Disclaimer: This is a true incident.

Additional Disclaimer: Chronicwriter seldom speaks the truth in his blog



Year:2003
Location :Chennai, Besant Nagar beach -Planet Yum
Characters: Chronicwriter, A hot babe (Her name is Neenu Thomas), A Surprise character
Scenario: Neenu is the hottest babe in college. Every guy tries to win her heart. Chronicwriter also tries his luck. He sets up a date with her and this is how the date went.

CW: Hi Neenu. You look Hot ( THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST FLIRTY STATEMENT)
NT: Ok (SHE GIVES THE ATTITUDE LOOK)

Chronicwriter waits for sometime to get a compliment back from Neenu and when that never came from her, he again starts the conversation

CW: How do I look? ( Chroniwriter was wearing a torn jeans and a sleeveless shirt exposing his chicken-bone arms)
NT: Can I be frank?
CW: I love girls who are frank
NT: You look pathetic. You are trying to be someone that you are not
CW: Sometimes i prefer girls when they are not frank.
NT: Ok. Let us order some food first. (SHE ORDERS THE COSTLIEST BURGER AND A COUPLE OF DRINKS TO ACCOMPANY THAT. HE CHECKS HIS WALLET. HE JUST HAS 100 BUCKS WITH HIM)
CT: I am fasting today.
NT:Anyways you gotta pay the bill cos you invited me here
CT: Don't you have your purse with you? (She did not reply to this question. She knew when to speak and when not to!)

An old man came and sat next to them. He was staring at them. Neenu was the one who was doing all the talking. Her topics varied from pop music to college gossips to fashion fads. The old man felt sorry for Chronicwriter and he started giggling at some of Neenu's dialogues.Neenu was not comfortable with the old man giving those sarcastic smirks.But Chronicwriter was at least happy that he had some old man giving him strength and support during the so called romantic date.

Throughout the conversation Neenu snubbed Chronicwriter and very soon he realised that she was not the girl for him. So he just wanted this date to end soon, so that he could go his way. So he popped the hundred dollar question

CW: Neenu! What kind of guy would you like to have as your boyfriend?
NT: He should be the star among his gang
CW: wow! I know a guy like that... and?
NT: He should be musically inclined and he should play the guitar
CW: The guy i know is musically inclined too... and?
NT: He should tell me jokes all the time
CW: This guy i have in my mind has got a real funny bone
NT: He should stay home at night and adjust with me as my mood changes.

The old man stood up came to the the table and said, "My dear young girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

Chronicwriter started laughing and the old man gave a hi5 to him. It has been six long years and the old man still keeps in touch with Chronicwriter through mails.Many posts in this blog are inspired by that old man who loves to keep a very low profile

-mr.X