Dec 17, 2013

601. Why did 4 people unfriend me on Facebook?

I was chatting with a friend of mine the other day on Facebook. She told me "Chriz! You have become very serious in life. You ain't funny anymore. What happened to your nonsensical comments?" This made me think for a while. I decided to act funny ( a little more hyper than usual) for a day. I started posting nonsensical comments on my friends' photos and status messages. As a result four of them unfriended me. 

Some of the comments are for public display here. To protect the sanctity, privacy and personality of some of the friends (including those who unfriended me), I have blurred their images and ID names.

1) Pepper the cat


I know it is not that funny. That's the exact point I am trying to make here. I can be less funny too.

2) Airtel data charges free ( Is this some sort of SEO key farming?)


The above comment  might be cliche. Notice the timing. I blurred this image because the ID belongs to a super hot girl :)

3) The man with a housecoat



How many of you have peed on sidewalks? 

4) The Christmas mood girl


Yes! She unfriended me :)

5) What about Trisha's life?


He unfriended me too

6) Money can't buy my phone


Anyo one want to buy my old phone?

7) My dentist friend's magic


Now on, I will have to find a new dentist

8) She unfriended for what joy?

Seriously! Does this comment deserve an unfriend response? But who cares?

Now I know how to reduce the number of people in my friends list. I will be trying this experiment again on some of your walls too. If you want your wall to be featured in my blog, just drop in your need and want and desire in the comment section. Satisfaction guaranteed.

-Chronicwriter

17 comments:

  1. Edukellam bayapadaravangala naanga? Bring it on..

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  2. LOL I Loved Every comment...!! No Doubt U R an awesome entertainer :D Keep Going!!

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  3. Rofl. Sarcasm is ur weapon. No wonder ppl r unfriending u. I think I shud consider but I won't bcoz of (u kno wat) ;)

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    1. That weapon comes handy for suicide also

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  4. Buhahaha i just deleted myself from facebook - no more worrying about ppl and their weirdness - oh i mean facebook ppl

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    1. You deleted yourself from Facebook? Wow. Now you will have peace in your life

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  5. evalovo paathutom!! :D
    Nirmal

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  6. LOL! thala you seriously spoiled the gethu image in 3) i just couldn't see the photo the way it was after reading your comment. i just couldn't control my laughter.unfriend pannathu thappila

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    1. gethu imageaa spoil panradhudhaan namma plan. haha.. she has not unfriended me yet

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  7. Gosh!!! I like ur priceless sense o' humour ...bt now am not so sure abt befriending u on FB!!!(not that its any loss 2 u, of course!!) U wud've had a field day wid d stuff i post on my wall!!!! :P

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  8. Sirichi sirichi tears ee vandhruchu after that comment in trisha foto

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  9. Prason ur really an awesome entertainer. Just want to see Anya after few years. Sure she ll be an entertainer than you. Cute kid she is.

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  10. Anna,,,, You are the Best! :) I wish I had a brother like you:) 《bonnie》

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