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I have seen stand-up comedians using filthy language in their performances. They have great presentation skills and they have humor to back them up and they really don't have to use such words to make people laugh.
You might ask me," Hey Chrony! Why this lecture when you have such a lousy subject line?".
I have heard people using the term-AssHole. I really don't have any idea about the origin of that word. Words like this make me to conclude that English is indeed a funny language. I never thought that I would ever see an AssHole in my entire life; but i was proved wrong when i saw this [link]
Moral : You don't have to use filthy language to make people laugh
-Chronicwriter
....and i thought i'd finally be able to learn some swear words !!
ReplyDeleteyou're such a beeeeep !!
:P
hahahaahahahaahhha i thought your link would lead me to somewhere which could make me puke.. and rofl! too good Chriz.. applauds.. hahhahhaha i am still laughing.. :) finally me first?
ReplyDeletelol.. me second.. :P
ReplyDeletei was wondering if this wud end up some kind of inspirational to all stand up comedians, finally yes yu were again with tricks up yur sleeve!!! kastamada! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYenna kodumai idhu!
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO! LOL...
Cheers
*PEACE*
hmmmmm true..abt the comedians.....hav seen in some shows..but ppl don't understand intelligent comedy..coz most ppl r dumb:P
ReplyDeletewell haven't used ny foul word i guess ;)
"But if you can control your tongue, you can definitely succeed in curbing the production of lousy words from your mouth." - I am fully with you on this sir Chronicwriter! :-)
ReplyDeleteI have belonged to the anti-abusive language squad too :P. Cannot say that I have completely relinquished bad words as some keep coming in - or I let them come in - when I am with myself... but I try the hardest I can to avoid foul language in conversations. As it is there are other problems with my tongue which get me into a mess. lolz.
I have yet to look at the pic;) as I am at my office workstation and know not what to expect.
ye i knew somethinz behind tat "ass-hole" link.. lol anyways kept the suspense..read the post before clickin tat..!
ReplyDeleteIf you wouldn't have put that ass in the hole pic here, I would have provided that link here myself :D
ReplyDeleteA good coversationalist truly doesn't need to use foul words at all... :)
PS: The Quest's conversation is devoid of any foul language :)
Quest
lol......
ReplyDeleteNice pic...
I know!!
ReplyDeleteI like the message that people like Charles Sanchez like to convey, but he kind of hides it between his MFO and SOB and FA's...
Dave Chapelle however would sound like a loser without his occasional cussing...
One cusser I feel totally difficult to watch is Eddie Murphy... His stand-ups are hilarious, but can get too annoying with his obsessive cussing and the 'n' word... sheesh!
These days am more inclined to Jeff Dunham.. :)
loved the link :)
ReplyDeletelolz.....
ReplyDeleteyou sure are then better than russel peters.... :)
U r right! Moral taken!
ReplyDeleteHaha.. Loved the ass hole!!!
ReplyDeletekekekekeke... hahahahahahaa
ReplyDeleteahahahaha :D nice one :D :P
The Pic tells the right meaning...no need to find its origin..Its really funny........
ReplyDeleteChriz... where did u get this pic??
ReplyDeleteroftl ... well i was against abusive words, but my best buddy made me to use such words cuz in ordinary convo itself she uses such words..
Well again am against such abusive words..
:D
ReplyDelete:D
ReplyDeletethe donkey was sho cute hehehe!
I believe that from this day, people who have read this blog will actually LAUGH when they hear asshole instead of getting angry.
ReplyDeleteI support u in this fact that foul language is no way express your opinion. BUT, I will not stop watching Roadies even if they use the filthiest words in it ;-)
4. The blog is a collection of lies.
ReplyDeleteThis point applies to this blog right?? U ? No Foul Language? A great effort to make people believe stuff in ur blog !!!!!!!!
I know I might sound corny...but Chrony it's high time someone put you down there with that ass so you won't go around ripping people's ribs apart with laughter every morning...can't get things done around here after reading your posts!!!!
ReplyDeleteU should have a scrap book of your unique pic collections ! :)
ReplyDeletepoor ass :-( ;-)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaahaa where do u digin to get all these links!!!!OMG OMG terrible tummy ache, be ready to get sued if i die of laughter! I wish i can attend one of ur shows, want to c how u make people laugh without using holes etc!!!!
ReplyDeleteU ROCK BUD!!!!
LOL!! point well-made and taken well too! :-D
ReplyDeleteLOL! That was one assholish moment captured for eternity.. I pity the ass though :)
ReplyDeleteYou reminded me of an old joke from Dr.Becker...
ReplyDeleteA Nun would call Ted danson an ass... yeah the fleshy part... :)
Ted danson would be like are you allowed to say that?
Nun "I dint say the (w)hole thing..."
But foul language gives humour the punch... Russell doing the chinese accent saying hey asshole makes me LOL everytime...
Wow..u send across the message so subtly..and i kinds felt the ass was winking..lol
ReplyDeleteYou are right...
ReplyDeleteDon't know from where u find all this. U definitely are a crazy guy.
ReplyDeleteOh Chriz, itz only YOU!! :P
ReplyDeleteToo good man!!
