The past one year I have been witnessing greener and greener patches in life. I am so much attached to five characters and these five characters have changed the way I look at life.All these four characters have become a part of me Character 1: My adidas arm-band I first had this band three years back and it is there in the same place for the last three years. I have changed my clothes,girlfriends,socks and even my underwear. But I have not removed my armband even for once. It might even become a part of my skin. Character 2: Dance forms…
Those were the days.... This is a true incident. Funny for a few, and a tragedy for one person.College was almost over.Me and my classmates were having a vale of a time with a marathon Booze party and as a result, all of us were competely stoned. A big gang of 74 guys were packed in one small room and we were kicking donkeys out of each other when this incident happened. With hip hop music being played in the background, my friend,"Roshan" asked me to perform a one hand stand coupled with a head spin. Another friend of mine, Midh…
Mr. X is back again with his punch lines. I am caught up in a crisis situation at work.So He will take care of this blog in my absense. He has promised that he would maintain decency, dignity and decorum and spread world PIECE. Punchline by Mr.X 10 % of road accidents are due to drunken driving. So the remaining 90% of road accidents are due to driving without getting drunk. Piyo Sir Utha Ke...
For the last three weeks I am experiencing the same dream everynight. As soon as I hit my bed, I have this great talent of embracing deep sleep. As soon as I sleep, my dream starts. My dream follows a typical pattern and I am so used to it now, that I can visualise the dream even when I am awake My Dream My dream is not a colourful dream. Everything is in black and white with occasional grey shades. In my dream I find myself sitting inside the goal-post of a soccer field. I sit there for a long time till a ball from no where finds its way…
"A Classic is something, everyone wants to see/read, but no one has read/seen." -Mark Twain (Twisted version) Being a movie maniac, I believe my blog should have write-ups on movies from time to time.The movie reviews will not see my funny side, as MR.X is kept out of this. Infact they would ofcourse reflect the emotions they trigger on me. The movie I selected to kickstart my review series is , " A Walk To Remember" A brief on the story before I write my comments on the same. When the popular,…
Many among us would have attended the so called demon called Interview .To be honest I liked Interviews right from the very beginning as it gave me the opportunity to blow my own trumpet.It is the only place where no one will walk away when you talk(You might be asked to leave, if the interviewer find you to be oversmart). I have a ninety percent success rate in interviews( Right from Kindergarden till date).The only interview which went wrong was my first Job interview.The fateful incident happened in the year 2003. As a fresh graduate walk…
This whole week, work is taking its toll on me. So my alter-ego "Mr.X", asked me to take some rest so that he could kickstart his punch-line series. The punch-line series is officially and unofficially commencing with this post.The readers are adviced to take heed to Mr.X's golden words because he always over flows with knowledge. Ok here we go... It is Punch-Line time " Never Run behind a Girl.. You might overtake her" -Mr.X ( MBBS,M.E,ML,MBA,CA,DCBA,SSLC,Ph.D)
I am so much in love with my nephew and my niece, that i can't help but post pictures of them every now and then.. Jolena has put on lots of weight. She turns three months today. But she already weighs 24 pounds.Jeremy is so gentle with her sister. Comparing them to me and my sister, these kids are more matured. Me and my sister still fight a lot. Both talk a lot and both are non-violent when it comes to physical conflicts.Jeremy turns three, next month and he loves "tell me why" books. On the contrary, I h…
JollyRoger tagged me. I love being tagged because I need not think about something new to come up with a new script. Ok this post is about ten random facts about me... I love babies especially Jeremy and Jolena. I adore their baby talk. I like smiling at strangers; and nothing can get better than me getting back a smile from them. I hate kids ( People who do not act their age; but their shoe size) I eat fruit salad everyday. But I hate ice creams. I am compact. 165 cms to be precise. But my Role models, Sachin and Jammy are 165 cms too.…
Everyone has one to boast of.My Friend Richie had 7 to be proud of. He ended up jumping from 5th floor because of his 5th possession. Well I am talking about alter-ego. My alter ego has a name. I call him Mr. X . Naming him was very simple. He is a derivative of my name. When they started referring to Christmas as X-mas; I thought why can't I call Chriz as Mr.X.. That is how Mr. X evolved. He was the reason for me falling in love with Renu. He made me copy in exams.He is absolutely evil and he gives me all the kinky thoughts.H…
Dear God, Thank you for helping me to stay good so far this day. I have not flirted with anyone today; I have not given any missed calls to random numbers; I did not mix salt in my colleague's coffee; I did not press all the buttons inside the lift; I did not park my car in the bike parking space; I did not torture anyone with my non-stop talk; I have charged nothing on my credit card; I have not scared even a single child today; I have not spammed by Boss's mailbox with my forwarded mails; I hav…
My latest love affair with China will be reflected in my future posts. I got this picture from my colleague,"Mad Max" Now just tell me 1) Who is smiling? 2) Who is crying? 3) Who is happy? 4) Who is sad? 5) Who is sick? 6)Who is Drunk? -Chronicwriter
Reader discretion/excretion is not needed for reading this post. When I was in class two, a family planning advertisement appeared every now and then in Doordarshan. Two people (male and a female) would walk with an umbrella in the rain with the famous music “pyar hua ikraar hua hai…” being played in the background. I associated rain with that popular song. So when ever it rained, I used to take the umbrella and use to go out and sing the song. My neighbouring kids also used to join me in the singing sessions as the song was very popular am…
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