I happened to go to heaven too (in my dream) and watched the terrorists entering heaven. Each terrorist got their 72 virgins and a luxury bungalow too. I sneaked my way to each luxury bungalow and listened to various romantic lines between the terrorists and the 72 virgins. I am posting a few conversations that i overheard in a few bungalows.
$) Promise me that you would marry me. I can't unless i get committed to you
$) I even have an up-to-date health certificate. Do you have one?
$) Yes I am 79 years old. So what? I am still a virgin.
$) Hurry up. My husband will be here any moment.
$) Do you love me more than the other 71?
$) First say your prayers.
$) I am actually not a virgin. But due to recession, God has asked me to join the gang
$) I can fly and I have wings too. You can call me Kiki
$) I am a virgin because i am very ugly
$) No.. You can't kiss me on my lips. I have saved it for my boyfriend
Anyways! All the very best Kasab!
NB:This post is not to bash terrorism or its after effects. A lot of people have blogged about it. The topic is only focussed on the 72 virgins