We would have come across this phrase "Barking Dogs do not bite". I have never tried to find the validity of this statement. But call it the seventh sign from down under, I found the answer in the LOO again. Dogs are not multi-taskers. They have only one mouth. When they Bark, they could not bite and vice-versa. It has taken all these years for me to understand this simple logic.
They ask him where he got the blood.
He asks them, - "Did you see that tree back there?"
"Sure," they reply.
"Well I didn't!"
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."