May 11, 2011

464. David Beckham attempts suicide?





The CBI (Chrony Bureau of Investigation) on Thursday made a noble deed by saving David Beckham. Apparently Beckham had tried to commit suicide. He had seen the above picture of Vijay and that might be the reason for his heartbreak. How ever the exact reasons for his suicide attempt has not been discovered.



Now let us forget about David Beckham and let us concentrate on our Illayathalapathy Vijay. He shot into fame through the movie Kaadhalukku mariyaadhai. He gave a series of hits and he soon became a super hero in the Tamil film world. Chronicwriter was one of his greatest fans during his college days. But soon Vijay fell into bad company and ended up doing C grade movies. All these movies had the same story line and as a result 10 of his movies bombed big time in the box office. The story line of the ten movies is given below



Introduction of Hero through a song or through a fight. Usually Vijay emerges out of a Steel shutter or through a crowd or through his bike riding skills. In one movie he even emerged out of the sea. Click this [link] to read Chronicwriter's review on the movie Sura in which Vijay emerges out of the sea in the introduction scene.



One Kuthu song. It doesn't matter even if it doesn't fit into the movie.



Vijay will always have one sister in every movie and he will do anything for her.



His best friend will be killed by the baddies.



The heroine will be the daughter/bride/ sister of the Villain.



Vijay can fly.



The old ladies and grandpas in the locality always love our hero.



Punch dialogues with non-synchronising hand gestures appear every now and then.



Producer goes bankrupt.



Chronicwriter gets bashed up by Vijay haters because Chronicwriter is a big fan of him.



After a series of 5 flops, Chronicwriter also started pulling Vijay's legs and hence ditched his brand loyalty towards his favorite hero. Actor Vijay has acted in commercials too. He is the only actor in the world whose commercial also flopped big time. Check the commercial here.








The commercial is in Tamil. If you don't understand Tamil, you are very lucky. The commercial is not worth a single penny. How ever Vijay has bounced back with a beautiful commercial through Joy Alukkas again. Hope he finds his new rhythm in his forthcoming films.



On other news, Chronicwriter's favorite footballer Ronaldo (Brazil) is making is hollywood debut at the end of this year. Hope he doesn't join the big list of sports personalities who have proved to the entire world that they can't act at all.



Additional news :


1)Chronicwriter has added a phrase on the windshield of his car. The phrase is yielding unnecessary stares from the Chennai crowd when ever they see his car. The picture of the car will be added in the next post


2)Chronicwriter has joined a gym now. You will soon see the Indian Arnold's photo in this blog


3)Chronicwriter will reveal another good news in this blog soon ;) [The man who called wolf is finally trapped by the wolf?]



-Chronicwriter

8 comments:

  1. thaar maar, as namma pasanga in singaara Chennai would say! :D :D

    neenga Vijay fan-aa? Aaahaa! theriyaama poche. I will keep eet in mind.

    I still remember your Sura review and the stomach aches it gave - not only to me but to my old man and sister as well. I read it with my entire phaemili. :D

    Great going Chriz!

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  2. ha ha... Good post :) sura va maraka mudiyuma? Good to see your frequent posts...then TR now vijay. Seriously pathetic ad.

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  3. waitin for u 2get caught wid d wolf!!!!! :)

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  4. ya...saw d car last week...world's best blog eh? too much 'jaada'! :P

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  5. I'm coming to Chennai on 13th June. Will carry a stone. Will throw at your car.

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  6. When you get caught with the wolf, make sure to cry only wolf ;). Crying out names of other animals has been a known cause of being left crying, without wolf. And I am not crying wolf! Mind it ;)

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  7. The title is superb :-)

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