Disclaimer:Chronicwriter is not a MCP.
Men are never depressed.
  • Men Are Just Happier People.
  • Men are very simple creatures.
  • The garage is all theirs.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • They can never be pregnant.
  • Car mechanics tell the truth.
  • The world is their urinal.
  • They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Wrinkles add character.
  • People never stare at their chest when they are talking to them.
  • One mood all the time.No mood swings
  • Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  • They know stuff about cars.
  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  • If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend.
  • Their underwear is Rs 100 for a three-pack.
  • One pair of shoes is more than enough.
  • The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
  • They only have to shave their face and neck.
  • They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
  • They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
  • They have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier !!!!!