But the sweet seducing retort from her side was too much for me to handle and the next moment we entered a jewellery shop.A man in his mid fifties waljed up to me and said,"Can I help you sir?"... "I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," I said.
He looked through the stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at Rs.25,000/-.My heart bounced up with a shock. But I did not want her to know that I am going through a mental trauma. So I said,"I don't think you understand-I want something very unique,"
At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at Rs.1,40,000."Her eyes sparkled...
"Why does she have to make me a pauper?", I thought to myself.I did not have a single paisa more than Rs. 5000 with me.But I could not lose the battle in front of my girl and hence I told the jeweller that I would take it. She clenched my arm in adoration and the air between us intensified.
"How are you paying?" asked our jeweler."I'll pay by check; but of course the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow(Saturday), and then I'll fetch the ring on Monday.Me and my girlfriend left the shop.She rested on my shoulder while I drove back for a romantic evening.
*****************************************************Monday morning, I woke up because of my ringing mobile phone.
Me: Hello! Who is this?
Jeweller: I am calling #### Jewellers
Me: What can I do for you?
Jeweller:You lied, there's no money in that account.
Me:I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?
Jeweller:#@@@$..
Bang went the phone
*****************************************************
Note:
I changed my mobile phone number for two obvious reasons1) The jeweller
2) My girlfriend (She is my ex-girl now)
-Chronicwriter
hehehe..lesson no 1- never spend money unnecessarily for ur galfrend
ReplyDeleteMe: Hello! Who is this?
ReplyDeleteJeweller: I am calling #### Jewellers
Me: What can I do for you?
Jeweller:You lied, there's no money in that account.
Me:I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?
Jeweller:#@@@$..
Lol.
really funny man!!! At least u had a good weekend :D
ReplyDeleteC.
ha ha lolz Good idea ye lolz
ReplyDeletelesson no 2: don't pay heed to praveen's lesson.
wonderful...where is that bank..
ReplyDeleteand meanwhile, you didnt mention what 'wonderful' evening you had..?
;)
@praveen
ReplyDeletehehe.. unnecessarily?.. i would say.. never spend even if it is necessary... weekends hould be fun.. lie plays a big part...
@aayushi
ReplyDeleteno interpretations please
@cess
ReplyDeleteyeah... you like ring too?
@pj
ReplyDeletehaha... ill think abt that...
@vinz
ReplyDeletehaha.. it was a lie
it was a wonderful evening
we went on a long drive.. then we had a romantic dinner.. we wlaked hand in hand in the sea shore.. whispered sweet nothings.. pampered her with my everloving tender creative brain....
"Dream on..."- I can hear you say
hahahaha...awesome man...got tears in my eyes laffn!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL....a small lie and u get a wonderful weekend, but you lose the chick...worth it??
ReplyDeleteLOL! All u need is one forward and u get started, dont ya??? But good.... Impressive!
ReplyDelete@mayz
ReplyDeleteand i had tears too when she left me
@illusion
ReplyDeleteone goes and another comes.. thats life
@sam
ReplyDeleteyeah.. forwards gimme lot of ideas.. a little bit of alteration and bingo i have a new post..
nice read :) hilarious :) cheers :) watch out for the jeweller tho :)
ReplyDeletehahaha....funny. dabbu ledhu, then y date? beware..girls are high-maintenance these days
ReplyDeletehe he, no ring please, i m ok :) just a dance :)
ReplyDeleteC.
Hmm so you had to change mobile no in the end eh?
ReplyDeleteSo now girlfriend can't (and also voluntarily won't) give you a ring cos you didn't give her one eh?
@preeti
ReplyDeleteyes i shaved off my mush.. he cant recognize me anymore.
@nitara
yes its very sad to know that babes are very costly these days.. but who cares? as long as we can fool those poor souls with the gift of the gab, then victory is on our way
@cess
ReplyDeletehahaha
cool.. salsa... let it be...
@stupidosaur
ReplyDeletei hate rings.. they are small.. i would prefer a chain or a bracelet...
he he hd a hearty laugh ..haa..luks lik u r plannin 2 fool gals wit de gift of de gab..i pray dat gals either turn deaf or stop being dumb. lets watch out 4 dis mean fella..lol!btwn do u ever write thngs really out of ur life?
ReplyDeleteI was talking about girlfriend giving you a 'ring' on your mobile :P
ReplyDeleteWht a gold-digger..plz don’t entertain such wimmen
ReplyDeletewerent u turned off???
Thnx for dropping by :D
hahahahahaha...girlfrnds can be seriously expensive!!
ReplyDeletebut not all of them are.. :)
gosh..is this true story or a fiction?
ReplyDeletevery expensive girlfriend.
@enchanted illusions
ReplyDeletei see my life as a joke... certain parts of the posts are truths .. but the others are lies... i just want my readers to havea great time..
@stupidosaur
your girlfriend giving a ring on my mobile.. i wont mind that.. or give her number.. ill give her a ring
@swatz
ReplyDeletenaa. turned off na.. i turn everything on.. leave them on and leave...
@multimenon
you mean to say that you got a cheap girlfriend?
@kiran
ReplyDeleteits a true fiction
thanks for coming
//your girlfriend giving a ring on my mobile.. i wont mind that..
ReplyDeleteEven I won't mind that. Cos it will mean I have one!
@stupidosaur..
ReplyDeletewow.. after u have one.. do inform me
hahahaha,thats funny!
ReplyDeleteu write very well.I'll frequent this place from nw(got here thru pj's blog)
:O oops! u have a spicy life eh? :P :P
ReplyDeletewoho man seriously am laughing ma head out! :P i hope she has read this somehow
ReplyDeleteHaha!!! Damn funny!!!
ReplyDeletehilarious :P :P
ReplyDeleteboys...^%$#^$#^$#%# X-( :P