450. Guys! Beware of the Cancer Game
Guys! Do you remember the Bra game and the bag on the couch game that many girls played last year on facebook ? This time, they are back again with yet another game. Pass this message to all the Men around. I got this confidential information from a Black Sheep ;) Thanks to wikileaks links and some black sheep among the women community, I got this news. The messagethat was supposed to be circulated only among girls by Laura Watkins - Yes! She is the culprit We are playing a game. Someone proposed that we GIRLS do something …
449. Do you remember us?
Do you guys remember me? Yes! I am Jolena . I am a big girl now and I am growing my hair like my Uncle- Chronicwriter . I am now going to school and I have learnt to throw attitude also. Now a days , I don't get scared of the dark; still I hate sleeping. But my folks put me to sleep by 9 pm. This is what happened last week. My mom tucked me in bed, gave me a good night kiss and went downstairs. After five minutes J olena : Mommeeeee Mom : What? Jolena : I want to drink Milo. Mom : Not anymore. Now its your bed time. Go to sleep. After…
448. Ladies and driving
I always considered myself as a very good driver. My three year old ni ece thinks so. So with that thought in my mind, I take this privilege to pass some expert comments on the driving skills of the members of the fairer sex. Note : I am not a MCP. I am not a sexist. This is written for plain humor and If you can't digest it, you have the liberty to bash me, curse me and even start Anti-Chronicwriter forum s and use that to bitch about me. I don't give a hoot. In fact that would give this blog more visibility and I don't care ab…
447. Sachin - You Beauty
Ravi Shastri is definitely not on my favorite commentators list. I would pack him along with Navjot Singh Sidhu and if given a chance would even lock those two along with Sreesanth and Arnab Gowsami in one room. Ravi Shastri's weakness came to the fore in the ipl-3 when he was at loss of words on many occasions. He kept on repeating his usual sentences 24/2 after 3 overs That goes at the rate of knots Tracer Bullet (I seriously don't know how a tracer bullet looks like) You beauty You beauty is a line that Bill Lawry uses more often.…
446. Bablu - The Greatest allrounder India never had.
When I was in Class 8, I was one among the popular guys in my class. But when I entered class 9, he joined our school. There was something about him that made everyone to turn their attention towards him. He had an aura of Grace around him. He carried himself like a True Gentleman. I knew that my popularity days in school are finally gonna get over. Note: Why is Jadeja's picture added here? Read on, to know the answer On the second day after he joined our school, He brought a whole cricket kit to school. The kit included a cricket bat, t…
445. World Cup Tamasha 2011
India is a cricketing team that always appears strong on paper. But in the Ongoing world cup, they are seen stumbling along. They defeated the minnows like Bangladesh, Netherlands and Ireland without much hassle ( Err, They struggled to get past Ireland ) ; but found the going tough against England and South Africa Barring Sachin Tendulkar every member of the Indian team have let us down in this world cup . Sehwag , Yusuf , Virat showed momentary forms but lacked in consistency. Dhoni's not-so-brilliant moves which won him the inaugu…
444. The Blind Drive before the Semester examination
T he late David Shepherd is my favorite cricket Umpire and he would be the favorite for every cricket lover. I always loved watching him in action. He had a peculiar way of signaling fours. He had this tendency to shake his hands while signalling fours. Many of his fans still mimic this action while celebrating fours. Perhaps his most famous quirk is the NELSON hop. ( The number 111 is know n as the NELSON and is co nsidered unlucky for the batsman). Shepherd would lift one foot off the ground whenever the score reached 111, or multiples there…
443. Bathing and the Age Factor
Note: This is a post about Boys. Age 3 and below : Mom takes care of your daily bath. We all smell so nice and wonderful during this period. Johnson and Johnson is one product that took full advantage of this age group. Age 3 to Age 5 : Our experimentation with self-bathing exercise is kick-started. Almost all of us get it wrong when it comes to applying the soap on our face. Mom comes to the rescue when she hears the loud scream that comes from the bathroom. The bathroom looks like a war scene during this period. Age 6 - Age 10 : This is …
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