78 Wanna make fraansheep?

These days,Social networking sites are crowding the net space and we have no time to breathe. I get invitations from various social networking sites these days. The pathetic situation is that 90% of these friendship requests come from human beings of my gender.For all such maniacs, please give me a break. I am very clear about my orientation.

I spent the whole of 2004 in a social networking site called hi5. I made fraands and fraandhseeps with guys, girls and even eunuchs across the globe. It was fun then . But soon I got fed up with Hi5,and so in late 2005, I joined orkut. BTW, am completing two years in orkut this month and am planning to celebrate it in a big way. Just leave a congratulatory scrap in my scrap book within the next 24 hours and I will dedicate a post to the to the best scrapper. Do I sound sooo desperate?

Coming back to the topic on me getting fraansheep requests from souls of the same gender, I am just re-assuring the fact that I am very straight ( I might sit with a curved back though). I might even peep into other soul's profiles like a peeping tom. In the rarest of rare cases, I might end up scrapping a stranger too. But that does not mean that generous souls can partake with my orientations.

I just made it sure that I deleted my account from every social networking site, with orkut being the only lucky networking site where I still exist. I really do not know why I am so much addicted to Orkut. I might as well start a social networking site in the future and redefine the terms in the site. For example, orkut popularised the word " Scrap". We often use the term,"scrap" in our day to day life. I would replace the word,"scrap" with the word" kiss". It will rock the next generation for sure. I can send a message to Renus' "Kiss-Book" and proudly say to my friends that I kissed Renu. ( Innocent souls like Sajeeve,Sirpy, Jammy, Honey are requested not to start a networking site of their own. I can imagine the words that might be used by you guys.)I happened to count the social fraansheep sites that are available in the market now.

Fropper,minglebox,saffronconnect,zorpia,

Bolt,yaari,yo4ya,gazzag,

Hi5,myYearbook,meetup,meetin,

Tribe,gainpals,orkut,facebook,

Myspace,friendster,bebo,jhoom,

Apnaydesi,humsubka,Chrizgoodboy,friends4u

Given the rate of mass production movement in the west, east, the north and the south which has resulted in an ever-increasing population, i think we can still have another 5 million more social networking sites.Then, we can have so many friends and friendships and so many more fraands and more fraandships!! Wherever you go you have a friend. Who knows? Even Osama might find his way in your friends list.

Go to Jharkhand, you have Rabri's sister as your blind date friend;
Go to Hawaii and you have a beach babe of a friend there.

Go to Sahara desert and you have a Mummified friend there.
Go to Antartica and you have an Eskimo friend in 2nd Igloo street,3rd main Igloo colony.
Go to Somalia,Mangolia,Afganisthan and you have a friend there.

Go to the toilet and you have a friend there too.

I just got a fraand request from a total stranger, with the lines " Wanna make fraandsheep with me?" Trivia: This time , it is a girl.

-Chronicwriter