No one could tolerate the ever increasing mathematical brilliance in me and as a result i cleared my first semester mathematical paper after four years.During this course of time, I challenged the Ramanujam Theory once again. I called it the Analogous clock Theorem.
Analogous Clock Theorem
2=3; because the seconds hand is infact the third hand in the clock
Proof(in sequence ..
hours hand=first hand,
minutes hand = second hand
and seconds hand = third hand)
so seconds hand= third hand
removing hand from both sides =>
second = third
2=3
hence proved..
Will i reach Cult status in the field of Mathematics.
-Chronicwriter
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What can i say! Brilliant... I am left speechless...
ReplyDeleteYippeee! alas someone to feed-in a comment...Me too speechless and only writeMORE
ReplyDeleteI have a headache now...
ReplyDeleteAnswer: No, you will not reach cult status in the field of Mathematics.(Oooh-la-la! The satisfaction of driving a dagger throu people's dreams!)
ReplyDeleteUmmmm... the justification, u asked?
"Seconds hand = Third hand" (OK)
"removing hand from both sides =>" (OK)
"second = third" (NOT OK)
Did u swallow the 's' in 'Seconds'?
('seconds' not equal to 'third')
(Am sooo intelligent!)
Make way for the reaaaal Cult Status Mathematician! :D
silver: ill come up with another solution.. that'll cure your headache..
ReplyDeleteusha: seconds=third
the S is borrowed for future purposes..not convincing enuff? anyways you crackd it.. way to go..
Math was never was favourite subject.. numbers and i have raged a bloody war.. and none of us have one yet.. =P
ReplyDeleteSo, to make a long story short, THAT post went over my head.. =P
Err.. Typo..
ReplyDeleteMath was NEVER my fav subject
And none of us have WON yet..
Brr.. :O See what you've done to me.. ive forgotten my grammer.. Grr..
Kalakkal chriss... the "S" doesn't matter much cos its d core concet ... its rockin man!
ReplyDeleteGo 4it!
ME super proud chriss boy.... congujaka(Das congrats if u 4got)
ReplyDeleteWell, i think ur whole theory is wrong n im puttin in another challenge 4 ya....
ReplyDelete1st i'll prove u wrong!!!
minutes hand = second hand -(1)
second(s)hand = third hand -(2)
[NOTE:
the 's' in de 2nd equation hasnt been taken into consideration regardin de fact that it'll b used for future purposes!!!!]
so equating (1) n (2),n removin the similar terms, we get
minutes hand = third hand
hence proved that u r wrong!!!!
now u mite as well sit n prove this!!!!!
i cant belive this....!!!
another contestant for the Cult Math-magician race!!!!
Cheers!!!! :)
gayatri:thank you for hopping down. numbers and me still have a romantic inclination towards each other.
ReplyDeletesins: start blogging big girl. yank ya for he yamment
kiddy:
minutes hand is the catalyst..
this is a mathematical chemistry that is pulled forward for a stimuli equation. come out with better proofs kid! M-L-K
'S' is borrowed for future purpose? Ok, now i believe u... congrats, buddy, u r back in the race as a hot contender for Cult Status! :D :D :D
ReplyDelete(Pssst! thank god v r not math teachers!)
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