329. Terror Romeo Rajendar

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Note: If the reader is still alive even after reading the whole post, he/she has attained the strength to tolerate any form of physical/mental torture.

Additional Note: Please do not blame the Chronicwriter for this post. Mr-X is the author of this post

A recent survey was conducted by HSBC - Hot Sexy Babes Committee to find the sexiest man in the world. The result of this survey is posted here

Best Hair -Tom Cruise

Best Eyes - Brad Pitt

Best Dancer - George Clooney

Best Jaw -Patrick Swayze

Best Nose - Hugh Jackman

Best Voice - Sylvestor Stallone

Best Body - Arnie

Best Calf Muscle - Jean Claude Van Damm

Best Butt -David Hasselhoff

The Hero of this post is an amalgam of all the above mentioned men. He is the heart-throb of all the girls around the globe. Right from my young age I have admired his talents and i grew up memorizing his poems. Many among us would have read his poem," Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" in our kindergarten days. Still when I think about my kindergarten days i have a broiling sensation in the lower part of my tummy.

Did I mention his name? Those who took pains in checking the subject line would have known his name by now. But for the sake of the uninitiated, i take this opportunity to introduce to all my readers; "The one and only"," Glamorous", " Sexy", "The man with six bags", " The multifaceted" - TERROR ROMEO RAJENDAR

Is not he DROP DEAD GORGEOUS?

If you are still alive even after seeing the Drop Dead photo, continue reading...

His birth is a mystery to the greatest scientists everywhere. The reason behind the unsolved mystery can be understood, if you see the above picture continuously for more than 2 seconds. World's leading scientists joined hands with archaeologists, gynecologists,geo-morphologists and Navjot Singh Siddhu to find the answer to the mystery behind Terror Romeo's birth.

Their quest to explore the answer behind the mystery suffered a severe jolt when a Monkey(chimpanzee) committed suicide. Apparently Darwin's theory evoked the scientists to compare Terror Romeo's DNA structure with that of a Monkey. Author's Note to Andrew Symmonds: I am not referring to you and I am not Bhajji. So you can Concentrate on your cricket now. Coming back to the topic, the monkey came to know about what the scientists were about to do to it. It couldn't digest such a shame and hence committed suicide by glancing at the above picture.

Just when the scientists were about to lose all hopes in finding the truth behind Terror Romeo's evolution, they happened to watch a program on TV. The program was about the evolution of the Universe. The atheism theories (i) Inflation Universe Theories (ii) Big Bang Theory, made them to approach the mystery from a completely different angle. Finally afters years of hard work and research, they found the answer to the mystery and a new name was given to the theory -"Gang Bang Theory".

Only a few people in the world have had the privilege to come out of a movie hall alive after watching a Terror Romeo movie. The author of this post is one among the very few such brave souls. Such is the intensity of all his movies. In almost all his movies, the heroines would crave for our Terror Romeo. They would chase him like a dog chasing a car and finally out of sympathy, Terror Romeo would accept their love proposals. I request my readers to take a look at the following pictures of Terror Romeo. Each picture stands a testimony to his dedication to the art world and also exemplifies his versatility.

Terror Romeo's Jurassic Portfolio (Otherwise called as Navaratan Poses)-Image feed from Indiaglitz

1.Cool Formal dressing

2.Furious Casual dressing



3.Calm Traditional dressing

4.Angry Traditional dressing

5.The dude



6.Handsome Bridegroom



7.Romantic Bridegroom



8.Surrounded by babes

9.Bath Tub Romance

By the way, News about the Chimpanzee's suicide reached M.Gandhi's ears and she couldn't tolerate such an insult to the monkey community. (Author's Note to Symmonds: Again, I am not speaking about you). Hence she had a one hour phone talk with Terror Romeo and poured her heart out. Terror Romeo promised her that he would wipe away the shame caused by him to the monkey family by naming his son after a monkey. The very next year he had a baby boy and he named him Chimpu. Chimpu is now following in his father's footsteps and is now the heart-throb of all the babes in town [link]. Let us not waste our time by talking about Chimpu. Let us go back to Terror Romeo Rajendar.

Recently, Terror Romeo Rajendar went to Mexico for a film shoot. I assure my readers that his Mexican visit has nothing to do with the Swine flu outbreak in Mexico that has spread across the world. Terror Romeo recently entered the Guinness Book of World Records by becoming the only person in this world who could perform a 69 to himself. Answering to reporters about his achievement, he showed his simplicity and his Nationalistic feelings. He also explained the gang bang theory. The gang bang theory is a phenomenon in which a person is delivered via C-section delivery mode where the delivery is done by the person himself.

The iconic figure of Terror Romeo cannot be encapsulated in an ordinary post like this. He is an institution by himself (Please do not ask for any seats in that institution). When I watch his movies I always sit at the edge of the seat because his performances can captivate anyone. He sure leaves a lasting impression in our hearts with his performances. For many, those are the Last impressions in their lives. The one accolade that is still eluding Terror Romeo is the Oscars. I am adding a video of his soul-crunching romantic performance in one of his super-hit movies. (It includes a bath tub romance sequence). Please watch this video. It brought tear drops to my eyes. If love like this still exist, I sure want to be a part of it. If this performance doesn't get him an Oscar, i don't know what will?

A dedication from the Numero Uno fan of Terror Romeo

-Mr.X