

    well written :)

  70. Yeah my brother from another mother something similar has happened with me as well so I can relate & imagine little bit of this!

    Thanks for sharing your Sentimental Journey !!

  71. Ufff...!
    The only blog that makes me Laugh :D
    Bdw, the new template looks real clean :P

  72. Maaachi ethu enna da Puthu Kadhaiya Iruku Sollu pa

    Any ways ur nutty follow was good as usual

  73. Hahahaha, Yes I smiled dude. I appreciate this friend of yours who has given you the permission to use her as a character. Hats off to your friendship!!

  74. Eh! Good at cooking up stories ah!

  75. Wow, she did extend her hand for you to hold it then. This was a sad journey. :)

  76. hmhm----

    That was a unexpected sad ending from you....

    I loved the kellog's puzzle.....

    & your new template rocks....


  77. I thought i was bad in understanding subtle gesture, but you are one more gem in the same series.

  78. Lol..i hope Meena reads this post so that she knos how much u love her :P

  79. Hei CHriz ,
    Amazing narration ! I'm disappointed with the way how it ended. If Pond's had real love over you , she could have approached you by many means.If you guys were shy to express love , face-face , I wonder why you guys never used the Short Messaging Service to express the hearts and share the feelings over one another. ?
    Chriz is equally responsible for this tragic ending :)

  80. Good Narration... :-)

    And Meena Annie is actually Meera Ann :-P

  81. wot a gr8 post... Amazng... Luv d post..


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