Two girls wanted me to be their valentine for this year. So they approached me and shared with me about why they are crazy about me. I was in a fix. The valentine rule book says that I should not two-time with girls.

Hence I told them to take their decision after they ask me 15 questions each. They prepared 15 questions each and approached me. By the way their names are Anusha and Archana respectively and dis-respectively.

These two girls first had a pillow fight to decide who will go ahead and ask the first 15 questions. Anusha muscled her way and defeated Archana in the pillow fight and hence got ready to ask her 15 questions to me. She looked into my eyes and these are her questions. I have added my answers too

Anusha's question

1. What is your occupation Chriz?Bed wetting (When I was a kid)
2. What color are your socks right now?Barefooted now. So all I can see is my hairy feet.I think I have real sexy legs. What do you say?
3. Can you drive a stick shift?
Would love to drive an automated version. But am not that rich
4. Do you like me?I love you. You are five inches taller than me. If you wear a two inch heel and stand next to me, we would look like Amitabh Bachan and Sachin Tendulkar.
5. How old are you today?
26 years and 9 months. O M G. In another three months I would be 27 and that means I am just three years away from becoming 30. Boy I still look like an 18 year old boy.
6. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV?
Hide and seek
Ice-ball (A south Indian version of Scotland yard)
Dikkilona (The south Indian version of Rugby).
7. What are your favorite drinks?
Salpeitaa (Its again a South Indian version of Tequila)
8. Have you ever dyed your hair?
No. But I perm it regularly.
9. Favorite food?The food that is served at home. (People who stay far away from their home would agree with me)
10. Favorite day of the year?
April 13th every year. That was the day I was born. I am very surprised at the co-incidence because it is my birthday too
11. Do you want your friends to e-mail you ?I prefer a female to an email.
12. What is on the floor of your closet?
My underwear. It is a Ellen underwear.
13. What did you do last night?Wrote a letter to Renu. Then her hubby's strong frame came across my mind. I tore the letter.
14. How many states have you lived in?
Tamilnadu, Pondicherry, Singapore, Kerala, Guangdong (China) and Beijing (China)
15. What is your wish for this new year?
To spread more smiles on the faces of those with whom I interact with.
The 15 questions got over and Anusha was all happy with the answers she got. She left the scene and Archana approached me next with her list of 15 questions

Archana's Questions
1) If your Lover betrayed you, what would your reaction be?Don't irritate me. First get me a lady love.
2. If you have one dream which could come true,it would be?Have my own talk show on TV
3.What would you do with a billion dollars ?Buy millions of underwears
4.Who is more blessed-loving someone or being loved by someone ?Giving and taking and sharing and loving.I wanted to sound philosophical in this answer.I know that i failed miserably
5.If the person you like is secretly attached,what would you do?I would make it sure that, that person doesnt come to know about the secret attachments that I have with other babes
6.If you could root for one social cause,what would it be?Voice against Child abuse
7.What takes you down fastest?Arrogance and Artificial attitude
8.What according to you is blogger in denial?Those who can copy but cannot paste properly.
9.What’s your fear?
Female mosquitoes
10.Your opinion about me?If you were only as strong as Anusha, you can save me from the baddie girls if they try to molest me
11.What is the first thing you do when you wake up?I drink 1.5 litres of water and then head directly to the loo to drain my bladder
12.If you fall in love with two people simultaneously, whom would you pick?The lighter one. If I cant pick her up, i'll ask her to pick me up.
13.Would you give all in a relationship ?Yes I would give my all. But I won't share my underwear
14.Do you prefer being single or in a relationship?Man. 30 is just around the corner. I have been single all this while.
15. Ok bye Chriz
By the way .. is that a question?
Archana also left the scene. The girls are yet to call me. Sometimes I think that two-timing is not at all a big sin.
Note:Guess no one will tag me from now on...