Wednesday, June 04, 2008

180. Beijng Diaries

My work demands me to talk and travel and lot. I am very good in the former and I am having lots of good experiences because of the latter. This post, I write to talk about the wonderful experiences I had in China.

A little bit about China before I start writing about my experiences in China. The people of China are called as Chinese. The currency in China is called as Yuan. Chinese are very friendly, Very patient. The Chinese Cuisine is the among the best in the world. "Ni Hau Ma" is the phrase that is used to greet a person in China. It means "How are You?"

I just wanted to be a little bit informative because off-late I find young kids visiting my page.I visited Beijing last October and the climate was good then. I was accompanied by my colleague during that trip and as we were of the same age group, we had a whale of a time.His name is Ebi. As we were the only two Indian souls on Chinese Soil, we used to take long walks on the streets of Beijing and by the time we returned back to our hotel, it would be well past mid night. In the picture below, Ebi is the one sitting to my left and I am the one sitting to his right.

After a couple of days in China, another one of our colleague, Anand joined us in Beijing. It was fun then.Hardcore selling in the morning hours and equally-wreck-tap partying in the evenings gave us enough balance to our daily schedule.

The food that we had in Bejing was one of its Kind. I am reserving another post for the food that we had in China.Here in the picture below, you can see Ebi, Anand and Moi posing for our Pre-food-snap

After one tiring working day, we took pictures outside our hotel and just before we entered our hotel,a gang of beautiful babes walked towards us. Ebi and Me were very happy because this was the very first time a big gang of girls were making their move on us. One girl came to me and started a conversation which sounded Cantonese and Chinese to me. I din't have my interpreter with me. So I just blinked at her. She understood my situation and came close to me and said ,"Hello". That was the most sweetest voice I ever heard in my whole life.

She kept her right hand on my cheek (The one on my face).and came very close to me. I could feel her breathing on my face. She said," Wanna massage?". I was badly needing a massage. I was about to say "Yes", when Ebi intervened and said,"Hookers". I was caught in a thin line between fame and shame now. Ebi pulled me from her grasp and we walked back inside our hotel. Our hearts were beating very fast. We went to the reception, took our keys and headed towards our respective rooms.

Me and Ebi had this habit of talking very late till we dozed off. So We both would spend the nights in the same room. That night,while we were talking about our respective college days, someone knocked at my door.It was well past 12 in the night. I looked through the eye-view-hole in the door and saw a familiar looking guy outside the door. Yes he was the same guy who was standing with the girls when they tried to corner us.I could sense a shiver running down my spine.I turned around to see that Ebi had just come back from his bath and he just had a towel around his waist. I knew very well that he was not in a position to open the door. So gathering all the courage, I slowly opened the door. I could hear giggling noises , cos Mr.Pimp had five of his girls with him. I almost froze. He smiled at me and said," Mister! This is our present to you". Just then Ebi, came to the door ( He was still with his towel around his waist).

Mr. Pimp, now was confused... He gave us a naughty smile ( I know it, kinda smile) and left the place... Even after he left, me and Ebi could not come to a conclusion why he left without torturing us with his selling tactics. Finally when we saw each other, we figured it out and we just burst out laughing...

The pimp thought that we were GAY



  1. hehe....0 smiles???i thought of smiling at u first anyway(n not Mr.pimp's smile ok?) blog..great all smiles!!!

  2. Rotfl! Hey I have this handsome dude you might want to meet. I can set up a blind date you know...
    Muhahahaaa Muhahahaaaa!!

  3. should I belive in this??? im not mocking... please consider my doubt as an honest attempt to know the truth......

  4. hmm... let's ask the important question then....were you disappointed that the pimp and girls

  5. @veena
    glad to see new blogmates in my page.. keep coming

  6. @keshi
    hey me coming to your blog now

  7. @nut
    your boyfriend? naaaaaa. I AM STRAIGHT

  8. @sam
    its for your brain to dissect... ball is in ur court

  9. @akshay
    haha... clever question... i guess ebi saved my day... dunno what wud have happened if he was not there... i guess i havent answered your question yet... this is called as lalloo's answering technique

  10. ROFL!!!

    The punch line...the last line!!!

    awesome as always :)

  11. Ha ha!How embarrassing!

    These days 2 girls or 2 guys cannot get close to each other without being called lesbian/gay.Sigh!

    Nice pics btw :)

  12. lol!!!
    dat was real funny :P
    poor u!or may be lucky u!

  13. WOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!The hookers would have loved you long time!!! hahahaha!

    I am so glad that you had a great time.. Wonderful Pics also!!


  14. boooooooooooooooohaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:)

    sooooo are ya really gay ;);)

    who wud resist beautiful women otherwise;);)

    n yehhhhh sooo glad to see ya writing :):)

  15. @illusion
    welkum back to my page.. glad that this post served its purpose

  16. @sameera
    so true..
    thank you..
    keep coming

  17. @gunj
    :-) everyone has a story like this..

  18. @cinder single..
    yeah.. they wud have loved.. thin line between shame and fame...

  19. YOu dint really have to write that last sentence. Wasnt it understood already...?

    That took away the fun, in leaving things to be understood man, which clearly was from your narration !!!!

  20. @rantra
    yes i am alwayas gay(happy)..
    beautifule woman? oh yeah very much.. eppadi irundha naan ippadi aayitein campaignla am not gonna feature anyways

  21. @cinderella..
    yes i figured it the moment i finished it.. but then i dint wanna edit it... glad that u picked it up.. hehe

  22. ha! and u started off saying that this was meant for kids h?
    keep blogging to avoid getting kicked;)

  23. me tied up these days..will soon be back here with a comment:)

  24. @neeths
    yes it was meant for kids.. an innocent post from an innocent ME

  25. Oh I know I would go for Shame! what do you think?? Some people swear by hookers tho, think they are the best thing! I say... Leave them alone..

    They might give ya something that you cannot get rid of!!!

    Okay Chriz I am off to work, you were my last comment of the morning!!!

  26. @may
    break free and come back soon

  27. haha
    "because offlate I find young kids visiting my page"
    well, here i am, yet another Young Kid visiting your page :D ;)

    nd i'm all smiles :))

  28. Ha Ha... Heard abt these massage stories frm my chinese friends. They say its all over....

  29. @devils advocate
    long time boss

  30. @ferrin
    hahaha.. welkum to my page.. ill visit ur page

  31. @cm-chap..
    went again and had similar experience too.. haha

  32. woah dude!
    That was funny. ;) Sometimes the most unexpected things save you from tortures. hee hee

    I dropped in here from gunj's blog. Liked it!

  33. Funny! on a serious note, are you??? ;-)

  34. I cam across this post today. And it is so weird to see my brother-in-law posing with you in the pics :| It is a small world after all !!


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