Jan 25, 2010

385. Revealing the Navel

A friend of mine asked me a very interesting question, "Chriz! How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us tonight?". I didn't have an answer for him. Hence I asked my friends to answer this question and many of my friends answered this tricky question. I liked two of the answers. Here are those two answers

Nirmal : Ask him to tell his wife , " our relation is no more pure, its dirty. Someone should help us clean this dirt between us." then his wife would have no choice but to fulfill his dream

Swati Nair : Ask your friend to strike a deal with his wife. This week maid gets to sleep in between, next week maid's husband gets to sleep in between. All settled - every one's happy :)

I forwarded these two answers to my friend and I guess he tried convincing his wife with these answers . His wife has stopped their maid from coming to their house and my friend sleeps in the couch these days. He is not sad anyways, because he gets to watch the football matches on T.V.


His wife also realised that I was the culprit behind the whole drama. I soon got a phone call from her too. I thought that she would scream at me but instead she said," Chriz, Is it O.K to reveal navel in a Saree?". I did not have an immediate answer. So I told her that I would answer her within 24 hours.
Immediately, I started surfing the net to have an idea about the secret behind revealing navel while draping a saree. I happened to see pictures of navel piercings, belly button rangoli, navel maska-chaska and in one picture I even saw more than what I was supposed to see. So immediately I closed that site ( I am innocent and hence I did that decent act.) Still I did not get an answer to the question. I approached my friend "Sweeti Sinta" to help me on this.

She patiently replied , " Chriz, A girl would reveal her navel essentially because of two reasons

1. The girl would reveal unintentionally. But still because of her lean frame, the Saree would automatically move down and rest on her hips. In such a scenario, the bellybutton is available for public display. This is totally unintentional.

2. The girl would reveal her belly button intentionally. Because revealing belly button increases the sexy quotient of the revealer. More over guys like it that way.

Invariably, intentional or unintentional, revealing of the belly button always brings good luck to the nation. It has brought about a great rise in the population of our country too.I also found out from her answer that girls with size zero body like "Kareena Kapoor and co" fall under the first category.But I also found that Kareena intentionally falls under the second category also. I would like to salute all the girls who show their belly buttons. You have made us proud.

I get the creeps whenever I realise that women are doing such a great noble deed for the nation. (Note:A few weeks ago women around the globe revealed their bra color to support Breast Cancer) . Does that mean that Men have not done anything worthwhile for our country? If you think that the answer to this question is YES, then it is time that I told you all a true story.
Six years ago, when Chronicwriter was doing his Masters in Business Administration, he and his friends decided to do something that would get them into the good books of the college management. Chronicwriter used to be a crazy maniac in his college days and he was game for any level of immature act to garner attention (as if he has changed now). The babes in the college gave an open dare to the male community. The dare was to walk all the way from boys hostel to girls hostel. You might think that it was easy. But it was not that easy. The dare did not end there. It had additional responsibilities
  • The guy who performs the dare act, should be wearing only a towel and nothing else (not even slippers) The distance between the girls hostel and the boys hostel was 500 metres. The college was located between the girls hostel and the Boys Hostel. So the guy who performs the act had to cross the college too.
  • Under any circumstance, the boy who performs the dare was not supposed to tell the college management that it was a game between the girls and the boys.
  • A prize money of Rs 5000/- will be given to the winner
I was selected by my friends to perform the dare. Vimal (The guy in blue t-shirt) is an artist and he painted by bare body. My room mate (Joseph Pius) also got a bird tattooed on his back, thanks to Vimal's artistic skills. This picture was taken moments before I commenced my "Navel walk"
Moral of the story : If you are doing your MBA in Rajagiri School of Management in Cochin and if you want to get suspended from college for a week, you can perform this dare act.
Trivia: Gandhiji also revealed his bellybutton when he performed the Dandi March.
-Chronicwriter

35 comments:

