Friday, June 05, 2009

338. You say it

It is competition time yet again.

Rules & Regulations:

1) Give a caption for the following picture ( Maximum 8 words)

2) Send your entries before 4 pm (IST) 07-June-2009.

3) Vulgarity is prohibited.

4) One person can send in more than one entry but not more than five entries

Prizes

1) The winner will be announced on 8th June 2009.

2)The winner will get the Chronic-Caption-Award.

3) The winner will also win an award winning foreign language movie VCD (with English subtitles) [The movie will be from IMDB's top 100 movies]. After the winner's name is announced, the winner can mail his/her mailing address to prason@chronicwriter.com. The VCD will be couriered to the winner.

May the most Creative person WIN!!!

-Chronicwriter

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93 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 5, 2009 at 8:25 AM

    konjam yosikkanum Chriz... lol. But yes hope to send at least one entry by the deadline.

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  2. Amrita~AmsJune 5, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    "Subtle art of posing in toilet :|"

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  3. Yamini MeduriJune 5, 2009 at 9:28 AM

    an award is waiting..!!!

    http://dilmainhainpyar.blogspot.com/2009/05/hello-friends.html

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  4. SaimJune 5, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    "have the will, there's always a way":D

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  5. PhoenixJune 5, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    "hide and seek"

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  6. WarmSunshineJune 5, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    hmmmm lemme think..... !!! *scratches head*

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  7. ArvJune 5, 2009 at 10:30 AM

    The Deep Probe Project

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  8. ZBJune 5, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    this is way too much short notice, but let me try- "search the tissues before you shit and shitting is an all too rewarding experience.So is LIFE ".

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  9. ARUNAJune 5, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    check the stock and then poop!

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  10. Maria JohnJune 5, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    The Girl Next Door: "Where there is a will, there is a way"

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  11. Amal BoseJune 5, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    certain things cant be asked for...

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  12. AnonymousJune 5, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    Look before you poop. :D

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  13. AnonymousJune 5, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    Funny post btw. :)

    I will think and submit more!

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  14. UvinJune 5, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    So near...... yet so far.......!

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  15. UvinJune 5, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    Deewar! >>Let's create a new world without boundaries!<<

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  16. KeshiJune 5, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    "To let: Toilet paper!"


    btw Chriz I hv something for ya in my blog..check it out! :) I cudnt wait til the Flatmates posts, so I did it today itself.

    Keshi.

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  17. Winnie the poohiJune 5, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    ahhhhh!!!

    Reaching for the star toilet paper :-)

    This is called "Caught with your underpants down"

    Stop imagining that you have stretchable arms

    Its not your fault.. you dont have the red u\w

    The lotus under the tree ;)

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  18. Apparently intellectualJune 5, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    " Crisis makes you OUT-DO yourself!"

    "Impossible is nothing"

    btw,chriz has anyone ever told you that you are a sweet heart. after reading your comment on my last post, just wanted to let you know this.

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  19. RiĆ June 5, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    "Now thats called Tissue Crisis"

    nice contest btw!! :P ;)

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  20. KeshiJune 5, 2009 at 12:26 PM

    o btw Chriz, I changed my current music to a piano version of that same song..check it out. I know u will love it. Its for YOU :)

    Keshi.

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  21. AnonymousJune 5, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    " Oh Shit !! " :P


    Thts the only thing that came to my mind...lol.

    @ picture....Its so ridiculous cant help laughing :D :P

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  22. PavitraJune 5, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    If you try too hard to reach for the stars, you'll end up looking like an idiot pointing that way....

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  23. Priya JoyceJune 5, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    Toilet paper...The basic amenity

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  24. swatsJune 5, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    running out!

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  25. Tall GuyJune 5, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    This the best I could come up with


    Shit Happens, Be Prepared

    Glad to make it on time!!

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  26. sujata senguptaJune 5, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    desperate measures can be rewarding!!

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  27. apJune 5, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Never start a project without the right resources!

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  28. HaRy!!June 5, 2009 at 4:24 PM

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  29. HaRy!!June 5, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    hmmm well i thought like

    " Downloading.. " & " Download complete/to begin" ..

    :) that appeared somewhat relevant!


