Saturday, April 18, 2009

315. The Great bank robbery

I still have the first mobile phone sim-card, I ever used in my life. It was a BPL card. I first bought it in the year 2003. Last night I inserted the card in my mobile phone and I was surprised to see some text-messages still stored in it.

There were 8 messages stored in the card. I read them all and I was smiling all along. One message really made me crack up big time. I can't resist but post it here.

The Great Bank Robbery

Ten robbers break open a bank locker and loot TEN JARS. When they open the jars, they discover that the jars contain yogurt.So they just drink to their hearts content and escape from the bank.

The next morning, the newspapers read " Sperm bank looted"

-Chronicwriter
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46 comments:

  1. ViajeroApril 18, 2009 at 7:20 AM

    Why dint they go for more?

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  2. VadapocheApril 18, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    Hmmm, heard this one before. Amazed that u still have ur first card.

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  3. IlleenApril 18, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    ha ha..I had heard this one before.

    But yes,finding old texts in unused sims,discovering money in an old jeans pocket or just some old souvenir you hadn't laid your eyes upon in a long time..they all have a feel good factor about them.. :)

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  4. Amal BoseApril 18, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    ha ha..
    that ws nice.
    U still keep ur old sim?
    i hav absolutely no idea where my old sim cards are..

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  5. Akansha AgrawalApril 18, 2009 at 9:17 AM

    This thing makes me go ewww... everytime I hear it! And yes I have heard/read it before...

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  6. VijiApril 18, 2009 at 10:17 AM

    I was waiting for this post..Illeen said it all...

    and i will never forgive you for this post... i'm in the process of reducing weight and I live on fat free yogurts.. damn you CHRIZ :@ I am angry.

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  7. Swetha PadakandlaApril 18, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    hu ha haaa!!

    this post was the one i was searching all the while whn u had deleted it..

    i was wondering whether i had dreamt it or not!
    at last u did post it.. :P

    hey, wht abt the rest 7 msgs.. :D

    cheers
    swetha

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  8. ArvApril 18, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    twisted dumb jerks :P

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  9. Apparently intellectualApril 18, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    haha..well deserved destiny!:P

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  10. The Solitary WriterApril 18, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    haha
    u have told me this before in a grp chat hahaha

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  11. ThoorikaApril 18, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    Yuck !! Yuck!!!! Yuck!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Toon IndianApril 18, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    ROFl..they didn't have yogurt befor :P

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  13. RichaApril 18, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    yuck!!!

    *pukes violently*

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  14. Priya JoyceApril 18, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    I echo Richa

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  15. RiàApril 18, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    eeks!! *feels like puking*

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  16. Dr. AculaApril 18, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    OMG!!! FTW!!! LOl..puking!!

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  17. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Read this one before. Stinks!

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  18. PriApril 18, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    ewwwwwwww!! LOL!

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  19. Amritorupa Kanjilal April 18, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    Yealch!
    you are lucky. when i opened the draft message folder of a very old sim i found in my drawer, it turned out to belong to my ex-boy friend, and had a record of his weekly masturbation routine for three months.
    i have dated a lot of wierd people.

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  20. KartzApril 18, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    Read this before!

    *gawk* still! :D

    Peace. Have an uber weekend...

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  21. HPApril 18, 2009 at 8:07 PM

    UGH !!

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  22. AnonymousApril 18, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    They had never tasted yogurt, did they? ;)
    Were the robbers male or female...am wondering n not puking! :D

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  23. k.ø.c.h.üApril 18, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    he he...ive read dis b4..nice 4 sharin niway :)

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  24. PhoenixApril 18, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!


    G R O S S !!!


    :O

    :( :X

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  25. vinnyApril 18, 2009 at 10:47 PM

    Yuck :):)
    remaining messages ??

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  26. peterApril 19, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    yes i have heard this one ;)

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  27. Ashish GouravApril 19, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    I haven't heard this before.....nyways its awesome

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  28. AnonymousApril 19, 2009 at 10:14 AM

    They should have cast you in place of Praskash Raj in Vasool Raja MBBS! rotl.

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  29. bondgal_rulzApril 19, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!!!!!! Gross man!!!

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  30. iceprincessApril 19, 2009 at 3:02 PM

    heehee..
    no big deal i guess..
    good for them that it will go down d usual route and come out the usual route....
    :)

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  31. WarmSunshineApril 19, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Yukhhhh!!!

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  32. SmitaApril 19, 2009 at 6:06 PM

    Errrr!!!!

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  33. AnonymousApril 20, 2009 at 4:54 AM

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! Double EWWWWWWWWWW!

    Ne

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  34. ruSh.MeApril 20, 2009 at 10:13 AM

    Yogurt and SPERMS... I am so sure, those bunch of thieves were surely virgins too.. or never-been-masturbated!!!

    That's why I am pro sex-education in school!! ...so that people can distinguish between yogurts and sperms!!!

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  35. KeshiApril 20, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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  36. AnonymousApril 20, 2009 at 12:02 PM

    LolZ !!!!!

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  37. NavicornApril 20, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    :X yuck!!

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  38. enchantingankiApril 20, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    ewwwwwwwww!
    its yuckkyyy!

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  39. SivaramApril 20, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    Ethu Namma Typical Chris Post
    !!!

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  40. HaRy!!April 20, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    hayo hayo!!!!

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  41. NidzApril 20, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    Disgusting.

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  42. Chumi @ Lakshmi @ LuckyApril 21, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    YUCK!!!! that was disgusting!

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  43. AnonymousApril 21, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    very funny

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  44. SayuriApril 22, 2009 at 12:54 AM

    ewwwwww............

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  45. KarthikApril 22, 2009 at 7:30 PM

    Reminded me of a SMS joke

    Sperm 1: After i grow. i'll be a doctor

    Sperm 2: After i grow, i'll be an engineer for sure

    The man goes to bathroom and wanks

    Sperm 1&2: Fuck.. He spoiled our future da!!

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  46. AnonymousApril 23, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    lolzz...

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