  1. Hahahaha! If u wanna get suspended parade in a towel! Lol! Ur college life must have been crazyyyy!!

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  2. Dude,

    I am a new reader to your blog, started reading it since I saw it on the indibloggies site. All your posts last year were damn funny , but it seems now you have hit a minor(I hope) trough :-)

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  3. @harish : :p

    @kooga : getting older bro and the funny bone has gone stale too.. what to do? :(

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  4. Thanks for the honourable mention lol

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  5. Hahaha naughty fellow, from where the topic started and where it ends and it can happen only here in this blog.well nice painting but I can't see the navel !! hehehe

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  6. My brain has stopped trying to guess where and how your post will end!!! Gosh that's you in the pic? How many girls survived after you did that dare walk? No wonder you were suspended for scaring the shit out of poor unsuspecting girls!!

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  7. You did it in Rajagiri ? Ha ha ...that was brave .

    I still dont understand why you travelled all the way to Cochin for your PG.I know that you would never get a 'free seat' in any of the good colleges ,and since your parents were paying crazy donations , why not in Chennai ? I know Rajagiri is not cheap .

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  8. whew! you really did that??? i thought you were makin up until i saw that photograph... tat's a funny one chriz :)

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  9. hahah i am not going to do mba now :P...man was that a paint..i thought u made a tatoo urself...and yeah wat ur friend said was right i guess intentional and unintentional :P...

    peace..

    urs..hemu..

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  10. LOL, one more good one chriz.
    that picture is hawt, belly button is the thing.

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  11. Chriz-o_Chriz! :P. From maid to friend's wife to belly button to poor Father of the Nation! lol. Yen indha kola veri boss???

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  12. @ phenomenon : very bad scores , hence cudn't land up in IIMs.. but very good MAT/CET scores.. so had the privilege of choosing between two colleges 1)Rajagiri 2) Jamanlal Bajaj.. I chose the latter.. But i had to finally come to Rajagiri for certain reasons.. dint pay a donation though brother :)

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  13. Lol...

    u were crzy... but i guess innocent navel and intentional navel...both looks hot... :)

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  14. Your trivia is tooo good. How about posting that picture as well!

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  15. How the fuck are you that slim?
    GAH!

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  16. LOL! Well when you mentioned 'only towels' I expected to read(Of course 'the red underwear' being an exception) :P Was a little surprised to see that it was not mentioned ;) It was fun when few guys in an attempt to spoof at the ladies,on FB, mentioned the colors of their underwear(in support of prostate cancer?!!? Who knows?!?:P..Whoever came up with the idea is sure having a good laugh out there!

    Nice body art!

    Intentional or not,few ladies love flaunting their navel! Increases their HQ(Hotness Quotient) :P lol!

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  17. @the bald guy :

    yes i am size zero ;)

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  18. what a dare to perform!! And what a reason for revealing the belly button. :P

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  19. hehahhahhehh.....so this was the secret behind navel thing..!!

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  20. wow what a comparison! GAndhi n u?:P

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  21. I saw that bra color reavealing movement on FB and wondering since then how on earth revealing bra color would support breast cancer. Whoever came up with this idea intially must be worried about facebook hits only than breast cancer.

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  22. My god !

    I think I am in love with your writings !

    god dammit !

    my navel may soon hurt me for reading such posts and watching such piks :D

    well then what happened after-wards? Didnt you manage the 5000? :P

    and then of course, Ghandhi jie too displayed his navel :D
    hahahahhaahah !!

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  23. And u got sent out bro??Rajagiri sucks
    !!! :P

    Nice seleksan btw,.. ;)

    Nikhil

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  24. Chriz !

    So you study well huh ? I'm taking you off my friends list ! :P

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  25. hahaha.... The Moral of the story and the Trivia made me ROFL!! :D :D

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  26. I chose to stop reading with the first half :P

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  27. You not alone dare to go on towel and u r open mind. I like your crazy post and bringing gandhiji in this reveal is across limit. chriz I remember reading your blog before and lost being in touch.

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