Men are never depressed.
- Men Are Just Happier People.
- Men are very simple creatures.
- The garage is all theirs.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
- They can never be pregnant.
- Car mechanics tell the truth.
- The world is their urinal.
- They don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Wrinkles add character.
- People never stare at their chest when they are talking to them.
- One mood all the time.No mood swings
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- They know stuff about cars.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
- If someone forgets to invite them, he or she can still be their friend.
- Their underwear is Rs 100 for a three-pack.
- One pair of shoes is more than enough.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- They only have to shave their face and neck.
- They can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.
- They can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.
- They have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
- They can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier !!!!!
MEN are happier.
ReplyDeleteI really like the following lines,
Their underwear is Rs 100 for a three-pack.
One pair of shoes is more than enough.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
But some men get their under wear free of costs. don't they? specially red ones.
And by the way u sort of look like Nasan in your profile pic.
ReplyDeleteCool pic.
Lol wtf. :P
ReplyDeleteToooo funny!
(come collect yr award!)
yeah we r simple creatures!!!
ReplyDeletealso another reason v r happy is
- all men think alike...so its not very difficult for us to like another man
haha nice one :P guess they're all true...
ReplyDeletehey true tat is...
ReplyDeletemost women r like tat but not all ..there r simple women too
sum of ur reasons were too funny
though they sounded like and MCP's view ...lol
Very funny...........thoughtful blog;)
ReplyDelete'They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ' huh i don t think so dear, my man won t have the choice, it will without mustache :)
ReplyDeleteC.
many reasons made me ROTFL:P
ReplyDeletereally men have no reasons to worry..and even if they have they just dont care to worry
I don’t completely concur with this post..ya ya I know it’s a fun post :)
ReplyDeleteI don’t mindlessly splurge or indulge in an idiotic shopping spree like most wimmen..i am a decisive shopper..i don’t take ages to wrap up my shopping..i don’t even spend hrs in the trial room seeking everybody’s approval including the gatekeepers..
30 secs???My fone convos don’t even last for 30 seconds..prolly lesser than tht :P
I strongly AGREEEEEEEE with this 1.. "People never stare at their chest when they are talking to them"
Just for laughs- all r problems begin with MEN..i don’t say no man, no cry for nothing! lol
MENses
MENstrual cramps
MENopause
MENtal breakdown
thats funny..hehehe!!
ReplyDeleteeh ha, ive got this as mail many a times...
ReplyDeletenyways, i agree wth Swats :P
@ Swats
ReplyDeleteGirl u rock with ur Men.. pb :)
C.
Yo man...
ReplyDeletewe are happier..!!
:)
;)
@poshin
ReplyDeletehaha.. yes red underwear/...
@aayushi
ReplyDeletei already collected my award .. thank you girl and commented too.. dint ya get that?
@mayz
ReplyDeleteall men have similar pervy minds.. yes.. but a few like us are very innocent... hehe
@wolf media
ReplyDeleteyes they are all true in my life
pj
ReplyDeletethank ya girl
@mayflower
ReplyDeletehehe..
@cess
ur boyfriend will be lucky...
but he wll have hair in his nose and ears when he grows older
@praveen
ReplyDeletejoin the club bro.. lets party
@swats
ReplyDeletejust loved ur comment
all men problem happen for women.. opposites do attract.. hehe
@archana
ReplyDeletethank q
@gypsy
yes i got this as a forward a year back too.. wanted to give life to a few words.... and here it is
@vinz
ReplyDeleteuntil the day we fall in love
I agree Men are happier..cos they dun hv to DEAL with Men. :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
He he funny! Really low maintenance creatures!
ReplyDeleteU know i wanted to write abt what Swats wrote (MEN problems for us).. I second ALL those probs... Ha!
ReplyDeleteLOL !! Agreed !!
ReplyDeleteVery toughtful points you cited out ! each one of them mate !
ur in a christian band?? Wow..thats so nice really..very very noble..I was for a very short bit..its awesome ..the whole experience..
ReplyDelete@keshi
ReplyDeletehahaha
thats true.. what a statement...
@tara
creatures? hehe... gal..
@sam
you and swats can join the club.. ill be the secretary for it
@cinderella
thankyou matey
@cecilia
ReplyDeleteglad to know that u r from a band too..yes using talents for god is a great thing indeed. keep singing and keep coming here
'but he wll have hair in his nose and ears when he grows older' oh trust we can manage to get rid of those too, it does not have to be just a woman thing to get rid of hairs :)
ReplyDeleteC.
I agree with cess 'They have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. ' huh i don t think so dear, my man won t have the choice, it will without mustache
ReplyDeleteBcoz I am experiencing it from my wife too...
Kool post.
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