    Hary

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  30. MINATORJune 5, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Look before you shit...

    i can do better than that...

    i'll be back...

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  31. CinderellaJune 5, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    Cant think of anything !
    I am bad at such stuff !!!
    :((

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  32. NidzJune 5, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    Best thought from With in

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  33. ekta khetanJune 5, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    My first entry-

    "Save the paper on World Environment day"

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  34. PiyushJune 5, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    Oh Shit..

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  35. ekta khetanJune 5, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    My second entry-

    "Where there is a 'wall', there is a way"!!!

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  36. Thousif RazaJune 5, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    MY 1st entry

    "Try and Try Again Till you Succeed"

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  37. Thousif RazaJune 5, 2009 at 5:58 PM

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  38. Thousif RazaJune 5, 2009 at 6:03 PM

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  39. Thousif RazaJune 5, 2009 at 6:03 PM

    My 2nd Entry

    "Chamku Papers: You Can Never Get Enough Of It"

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  40. Thousif RazaJune 5, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    My 3rd Entry

    "Reach Out To Reach Yourself"

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  41. Thousif RazaJune 5, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    My 4th entry

    "Chamku Toilet Papers: 'Give Me WHITE'"

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  42. ParitaJune 5, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    Oh my thats such a funny pic..cant stop laughing..btw nice contest

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  43. The Solitary WriterJune 5, 2009 at 6:45 PM

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  44. The Solitary WriterJune 5, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    My 1st entry
    "The art of sitting,shitting and grabbing tissues"

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  45. The Solitary WriterJune 5, 2009 at 6:50 PM

    My 2nd entry
    "Check thrice before getting in "

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  46. ThoorikaJune 5, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    Peek a boo then go to the loo !!

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  47. ThoorikaJune 5, 2009 at 7:04 PM

    Ingayum bit adikiriya?!

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  48. UnknownJune 5, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    "God! i wish my hands were a bit lengthy

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  49. AdishaJune 5, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    " Preparedness is better than Pulling a Muscle. "

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  50. CяystalJune 5, 2009 at 9:11 PM

    " Less paperwork may lead to shitty times"
    "Life was slightly better without pressure, but a piece of paper ruined it"

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  51. DiyaJune 5, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    "Bloke is overloaded, need some more""
    - Diya.

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  52. bondgal_rulzJune 5, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    Damn funny pic man!!!

    So here are my entries:

    "Truly Reaching Out"

    "And they say that global boundaries are diminsihing" :|

    "Padosi ka toilet paper mere toilet paper se white kaise??"

    Will try to come up with something better hopefully. :)

    Cheers

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  53. Amrita~AmsJune 5, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    2nd tym :P
    "LEGEND OF STRETCHING CHADDY AND UNREACHABLE TOILET PAPER"

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  54. SarathJune 5, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    Entry 1: Angels and their demons..

    Entry 2: What an Idea, Sirjee...

    Entry 3: I still know what you did last summer

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  55. AnonymousJune 6, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    *thinking*
    *thinking*
    *thinking*

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  56. HPJune 6, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    my entry to the contest:

    "it's not red!"



    yayy! i win ! :P
    will think of more.

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  57. HPJune 6, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    "water: unmatched performance guarenteed"

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  58. ShanuJune 6, 2009 at 1:33 AM

    Kanoon..can I please borrow your hands???

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  59. EntertainerJune 6, 2009 at 4:02 AM

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  60. EntertainerJune 6, 2009 at 4:04 AM

    "Plant more trees...you never know how you need them"

    There are somethings which money cant buy...:)

    There are times when you realize that reaching a star looks easier

    An optimistic mind is never embarrassed..

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  61. KeshiJune 6, 2009 at 5:27 AM

    One more entry:

    Recessionista!


    Keshi.

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  62. SakshiJune 6, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    "Calling Chriz in red underwear for help"

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  63. HPJune 6, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    "I ran in. It ran out."

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  64. UnknownJune 6, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Well its Herculean.....!!!

