300. Three Hundred

• Sehwag has the habit of reaching the triple figures with a Six. I have done it too, with this post being the sixth post of this month.
• Just 300 Spartan warriors killed millions of Persian warriors led by the great Persian King Xerxes in the movie 300. I have done it too, killing thousands of readers with my 300 crap-posts.

Did you like the above picture? I liked it too. Now let us go back to this post. Writing has become a part of my life and after experimenting with different styles of writing that included poetry, philosophy and inspirational posts, i finally figured that funny posts best suits me. Special mention of praise for my kids,"Jeremy and Jolena". Any post on them sure pulls in great number of page hits. I should also thank my dream love "Renu". I would soon publish you in book form.

It is always a great feeling to have so many wonderful readers sharing their comments for the posts I write. I also have many readers who comment on my posts even without reading a single line. Comments like " Oh sweet", "Good read", "Aaaaw","Nice post" are tricks adopted by such lovely souls who just comment for the sake of commenting. I am dedicating a post for such souls very soon.

For those souls who mailed me to console me for my previous post, I ended up replying to everyone saying that it was not my story. I also take this opportunity to reveal some dark secrets about me. Read it only if you want to know about the dark secrets.

• First Name:- Prason
• Sex:- Not yet. Still one among the 72 virgins
• Birthday:- Friday the 13th of April.
• Siblings:- One sister and I call her akka( Mother of Jeremy and Jolena).
• Shoe Size:- It is a big shoe.
• Who are your closest friends:- My Jesus.
• Favorite Number:- onnu, rendu, moon,sun, star
• Favorite Finger:- Thumb. Yes I suck!!!
• Have you ever bungee jumped:- Yes! Once inside the Loo
• Have you ever eaten a Hot Dog:- Yes. But I would have been happy if they had given me some other part of the dog.
• Have you ever been in a police car:- I want to. But no one gave me a ride yet
• Have you ever gone swimming in the ocean:- Yes.In the seashore.
• What is your good luck charm:- My eyes (Just after I get up from my sleep and before washing my face)
• What's your room like:- It is like Princess Diana's bed room.
• What is the last thing you said:- I am hot (I just said it)
• What is the best thing that happened to you in the past year:- My red underwear
• What is the worst thing that happened to you in the past year:- Refer previous answer
• Do you believe in love at first site:- 27 years and I am still single. Please ask the next question
• Who was the last person you slow-danced with:- Neenu. My Salsa partner
• Do you get along with your family:- Yes. I am a homely guy.
• Are you anorexic:- I need a dictionary now. Yes. I poor in vocabs.
• Are you suicidal:- I can make people do that if they listen to my pep talk.
• Are you schizophrenic:- Now the dictionary needs me
• Do you have a crush:- Renu
• If so, does he/she know:- Renu is married and she has two kids now
• Where do you want to get married:- In a church
• What do you dream about:- I am a nuclear scientist in most of my dreams and I would be performing vasectomy on female pythons in my dream

Now you know a lot of dark secrets about me. Please don't tell it to Deepika Pallikal.I do not want her to know all these dark secrets of mine. It will surely break her heart.She is my latest girlfriend.

Ok! Enough staring at her. I just want to say that this is my 300th post and I will continue to nag everyone with my silly write-ups

-Chronicwriter