- 1) A person is drunk if he can concentrate well with one eye closed.
- 2) A person is drunk if he spends more time on the floor lying down than standing up.
- 3) A person is drunk if he finds his girlfriend/wife beautiful.
There is a pub which exploits drunk souls. They come up with special offers which are very attractive for drunk people. The sales of the pub has skyrocketed to new levels after their special offers got real good responses from drunk people. See this picture. It is their special offer.
Just move along with the flow...