    1.U ve to wash ur own,be self supportive,ALWAYS!!!
    2.The toilet tissue that really cares for Downunder.
    3. Your comfort zone indeed deserves "XXX" tissues
    4.Never hide your true need,desire, and LUV @ first sight
    5."Fortune" always lies @ the BOTTOM

    Thanks Cris,its really refreshing

    Cheers
    $undar

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  65. ♥ƐƅyƐяєƅŠ¼Ń”®♥June 6, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    "why the hell my tissues are always out"

    " thank god! the other side has the roll"

    .......

    rest all vulgar and since prohibited ..won't say :)

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  66. muthuJune 6, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    1- "Ek bar aaja, Tissue paper aaja- aaja aaja..."

    (You will have to sing the above song in the nasal tone of himesh reshamiya with full feelings along with dancing- you can wash yourself later. :P - to get the real feeling of the caption)

    2- "Am reaching out, 4 my rear cleaning out"

    3- "Am in shit- No not literally- Practically"



    Will try to come up with more b4 the dead line...

    cheers Chriz....

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  67. muthuJune 6, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    hey jus came up with another.

    4. the other side is always green. :P

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  68. perturbed perceiverJune 6, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    "Are hai hai yeh majboorii, yeh mausam aur yeh doori mujhe pal pal hai tadpaaye........."

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  69. NavicornJune 6, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    1. Adult diapers @ 2$ only.

    2. The loo Adventures.

    3. Doorstep TP Delivery. Call 1800-123-456.

    4.Enjoying home toilet advantage since 1984.

    5. Screwed up Calculations.

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  70. KarthikJune 6, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    Pants Down and Hands Down!!

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  71. Readers DaisJune 6, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    1.a helping hand,
    2.owners pride neighbours envy
    3.its not the way,but results matter.

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  72. iceprincessJune 6, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    "attaining NIRVANA is sure a messy job."
    :)

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  73. Readers DaisJune 6, 2009 at 9:37 PM

    4.clean sweep
    5.chriz way of life

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  74. bondgal_rulzJune 6, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    Another one:

    "Thoda hai thode ki zaroorat hai." :)

    Cheers

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  75. bondgal_rulzJune 6, 2009 at 10:03 PM

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  76. AnonymousJune 6, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    "That's called long handedness"

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  77. swatiJune 6, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    oh shittt!! :P

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  78. VijiJune 6, 2009 at 11:26 PM

    1.“Stretch your arm no further than your sleeve.”
    2.Watch out! stretched panties might snap back
    3.A slip between the finger tips and TS.

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  79. The Unsure AsceticJune 7, 2009 at 6:23 AM

    The long arm of NATURE'S LAW.

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  80. The Unsure AsceticJune 7, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    So, what if you were best mates? I told you not to trust her.

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  81. The Unsure AsceticJune 7, 2009 at 6:34 AM

    Instances where your boyfriend cannot help.
    Instances where being lesbian would have helped.

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  82. The Unsure AsceticJune 7, 2009 at 6:39 AM

    This can be a wonderful picture for railroad crossing awareness.
    " Life isn't always fair. Please stop, see and then go."

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  83. The FurobikerJune 7, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    main yaha tu kaha ...

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  84. QuestJune 7, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    Vulgarity prohibited? :-o
    What abt the pic? :P

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  85. QuestJune 7, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    1) When in deep shit use the best hand ;)

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  86. Apparently intellectualJune 7, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    "kanoon ke haath lambe, mere kyun nahi!!"

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  87. Thousif RazaJune 7, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    My last entry

    Stuck in a sticky situation.Call 'Dr FixIt'

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  88. The Solitary WriterJune 7, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    misadventures of shitting without tisses papers

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  89. EmaanJune 7, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    Im late.. sorry....
    but here's my entry nonetheless:

    "I'll return it, i promise!"
    ;-)

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  90. EmaanJune 7, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    "every bit counts!"

    "its not what u think, Im just a collector."

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  91. AnonymousJune 7, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Its past the time limit...so just for the sake of participating -

    "When chips (n chaddis) are down, reachout for help around"

    "Do it here, wipe it across the border"

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  92. UvinJune 9, 2009 at 10:03 AM

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  93. UvinJune 9, 2009 at 10:05 AM

    This is what it means in politics, when they say 'Getting outside support' or shall i say 'Post Poll Alliance'.

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