How to lead a Happy life? The whole world is searching to find an answer to this question. Many experts have come up with many theories and mantras to inspire people to lead a happy life. Such mantras are well suited for many and ill suited for a few. I was under the assumption that a 100 % successful mantra was never ever proposed by anyone. Very recently I discovered that "Gabtun" VJKunt has proposed "9 mantras" for a happy life. He practices these 9 mantras in his life too. Very few practice what they preach.
If you are not familiar with Gabtun, you are wasting your time on this earth. He is the Past, Present and Future leader of this world. He has killed each and every Single Bagisdan (Pakistan) Terrorist. 26/11 happened just because he was sleeping that fateful night. Osama Bin Laden is under hiding because he is scared of our Gabtun. Without much ado, let me state the "9 fold mantra for a happy life" by Gabtun
1. Be Sincere
2. Fall in Love
If love like this exist in real life, i do not want to be a part of it.
3. Understand your Life's purpose
4. Get married and produce babies
5. Be Professional in your actions
The compaq laptop was infected with a deadly virus after this photo shoot was over and it had to be trashed
6. Meditate everyday
7. Adopt a pet animal
The dog went into amnesia after this photo was taken.
8. Indulge in sports activities
The Dog died after this picture was taken. The remains of the dog were scrubbed from the bottom of Gabtun's slippers. Please do not allow M. Gandhi to know about this
9. Fight against Injustice
Note: This post is dedicated to M.Raja (The photographer of the last photo). M. Raja died of depression and heart failure. Reliable sources say that He saw something which you and I cannot see in this picture.
-Chronicwriter
Comment for the 6th image was ultimate :-)
ReplyDeleteHail Gabtun!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG chriz... it was seriously SUPERBE....!!!
ReplyDeletelol!!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you see the poetic alliteration in the third pic?
Mahendran, M.Com, Managing Director...
And Hail Gabtun!!!
wot abt pakistan terrorists?
ReplyDeleteyou are just too funny - your posts crack me up everytime!
ReplyDeletekadavule thaanga mudiyala... esp 9! :D
ReplyDeleteFantastic post and yeah after a while laughed, my stomach aching fully! :)
guru... spot six difference between yu and him...
ReplyDelete@prakash P : if you see that picture closer, you would see that he has just criss crossed his legs.. not the yoga pose
ReplyDelete@Freddy : hail Caesar
@Gibsy : thanks men.. Glad to know that it is doing the circles
@sad general - the poet made a spelling mistake in "managing director".. did you see that?
@vairamoorthy : the bagistan terrorists are all dead.. our gabtun has acomplized the mizan
ReplyDelete@missoverthinker : i take that as a compliment.. thanks
@srini : 9 was my personal favorite too.. i wrote the whole post just for the 9th picture
@hary : i have 6 packs and he has 6 bags..
OMG........... sirichi sirichi.. stomach aching..... tired also :P all the pics are sooooooooperb :D
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............
ReplyDeleteis he a Man Egging Director?? Thats strange. LOL,
ReplyDeletenice one!
OMG...super pictures with superb comments!!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahah..
ReplyDeleteThis one is sooo funny!!
Loved the pictures and the comments!
Last one Super (Note)
ReplyDeletekadavulle.. Can't control my laughter. irundalum upcoming CMa ippadilam ottakudadu..
ReplyDeletehey coool ...
ReplyDeletedo u write captions and search for the pic, or other way round....shud be the other way round....lucky we have such GABTUN's around :)
lol at the thread btwn u n hary!
ReplyDeletesomethin He saw elevated him to God-hood? That's why the 'h' is capitalised??:P
As always loved the pics...lol!! Too good.
ReplyDeleteGod bless M. Raja!!
ReplyDeleteu really have the cheek man...hows u? :)
I am glad I was not Raja.. :-D
ReplyDeleteHave a great blast at the 18th Meeting with fellow bloggers of Singapore.
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the last thing steals the show!! hahaha...hilarious :-D
ReplyDeletehahaha the last one is the ultimate :D
ReplyDeletewhat are you trying to do...
ReplyDeletekill us all with that last snap.. :P
Its just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you
ReplyDeleteIts just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you
ReplyDeleteIts just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you
ReplyDeleteIts just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious post...comment for the 9th image was undoubtedly the best one...but the child's comment in the 8th image is amusing too!
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adaaingappa ethu namma capton thane!
ReplyDeleteappadi podu thalai!!
thanka thalaiver!!
azhukiya thamizh makan!!
sinkathin nadayappa!!
kuzhanthiyin mughamappa!!
pashamulla thamizhanappaaa!!!!!!!
hahhahahah good one.... got me laughin....
ReplyDeletehahhahahah good one.... got me laughin...
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