Tuesday, May 19, 2009

331. Ass-Hole

i StOpPeD UsInG fOwl lAnGuAgE a FeW YeArS AgO.

If you think that i am gonna start using fowl language again, you are absolutely wrong. I still believe that foul words are not necessary to convey the message in a conversation. A wise person is one who has the ability to carry on a conversation without using foul language. No offence meant for those who use bad words. But if you can control your tongue, you can definitely succeed in curbing the production of lousy words from your mouth.

I have seen stand-up comedians using filthy language in their performances. They have great presentation skills and they have humor to back them up and they really don't have to use such words to make people laugh.

You might ask me," Hey Chrony! Why this lecture when you have such a lousy subject line?".

I have heard people using the term-AssHole. I really don't have any idea about the origin of that word. Words like this make me to conclude that English is indeed a funny language. I never thought that I would ever see an AssHole in my entire life; but i was proved wrong when i saw this [link]

Moral : You don't have to use filthy language to make people laugh

-Chronicwriter
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  1. HPMay 19, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    ....and i thought i'd finally be able to learn some swear words !!

    you're such a beeeeep !!

    :P

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  2. AnonymousMay 19, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    hahahaahahahaahhha i thought your link would lead me to somewhere which could make me puke.. and rofl! too good Chriz.. applauds.. hahhahhaha i am still laughing.. :) finally me first?

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  3. AnonymousMay 19, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    lol.. me second.. :P

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  4. HaRy!!May 19, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    i was wondering if this wud end up some kind of inspirational to all stand up comedians, finally yes yu were again with tricks up yur sleeve!!! kastamada! ;-)

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  5. NyxMay 19, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Yenna kodumai idhu!

    ROFLMAO! LOL...

    Cheers

    *PEACE*

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  6. Priya JoyceMay 19, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    hmmmmm true..abt the comedians.....hav seen in some shows..but ppl don't understand intelligent comedy..coz most ppl r dumb:P

    well haven't used ny foul word i guess ;)

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  7. AnonymousMay 19, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    "But if you can control your tongue, you can definitely succeed in curbing the production of lousy words from your mouth." - I am fully with you on this sir Chronicwriter! :-)

    I have belonged to the anti-abusive language squad too :P. Cannot say that I have completely relinquished bad words as some keep coming in - or I let them come in - when I am with myself... but I try the hardest I can to avoid foul language in conversations. As it is there are other problems with my tongue which get me into a mess. lolz.

    I have yet to look at the pic;) as I am at my office workstation and know not what to expect.

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  8. NavicornMay 19, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    ye i knew somethinz behind tat "ass-hole" link.. lol anyways kept the suspense..read the post before clickin tat..!

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  9. QuestMay 19, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    If you wouldn't have put that ass in the hole pic here, I would have provided that link here myself :D

    A good coversationalist truly doesn't need to use foul words at all... :)

    PS: The Quest's conversation is devoid of any foul language :)

    Quest

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  10. Poshin_davidMay 19, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    lol......

    Nice pic...

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  11. AnonymousMay 19, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    I know!!

    I like the message that people like Charles Sanchez like to convey, but he kind of hides it between his MFO and SOB and FA's...

    Dave Chapelle however would sound like a loser without his occasional cussing...

    One cusser I feel totally difficult to watch is Eddie Murphy... His stand-ups are hilarious, but can get too annoying with his obsessive cussing and the 'n' word... sheesh!

    These days am more inclined to Jeff Dunham.. :)

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  12. VijiMay 19, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    loved the link :)

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  13. muthuMay 19, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    lolz.....

    you sure are then better than russel peters.... :)

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  14. Suyambuvel. MMay 19, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    U r right! Moral taken!

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  15. DocBlueMay 19, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    Haha.. Loved the ass hole!!!

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  16. InternMay 19, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    kekekekeke... hahahahahahaa

    ahahahaha :D nice one :D :P

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  17. AnonymousMay 19, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    The Pic tells the right meaning...no need to find its origin..Its really funny........

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  18. MeowMay 19, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    Chriz... where did u get this pic??
    roftl ... well i was against abusive words, but my best buddy made me to use such words cuz in ordinary convo itself she uses such words..

    Well again am against such abusive words..

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  19. saimaMay 19, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    :D

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  20. WarmSunshineMay 19, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    :D

    the donkey was sho cute hehehe!

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  21. AnonymousMay 19, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    I believe that from this day, people who have read this blog will actually LAUGH when they hear asshole instead of getting angry.
    I support u in this fact that foul language is no way express your opinion. BUT, I will not stop watching Roadies even if they use the filthiest words in it ;-)

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  22. AishwaryaMay 19, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    4. The blog is a collection of lies.
    This point applies to this blog right?? U ? No Foul Language? A great effort to make people believe stuff in ur blog !!!!!!!!

