615. The weird friends in my life

We all have that one weird friend in life. Some of us have many weird friends. Here is a summary of some of the weird friends I have in life.

1) Rin Friend :

She uses Rin soap to take bath.

2) The Let-Go friend:

He pings me on my FB messenger when he is in the loo. I would ask him “Hey What you doing?”. He would reply “I am letting it go”. I would ask him “Letting go of what?”. He will immediately take a selfie and send the photo to my inbox.

3) The Killer friend:

She goes to the beauty parlour every week. Sometimes she colours her hair. Sometimes she does pedicure / Manicure.  She reminds me of how I used to be in my college days. Last week she went to a fish spa. The beautician washed her feet in warm water and then asked to soak her feet in a water tub filled with colourful fish. She did all that. After a few minutes, the fish in the tub started to float. On a closer look, she found that the fish were all dying. She was immediately asked to remove her legs from the tub and asked to leave the parlour. This happened in Phoenix mall in Chennai.

4) The Drunk Lover:

He is the biggest drunkard I have seen in my life. We used to drink together in our college days. I used to get high even before I finish my first bottle of beer. He would be steady even after finishing 8 bottles of beer. The sad part of the story is, I quit drinking but he has not. When I get a phone call at 2 am in the morning, It is always him. When I ask him “Why do you drink like this?”, his reply would be  “If I stop drinking, how will you realise that I remember you at 2 am in the morning?”. I am hundred percent sure that he flicked that line from some where

5) The LIKE friend:

I am scared of her when she is online. She will ping me for some useless things. “Hey Chriz, I have uploaded a new profile picture. Please like that picture” , “Hi Chriz, please be my neighbour in Farmville”, “Dude, I am participating in a photo competition. Click this link and like the picture and make me win”

6) The Crazy about me Friends

Off late I am receiving lot of emails from girls who are crazy about me. This is one such email.

goodnessrossi55@hotmail.comHello my dear how are you i hope that you are fine please try to contact me in my email (goodnessrossi55@hotmail.com) so that i will give you my picture for you to know who i am, and i aminterested to make friend with please try to contact me in my box because i don't have any access to reply your message in my facebook try to reply me in my email box ok.Thanks.Yours Truly Friend,goodness.

She is my only TRULY friend. Do you have a TRULY friend in your life?

7) The Money Friend

There is a group of people who suddenly get close with me when I have money in my hand. I don’t have a clue how they find out when I get a lump sum of money. These are the ones I am really vary of in life. I keep them at a distance. Beware of them. I will always trust a drunkard. But I will never trust these fellas. 

-Chronicwriter

(Note: I am a weird friend to all my friends)