I have thought about this question right from my childhood days; sitting in the classroom, while playing, while hogging and even while taking bath... Finally some day -last year I got the answer to this question when I was in the Loo.
Day and Night
When God created the earth, He saw it empty and hence He created the Oceans and Land. Still He was not really happy with What he created and so he created some trees.Still God wanted a twist in his creation and so he pondered for a while and finally said in a Loud Voice,"Let there be Light"... Immediately The SUN appeared from no-where and smiled with great confidence. Immediately God said,"Let there be Animals".. Immediately Britney Spears, George Bush, Mike Tyson,Osama Bin Laden, Michael Jackson,Pamela Anderson emerged from the Bushes and started running around the land...
God had a great shock and he immediately said," Let there be darkness".At once, the sky became dark, stars appeared in the sky and moon slowly peeped-in from behind the clouds.God was happy cos he did not have to see the animals with his eyes now.God also gave some finishing touches to the moon and as a result, the moon started to shrink every 24 hours. Nights went by and one night, the moon completely disappeared (New Moon)... God waited and waited; but moon was not to be seen. So he fine tuned some stars and they started to twinkle.God could see what was happening in Land now. He was again shocked because certain animals took advantage of complete darkness and started their own activities. The culprits, this time were Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton. God made a report of their activity...As the moon went into a hiding that night, and God caught Monica and Bill using the STARS, the report later came to be called as the STARR report...A few other culprits were also noticed by God... Paris Hilton was one among them..
God wanted to put a full stop to all these. So he made Day and night to follow each other.I guess I have found the answer to the never-to-be-solved question...
-Chronicwriter
I never knew there could be such a scientific explanation for the occurrence of Days n Nights!!
ReplyDeleteImmediately God said,"Let there be Animals".. Immediately Britney Spears, George Bush, Mike Tyson,Osama Bin Laden, Michael Jackson,Pamela Anderson emerged from the Bushes and started running around the land...
Hilarious!
Great one buddy. a true original !! will try to pass it on to my friends :)
ReplyDeleteoh my god!!!!
ReplyDeletetat was friggyn hilarious man!!
the amimals n their activities in teh dark - ya sure have a whackkkkkkkkky way of thinking thru things..
soooo wat the hell were ya doin in the dark- assistin god in spottin monica n bill? i'm sure ya fill teh bill to a t there :):):)
lurvin it man!!!!!!!
kitna socha re!!:P
ReplyDeleteHa Ha.. What a philosphy!!! But now god is keeping an eye on you.. Beware
ReplyDelete@illusion
ReplyDeletebrain waves are stronger especially when they emanate in the loo
@santosh
ReplyDeletehaha.. thank you boss..
@jane chrissy
ReplyDeletei wasnt assisting god.. i was just sitting in the loo thinking what myte have happened..
@gunj
ReplyDeletenot much... :)
@cm-chap.
ReplyDeletei am a good boy.. yes we both are good boys..
loved it... have you considered writing a book kinda like the "Tell Me Why" series? [:P]
ReplyDeletei think keshi's blog rating should be 45+
ReplyDeletecannot corrupt young kids who like to blog and now we cannot use keshi as blog role model na!
@bubbles..
ReplyDeletei havent considered that.. will start a tell me why series soonn. thank you
@anonymous
ReplyDelete45+ ?
are you gonna read the blog after you go thru your menopause?
i like keshi's blog and it doesn't corrupt an innocent brain like mine.. i love that blog...
amazing!!
ReplyDeleteoops sorry i posted this ones comment in ur daily routine post...
ReplyDeletehahahahaha ur fantastic Chriz! we hv a genius in the house oyeah!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
:D :D :D
ReplyDeleteSuch nice tales!
@MAY
ReplyDeletethank you for saying that
@neeths
ReplyDeleteyea saw that bud. thank you very much
@keshi
ReplyDeletegenie ass? hehe.. thank you bud.. come back to blog village soon
@equilibrium
ReplyDeletehaha.. keep coming
The culprits, this time were Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton
ReplyDeletehahahhaha
Give them a break now!! :P
It was the worst read of ur blog page.. grrrrrr
ReplyDeletegud one...
ReplyDeleteRepy to my comments otherwise i ll comment anymore ha ha ha :)