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  23. SakshiMay 19, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    I know I might sound corny...but Chrony it's high time someone put you down there with that ass so you won't go around ripping people's ribs apart with laughter every morning...can't get things done around here after reading your posts!!!!

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  24. PurpleHeartMay 19, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    U should have a scrap book of your unique pic collections ! :)

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  25. Amal BoseMay 19, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    poor ass :-( ;-)

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  26. ARUNAMay 19, 2009 at 8:18 PM

    hahahahahahaahaa where do u digin to get all these links!!!!OMG OMG terrible tummy ache, be ready to get sued if i die of laughter! I wish i can attend one of ur shows, want to c how u make people laugh without using holes etc!!!!
    U ROCK BUD!!!!

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  27. AshwathyMay 19, 2009 at 8:21 PM

    LOL!! point well-made and taken well too! :-D

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  28. Winnie the poohiMay 19, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    LOL! That was one assholish moment captured for eternity.. I pity the ass though :)

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  29. ApocalypsEMay 19, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    You reminded me of an old joke from Dr.Becker...

    A Nun would call Ted danson an ass... yeah the fleshy part... :)

    Ted danson would be like are you allowed to say that?

    Nun "I dint say the (w)hole thing..."

    But foul language gives humour the punch... Russell doing the chinese accent saying hey asshole makes me LOL everytime...

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  30. IlleenMay 19, 2009 at 9:30 PM

    Wow..u send across the message so subtly..and i kinds felt the ass was winking..lol

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  31. AnonymousMay 19, 2009 at 9:46 PM

    You are right...

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  32. saffronapron.blogspot.comMay 19, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    Don't know from where u find all this. U definitely are a crazy guy.

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  33. DiyaMay 19, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Oh Chriz, itz only YOU!! :P

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  34. Tall GuyMay 19, 2009 at 11:30 PM

    Too good man!!

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  35. NGMay 20, 2009 at 12:26 AM

    nice one...by the way wts ur name...cudnt find it on ur profile...dont feel like addressing u as chronicwriter:)

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  36. PraveenMay 20, 2009 at 12:47 AM

    after such a long lecture...u made me feel like an asshole, with that pic:(

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  37. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 12:50 AM

    I definitely disagree wid u... cussing always drives home the point better. Besides, Chappelle and Katt Williams would soooooooo not be funny without their bad language

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  38. RenuMay 20, 2009 at 1:15 AM

    absolutely true:), I second it, infact foul language is not necessary anywhere:)

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  39. DhanyaMay 20, 2009 at 1:19 AM

    Hahah Chriz! I am definitely turning out to be a huge fan of urs. What a pic! Mashallah...

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  40. vinnyMay 20, 2009 at 1:33 AM

    i begged for forgiveness before clicking on that link....now i have asked for the power to tolerate...yenna kodumai iddhe??

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  41. UnknownMay 20, 2009 at 3:35 AM

    lol you have no idea how terrified I was when making the decision to click on the link...I even had one eye closed lol, thought I could possible deal with one eye being ruined for life but not both of them.

    you're writing and ideas are so spontaneous and funny!

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  42. mysterious galMay 20, 2009 at 4:09 AM

    ROFL ur just too good :D

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  43. MuseMay 20, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    On a serious note, “It takes two years for a human to learn to talk, and it takes at least fifty years for him to learn to keep quiet.”

    :-)

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  44. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    I thouight I could learn new swear words from you. You spoilt my moment. And that pic is justifying enough for the word.
    Also, I wonder how you are able to come up with things like these and that too quiet often! You rightly deserve a place in the creative industry:-) A lot of talent!
    -Arc

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  45. ArvMay 20, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    h ehee... a dumb ass too :P

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  46. !Teq-uila Del ZapataMay 20, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    As a programmer i know two langauges for sure: one is my love of life: "C", the other is life of my love: "Profanity". Even after working for so many years, i am not still Master of First one, but second one, its in the blood, dont even have to practice it. U see, u dont have to even fake profanity, I just love it.

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  47. Swetha PadakandlaMay 20, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    okok.. its an ass in the hole.. not a hole in the ass! :P

    oops.. wht did i say just now? sorry sorry... ;)

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  48. Arnab MajumdarMay 20, 2009 at 10:56 AM

    To be fair, that was an Ass- in a hole.

    I guess that makes it a Dumbass at the same time... hehe

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  49. UnknownMay 20, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    LOL!!!

