Wednesday, December 08, 2010

438. Coffee and Married Life

There is a big connection between Coffee and Married Life. The Coffee Taste, has a direct relation to the number of years the couple have journeyed together in Married life.

Scenario : Husband returns home after a tiring day at work

Hubby :Hunney, Am I troubling you by asking you to make coffee?
Wifey : That's alright Darling. I know what my sweetheart likes. I'll add some decoction coffee (Brewed coffee) to the full-cream milk and let me add fine sugar and believe me you will Love it.
Married Life = Less than 6 months


Hubby : Hunney,There is not much milk in the coffee
Wifey : Yes. I know. The Milk is in the refrigerator. I am tired. Please boil it and add to the coffee.
Married life = Just completed 1 year


Hubby : Hunney,Can I have some coffee?
Wifey : Please wait. Let me finish this episode of FRIENDS on TV. Can you please boil the milk. I will come and add coffee to it.
Married life = 2 years


Hubby : Hunney, What is this? There is neither milk nor sugar in this coffee. Don't you know that I don't like coffee this way?
Wifey : Can't you drink like this at least one day? Do I have to do all the work ?
Married life = More than 3 years


Hubby : Hunney,Why just a glass of water? Can I have some coffee?
Wifey : Do you think I own a coffee estate? Coffee powder is in the kitchen and milk is in the refrigerator. Make some for me too
Married life= More than 4 years


Hubby: Hunney,Can you please open the door? I need to come inside the house.
Wifey : Wait! I am tending my crops in Farmville.
Married life= More than 5 years


Hubby : Hunney! I have brought you cappuccino coffee and brownie cookies from Starbucks

Wifey : Don’t you know that I like Mocha better than Cappuccino? Now, Make me some fresh coffee

Married life= 6-10 years


Hubby : Hunney! Do you need Hot coffee or cold coffee?

Wifey : How many time should I tell you that I prefer Cold Coffee on Thursdays?

Married life= More than 10 years


Note : Did you notice that the Hubby always uses the word “Hunney” all these years?

Additional Note : Chronicwriter is still single and He doesn’t drink coffee J

Latest News : Chronicwriter has been invited by his friend and his wife to their house for a cup of coffee. They are married for 5 years.



  1. yes!
    well written!!


    bow my head your feet!!!!!!!!!!


  2. Omg!! That's awesome and dam funny, but why does the wife always turns out to be rude???

  3. @Joe : Romba pugalaadheenga boss.. kalyaanaam aayiuchaaa? evvalavu varsham?

    @ Pooja : If you had noticed, the hubby tried to take the upper hand at the end of three years. But the wife tightened the screws

  4. ROFL! :D You sound so convincing :D But then I can't help but wonder as to how you can be so convincing considering you are 'yet-to-be-married'? :P LOL!

    Whatever it is, enjoyed it thoroughly :) Good to see you writing frequently..Chrony is on a roll!:P Yaaaay!!:D

  5. @Rashmi : Does that make a difference? The Hubby is the on who is gonna be in the kitchen anyways

    @Raksha : hahaha.. new found humor spirit and a humor wisdom tooth.. Hence the roll. When I get married, I would have no time to blog about this cos I would be in the kitchen. So "making hay while the sun shines"

    @Tequila : A voice among the crowd :P

  6. irunga, I will fwd this to yur wife :) ! waitin for that day!yaru antha devadai!

  7. Thank God, my hubby doesn't take coffee or tea.

  8. married for 4 yrs + and my husband do all the cookings now :p


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