My phone rang very late the night-before-last night. I checked my watch. It was 11 pm.Late night calls are always reserved for public personalities.I looked into my mobile. It read PH calling...
"Oh No! Not again", I thought to myself. It was the same girl. She was crazy about me. She even told once that she fantasizes about me. I finally decided that it is high time that I made her to change her mind. Her name is Paris Hilton. I hope my readers know that she likes to act in front of the camera.
I picked the call
PH: Hey Hunney ( Low voice)... Muaaaaah
Me: Yes tell me! What do you want? (Rough voice)
PH: I was just thinking about you
Me: Ok
PH: Can I come over to your place?
Me: No
PH: Please! I am looking at your photo now
Me: Ok.
PH: I am going for the Cannes-dress-up rehearsal tomorrow. Can I pose with your photo?
Me: You can! But do not trouble me any more.
PH: Ok. Muaaaaaah
Me: Bang (Call Disconnected)
I do not know what happened the next day. But I was stunned to see this photo in the papers this morning.Some people are really crazy about me. I can't stop them.
Can you guys give me some tips to snub people like PH?
Note: Thanks Keshi for introducing me to Photofunia
-Chronicwriter
hehe!
ReplyDeleteYeah It does seem like Paris would cause you to loose your mind! Tell her to stop stalking you.. Or I would come and get her for you!
ReplyDeleteN
ha ha good u made up a story over the plot lol
ReplyDeletehaha lovely shot of ya in Paris' hands..ooh lala! ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Be careful, you may end up in a video with her....
ReplyDeleteDude, Paris Hilton? Seriously?? Euuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwww!! Would the next one be Mamta Kulkarni??? Just curious!
ReplyDeleteCool Pic.
ReplyDeleteNever knew you were into dumb blonde hotel heiress.
hahaha!!!
ReplyDeletethese stalkers...temme abt em :P
you jerk :D hehehe!!!
ReplyDeleteparis hilton???
this was the same comment u gave even in my blog,if u do remember. :)
is there anything in this blog which is genuinely true??? :)
Oh gosh!
ReplyDeleteBe careful..this girl is in the bad books everywhere..Christ knows wht crap she may come up with..lol :P
ROFL!!!
ReplyDelete;))
ReplyDeleteNow this is what i call genuine fantasies
:D
LOL, hilarious!!! Yes, i like the way u hang up on her face!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteC.
Thats realy kewl!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteAre you serious? Or u're joking?
The convo does sound like what Paris Hilton would do though...
like ur blog man
ithu ellam konjam over...
ReplyDeletehehe :p
poor selection :P
ReplyDeletedint u get better gals?
@mus
ReplyDeletewelkum to my page
@NE
you would come and get her for me? hehe... no no...i dont want her...
@pj
ReplyDeletewas jobless and came up with this
@keshi
thanks to you..
@roger
ReplyDeletehaha... i myte... but i will be under a mask...
@sam
mamta kulkarni... sounds good.. i just googled her and saw a glimpse of her..
@poshin
ReplyDeleteme not into her.. she into me..
@mayz
anna gioviani is another one man/...
@archana
ReplyDeletethis is a lie factory.. come .. read.. enjoy.. have fun and forget what u have read...
@aayushi
will she file a suit against me?
@illusion
ReplyDeletepurpose served thru the post
@richa
iam innocent
idhu konjam overa therilae..
ReplyDelete@cess
ReplyDeletei hung.. but i felt sorry and called her back within five minutes..
@sri
and the foto is hot.. aint it..
@afronutes
ReplyDeleteglad to know that u liked my lie page.. keep coming bro
@thanamoi
ReplyDeletewhat was that>?
@praveen
jessica alba called me after i hung the fone
@nitara
ReplyDeletetheriyudhu aanaa theriyala
Haha.. A very creative use of Photofunia.. :D :D
ReplyDelete:D lol Rotfl...yup how bout telling her she looks like ratatouille (sp bhul gayi ;( )
ReplyDelete@urv
ReplyDeletethanks a bunch bro
@think tank
i saw that movie.. lovelie...
whoa! lol :P
ReplyDeletelaila will be so sad da
ReplyDeletehehehe lol
ReplyDeletehaha....whatta post:)))
ReplyDeleteLOL LOL LOL
ReplyDeletefor me its SRK calling :P
hehehe :P :P
ReplyDeletei should do that with rahul dravid...hmmm....
why paris hilton? :O jennifer aniston is better!! or angelina jolie..anyone!! :O :O
lol!!!
ReplyDeleteyes..there is a way indeed..
love them back!;)