ReplyDeletenice one...by the way wts ur name...cudnt find it on ur profile...dont feel like addressing u as chronicwriter:)
ReplyDeleteafter such a long lecture...u made me feel like an asshole, with that pic:(
ReplyDeleteI definitely disagree wid u... cussing always drives home the point better. Besides, Chappelle and Katt Williams would soooooooo not be funny without their bad language
ReplyDeleteabsolutely true:), I second it, infact foul language is not necessary anywhere:)
ReplyDeleteHahah Chriz! I am definitely turning out to be a huge fan of urs. What a pic! Mashallah...
ReplyDeletei begged for forgiveness before clicking on that link....now i have asked for the power to tolerate...yenna kodumai iddhe??
ReplyDeletelol you have no idea how terrified I was when making the decision to click on the link...I even had one eye closed lol, thought I could possible deal with one eye being ruined for life but not both of them.
ReplyDeleteyou're writing and ideas are so spontaneous and funny!
ROFL ur just too good :D
ReplyDeleteOn a serious note, “It takes two years for a human to learn to talk, and it takes at least fifty years for him to learn to keep quiet.”
ReplyDelete:-)
I thouight I could learn new swear words from you. You spoilt my moment. And that pic is justifying enough for the word.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I wonder how you are able to come up with things like these and that too quiet often! You rightly deserve a place in the creative industry:-) A lot of talent!
-Arc
h ehee... a dumb ass too :P
ReplyDeleteAs a programmer i know two langauges for sure: one is my love of life: "C", the other is life of my love: "Profanity". Even after working for so many years, i am not still Master of First one, but second one, its in the blood, dont even have to practice it. U see, u dont have to even fake profanity, I just love it.
ReplyDeleteokok.. its an ass in the hole.. not a hole in the ass! :P
ReplyDeleteoops.. wht did i say just now? sorry sorry... ;)
To be fair, that was an Ass- in a hole.
ReplyDeleteI guess that makes it a Dumbass at the same time... hehe
LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteI was so scared when I was abt to click on that link... I was like "Gawd! wat wud it be?"...
ReplyDeleteLOL... when I saw it... I knew its another bouncer from Chriz, the genius.
I agree, we need not use bad lingo... but I tend to use it at times... ;) now I think I shud work on it... a bit...after reading this post.
well said!! :P
ReplyDeleteWT*!!! you clowning #@#@#!$ $!#@#@$@ $@**@$#@$#^ @@##....
ReplyDelete:|shoot the fowl! i feel so much better now that i have leveled with you brother.
as usual, good post.
:D
priceless, hilarious
ReplyDeletepriceless, hilarious
ReplyDeletei totally agree with u..chriz....
ReplyDeletefoul words are really needless....
as 4 ass hole..in d sense of foul language...i really dont understand...imagine if ppl dont have one?they really are gonna have a horrible life..with all d inbuilt toxicity..so why is something so essential used as a swear word?
:P
LOLLLLLL
ReplyDeleteI use foul language..Foul words are really not necessary :(
Thnx
ROFL =))
ReplyDeletethat was rather .. An Ass in the hole :D logically impos ..isn't it :P ?
lolz...this is more like ass in a hole:P
ReplyDeleteyes you don't need to use swear words...just like me...:P
ReplyDeleteu r right,..its fad to use foul language for many.. they thinks its cool..the worst is.. some ppl use foul language to win arguments.. I faced this many times..during discussions..
ReplyDeletehe he...the pic have surely proved me wrong as well....good one chriz!
ReplyDeleteI swear I thought twice before clicking on that link!! he he
ReplyDeleteLOLing away. :)
Cheers
I still enjoy doing so ......
ReplyDeleteYou are a real NUT CASE!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!
HEHEHEH!!!
NE
you know clicking on ur profile...gives a locked page...with no info at all...
ReplyDeleteu should check ur settings...
hehehe..
ReplyDeleteyou are such an *beep*
i tried to work on my language once upon a time.
now i dont give a *beep*
:P
btw i just noticed..
ReplyDeletenew tag photos!nice:)
and in case u dont recogonise me..i m prachi(prachi bansal)..
remember?
I nod my head vigorously with the moral :D
ReplyDeleteGood one, like always!
you are a beeeep and you should beeep your beep with beep. hope your beep beeps.
ReplyDeleteLol..Chriz ...but something like a southpark ..It's fun ...I hope you must have heard of it...It is funny and uses a lot of foul Language.....Contradiction don't u think ?? Or you think it's not funny ??
ReplyDeleteROFL...
ReplyDeleteNice pic...
I'm sorry for the delay... Wasn't around for sometime...
Good 1 as always Chris. But do tell me the source of your pics? U get a pic and write about it or the other way round?
ReplyDeletehe he he...Inspirational post it indeed is :D
ReplyDeleteHaha...I was wondering what happened to you!! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat was cool!! :D
beep beep beep beep
ReplyDeletei din stop using them.. but blogger is stopping me frm using them :D
Macha.. Sema Pic.. Chance less... :P
ReplyDeleteLaughing ma ASS off.... Ya It had set off from the ropes after watching this Pic..
PS: i was refering to the ASS that u'd put in Pic!!
ROTFL
ReplyDeleteI can't live without my UNIBALL.
ReplyDeleteWallmart in India? If the corporations don't rule the world now, it won't be long...
Hey, what's m S.E.O. firm.
Lol! Unique and unexpected as always!
ReplyDeletehahahaha lol.. wat an asshole post it was :p
ReplyDeleteI SO agree with all what you've said.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, nice ass-hole pic :)