For those who started reading this post after getting a little curious with the Blog title,I would assure you that this post is not gonna feed your perverted thoughts.

I have a spanish nylon acoustic guitar.As it is the christmas season, I started strumming it to keep myself going with the festive season performances. Unfortunately, during one of the practise sessions, the third string of the guitar succumbed to my not-so-gentle strumming. With only few days left for the stage performance, I desperately needed the string replaced.

Now a little bit of information about the physical attributes of the guitar. The common acoustic guitar has six strings. Each string has a name of its own. They get the different names from the different notes they produce. The six strings have the names E,B,G,D,A,E respectively.

The third string,"G" was not found in any of the musical shops. It is really hard to find replacement for nylon strings at my place.After one whole day of hunting for the third string, I was still unsuccessul. Finally I thought of calling up a shop in Chennai and place an order for the third string. I soon got the number of the shop and dialled the number.A lovely voice answered my call with the most sweetest Hello, I heard in my whole life. I said," Can I have a G-string?". She banged the telephone. I called her again and asked the same question again in an even more gentle tone. She threatened me that she would call the cops if I called again. I am so dejected now.

Can anyone give me a G-string?