Tuesday, November 06, 2007

79. When the Subject line fails

We get mails everyday in this fast paced e-life. I am no exception for the fact that I receive almost 300 mails everyday. 90% of the mails are spam. I delete them without going through the mails. But last week, I thought of going through some of the mails befor I trashed them. I am yet to come out of the shock.I learnt the lesson not to go by the Subject line. I am adding a few subject lines which corrupted my innocent mind in the recent past.Click on each subject line to get a clear picture.

After reading this subject line, the innocent mind in me did not comprehend who SHE was... I opened this mail to find who she might be. I was shocked to see her in a very pathetic condition.Her name was Sylvia. My heart cried for her because she did not have any clothes to wear. Apparently a lady colleague of mine who happened to cross my cubicle when I was sympathising for the poor girl,is not talking to me anymore.

I should have guessed it right before opening this mail. But I did not. It was an automated spam mail which when opened will spring up mails to my inbox at regular intervals. I want to kill this Fabian Davis.

When my Boss told me that my performance has improved big time at the work place, I felt so happy and as a result I was seen charged up during my presentations and demos. But when I received this mail from Angel, I was eager to super charge my performance. Opening the mail enlightened me. The word performance has multiple meanings.

Some people never learn from mistakes. I am one among them.

Right from my School days, I was found among the company of girls. My orientation worth was never in question. But when Alfredo sent me this mail, I wanted to check what he meant. I warn all you guys not to open a mail with a similar subject line. I did not have food for two days on a trot.

Why me?

BTW, I am still sad for Sylvia. She is so poor. Somebody please help her.


  1. hi chriz..nice blog...hapy diwali to u too...

  2. LOL Chriz! that subject line suxx btw. :)


  3. @anits

    glad that you came here. thank you


    my subject line?

  4. @may

    may my soul rest in pause

  5. Chriz, back from the walls of China?

  6. ah... naughty naughty fella...[:)]

  7. @sandy
    yes. back in tvm. hope we will meet up for lunch sometime. and bouncing back to the wall yet again next week

  8. @vikky

    hey! i am very innocent.. just like you..

  9. :) i too am a big sucker for spam mails...so my sympathies are with u on this..i do hve a spare wet t shirt for Sylvia...but cant mail, cud u ask her to collect in person?

  10. I'm going to start going through my spam. What if I do win a free rolex?

  11. :) gd one.. :)njoyed it esp cause i jus CANNOT stand spams!

    btw.. wit d festive n holiday season comin up.. how bout a write up on tat??? thnx in advance!

  12. @tys

    i am planning to be the single point of contact for sylvia.. hehe.. anyways happy to hear that you also sympathize for her..

  13. @ PANCREAS

    rolex? wow.. you get all the rolex and gucci accessories and I get all these sort or spams.. thats not fair. :D

  14. @RATHI
    a post on diwali coming up da


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