I really feel sorry for the owner of the car for selecting such a strategic location to park his car.
I also feel sorry for the bird for not able to fly away from the tree but efficiently execute the whole design activity on the car.
I feel sorry for the car. I really do not know if the car and the bird had any family rivalry.
I feel sorry for the human being who was involved in the post-shitting- cleaning activity of the car.
The blue cross society should come forward and stop such deadly activities. Underwears should be made compulsory for birds.

-Chronicwriter