1)
After reading this subject line, the innocent mind in me did not comprehend who SHE was... I opened this mail to find who she might be. I was shocked to see her in a very pathetic condition.Her name was Sylvia. My heart cried for her because she did not have any clothes to wear. Apparently a lady colleague of mine who happened to cross my cubicle when I was sympathising for the poor girl,is not talking to me anymore.
2)
I should have guessed it right before opening this mail. But I did not. It was an automated spam mail which when opened will spring up mails to my inbox at regular intervals. I want to kill this Fabian Davis.
3)
When my Boss told me that my performance has improved big time at the work place, I felt so happy and as a result I was seen charged up during my presentations and demos. But when I received this mail from Angel, I was eager to super charge my performance. Opening the mail enlightened me. The word performance has multiple meanings.
4) 
Some people never learn from mistakes. I am one among them.
Some people never learn from mistakes. I am one among them.
5) 
Right from my School days, I was found among the company of girls. My orientation worth was never in question. But when Alfredo sent me this mail, I wanted to check what he meant. I warn all you guys not to open a mail with a similar subject line. I did not have food for two days on a trot.
BTW, I am still sad for Sylvia. She is so poor. Somebody please help her.
Right from my School days, I was found among the company of girls. My orientation worth was never in question. But when Alfredo sent me this mail, I wanted to check what he meant. I warn all you guys not to open a mail with a similar subject line. I did not have food for two days on a trot.
BTW, I am still sad for Sylvia. She is so poor. Somebody please help her.
-Chronicwriter
hi chriz..nice blog...hapy diwali to u too...
ReplyDeleteLOL Chriz! that subject line suxx btw. :)
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Quiet an humorous posting:)
ReplyDelete@anits
ReplyDeleteglad that you came here. thank you
@keshi
my subject line?
@may
ReplyDeletemay my soul rest in pause
Chriz, back from the walls of China?
ReplyDeleteah... naughty naughty fella...[:)]
ReplyDelete@sandy
ReplyDeleteyes. back in tvm. hope we will meet up for lunch sometime. and bouncing back to the wall yet again next week
@vikky
ReplyDeletehey! i am very innocent.. just like you..
:) i too am a big sucker for spam mails...so my sympathies are with u on this..i do hve a spare wet t shirt for Sylvia...but cant mail, cud u ask her to collect in person?
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start going through my spam. What if I do win a free rolex?
ReplyDelete:) gd one.. :)njoyed it esp cause i jus CANNOT stand spams!
ReplyDeletebtw.. wit d festive n holiday season comin up.. how bout a write up on tat??? thnx in advance!
@tys
ReplyDeletei am planning to be the single point of contact for sylvia.. hehe.. anyways happy to hear that you also sympathize for her..
@ PANCREAS
ReplyDeleterolex? wow.. you get all the rolex and gucci accessories and I get all these sort or spams.. thats not fair. :D
@RATHI
ReplyDeletea post on diwali coming up da