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  50. SinnerMay 20, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    I was so scared when I was abt to click on that link... I was like "Gawd! wat wud it be?"...

    LOL... when I saw it... I knew its another bouncer from Chriz, the genius.

    I agree, we need not use bad lingo... but I tend to use it at times... ;) now I think I shud work on it... a bit...after reading this post.

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  51. RiàMay 20, 2009 at 12:33 PM

    well said!! :P

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  52. NachiMay 20, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    WT*!!! you clowning #@#@#!$ $!#@#@$@ $@**@$#@$#^ @@##....

    :|shoot the fowl! i feel so much better now that i have leveled with you brother.

    as usual, good post.

    :D

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  53. mikimbiziiMay 20, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    priceless, hilarious

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  54. mikimbiziiMay 20, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    priceless, hilarious

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  55. iceprincessMay 20, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    i totally agree with u..chriz....
    foul words are really needless....
    as 4 ass hole..in d sense of foul language...i really dont understand...imagine if ppl dont have one?they really are gonna have a horrible life..with all d inbuilt toxicity..so why is something so essential used as a swear word?
    :P

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  56. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    LOLLLLLL

    I use foul language..Foul words are really not necessary :(

    Thnx

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  57. peterMay 20, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    ROFL =))

    that was rather .. An Ass in the hole :D logically impos ..isn't it :P ?

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  58. SaimMay 20, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    lolz...this is more like ass in a hole:P

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  59. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    yes you don't need to use swear words...just like me...:P

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  60. Unknown!!!May 20, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    u r right,..its fad to use foul language for many.. they thinks its cool..the worst is.. some ppl use foul language to win arguments.. I faced this many times..during discussions..

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  61. AnonymousMay 20, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    he he...the pic have surely proved me wrong as well....good one chriz!

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  62. bondgal_rulzMay 20, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    I swear I thought twice before clicking on that link!! he he

    LOLing away. :)

    Cheers

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  63. Rahul ViswanathMay 21, 2009 at 5:21 AM

    I still enjoy doing so ......

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  64. AnonymousMay 21, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    You are a real NUT CASE!!
    LOL!

    HEHEHEH!!!

    NE

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  65. NGMay 21, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    you know clicking on ur profile...gives a locked page...with no info at all...

    u should check ur settings...

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  66. Apparently intellectualMay 21, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    hehehe..
    you are such an *beep*
    i tried to work on my language once upon a time.
    now i dont give a *beep*
    :P

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  67. Apparently intellectualMay 21, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    btw i just noticed..
    new tag photos!nice:)
    and in case u dont recogonise me..i m prachi(prachi bansal)..
    remember?

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  68. CяystalMay 21, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    I nod my head vigorously with the moral :D
    Good one, like always!

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  69. Amritorupa Kanjilal May 21, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    you are a beeeep and you should beeep your beep with beep. hope your beep beeps.

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  70. AnuragMay 21, 2009 at 9:05 PM

    Lol..Chriz ...but something like a southpark ..It's fun ...I hope you must have heard of it...It is funny and uses a lot of foul Language.....Contradiction don't u think ?? Or you think it's not funny ??

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  71. AnonymousMay 22, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    ROFL...

    Nice pic...

    I'm sorry for the delay... Wasn't around for sometime...

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  72. VadapocheMay 22, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    Good 1 as always Chris. But do tell me the source of your pics? U get a pic and write about it or the other way round?

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  73. SmitaMay 22, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    he he he...Inspirational post it indeed is :D

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  74. AnonymousMay 22, 2009 at 7:38 PM

    Haha...I was wondering what happened to you!! ;)
    That was cool!! :D

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  75. The FurobikerMay 23, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    beep beep beep beep

    i din stop using them.. but blogger is stopping me frm using them :D

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  76. KarthikMay 23, 2009 at 8:28 PM

    Macha.. Sema Pic.. Chance less... :P

    Laughing ma ASS off.... Ya It had set off from the ropes after watching this Pic..


    PS: i was refering to the ASS that u'd put in Pic!!

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  77. Elithraniel ArawionMay 23, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    ROTFL

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  78. #167 DadMay 24, 2009 at 1:23 AM

    I can't live without my UNIBALL.
    Wallmart in India? If the corporations don't rule the world now, it won't be long...
    Hey, what's m S.E.O. firm.

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  79. HarishMay 25, 2009 at 1:18 AM

    Lol! Unique and unexpected as always!

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  80. Preetilata【ツ】May 26, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    hahahaha lol.. wat an asshole post it was :p

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  81. JyotiJune 1, 2009 at 9:51 PM

    I SO agree with all what you've said.

    By the way, nice ass-hole pic :)

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