- Chronicwriter
Facebook introduced this new game called "What's your mental age?" where users will answer some questions and Facebook will finally give a random numerical digit as the answer. Some of my friends played this game and posted the results in Facebook too. What surprised me was some friends who behave as if they are reformatively, superlatively and naturally serious people in life ended up posting results like 18 and 19. That is when I realized that the algorithm for this game should have been designed by someone whose dirty under…
I was chatting with a friend of mine the other day on Facebook. She told me "Chriz! You have become very serious in life. You ain't funny anymore. What happened to your nonsensical comments?" This made me think for a while. I decided to act funny ( a little more hyper than usual) for a day. I started posting nonsensical comments on my friends' photos and status messages. As a result four of them unfriended me. Some of the comments are for public display here. To protect the sanctity, privacy and personality of some of t…
Ishant Sharma will receive the Bharat Ratna for the year 2014 for his amazing bowling performance of 4 for 40 in his ten overs in the third and final one day match against South Africa that took place on 11/12/13. This decision came as a surprise to many as he edged out Sachin Tendulkar from the race. Sachin was supposed to get the Bharat Ratna for the year 2014. But Ishant ruined Sachin's chances with a brilliant performance with the ball. Ishant Sharma shocked the Nation by taking two wickets in one over.It was a great shock …
With Tarun Tejpal caught in the big Molest scam and Salman Khan declaring to Karan Johar that he is a virgin, Arnab Gowsami decided to do damage control and solve all the mysteries in his own style. - Chronicwriter (Note : This is a pure work of fiction)
Travelling in airplanes is one of my favorite activities. It helps me to see people showing their different colors. This post explains the type of people who travel in airplanes. It also helps the reader in understanding the behavioral pattern of people who travel in airplanes. The following points will help you in understanding all the nuances of travelling in an airplane. Once you are through with this post, you become qualified to be interviewed by Arnab Gowsami 1) Costumes for airplane travel If you live in Chennai and if you have…
Every one of us have questions. Every magazine has some sort of advice column where people send questions for which they need answers. Some questions seem very genuine; some are not. But there are some questions you never know whether they are genuine or not. The popular TV show "Daddy enakku oru doubtu?" has unearthed the agony columns in magazines. The following questions are posted at Chronicwriter. 1) Dear Chronic, My name is Alea. My husband is 7 years younger than me. I am 7 years older than him. Can you tell me why …
Everyone reading this post would have picked their nose at one part of their lives. Elders would have taught us that picking the nose in public is a bad habit. In school, the teachers would punish the children if they picked their nose. But irrespective of all these, everyone still pick their noses. This article explores into the minds of people to identify the different kinds of nose pickers. All these categories of people live among us. The Philosopher The Philosopher takes his or her own time during the nose picking process…
In school, I was the shortest boy in the class. Can you imagine that I was just 4 feet 4 inches when I was 17? Yes I had to go through great ridicule all my life because of my short stature. This picture was taken in the year 1999. I was in class 12 then. I looked like a class 5 boy then. I am standing in the front (on the extreme left) But some how during my college days, I added one more feet to my height and ended up with Sachin Tendulkar's height. Advantages and Disadvantages of being short 1) You can sit in the front b…
When I was a little boy I was crazy about a particular brand of chewing gum called "Big fun". When we buy those chewing gums, we would get a free cricket trump card free. I had an entire pack of trump cards with me because of my addiction towards big fun. I would always have a big fun in my mouth. I became a big fun addict because of Krish Srikanth and Viv Richards. They were the chewer boys in the sports world. Once when I was in class 4, my class mate Uthara became my biggest enemy. She was the biggest girl in the class and…
If you have watched Vadivelu comedies, you will understand this post. I came across some clips from some of his movies and made a post with those pictures. When you see a picture, you will remember the scene and the dialogue also. After picturing that scene , you can read the captions written on each picture. You will understand the essence of the post when you do this. The pictures convey deeper philosophy on the subject of love. 1) Sandaina Sattai Kiliyadhaan Seiyum (Your shirt will get torn in a fight) 2) When you have a lo…
Anna is the tamil word for Big brother. Raksha Bandhan is a day when all the girls in India tie raakis ( a piece of thread) around the wrists of their brothers. It is also a day when girls strategically tie raakis on the hands of guys they don't like. The rogues in college have more number of raakis tied around their wrist on Raksha Bandhan day. The best advice I can give to the men is to go on a hiding during Raksha Bandhan celebrations. The girls will never tie raakis around the wrist of handsome men. So if you are a good looking dude,…
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