Jun 8, 2010

414. Gabtun's 9 mantras for a Happy life.

How to lead a Happy life? The whole world is searching to find an answer to this question. Many experts have come up with many theories and mantras to inspire people to lead a happy life. Such mantras are well suited for many and ill suited for a few. I was under the assumption that a 100 % successful mantra was never ever proposed by anyone. Very recently I discovered that "Gabtun" VJKunt has proposed "9 mantras" for a happy life. He practices these 9 mantras in his life too. Very few practice what they preach.

If you are not familiar with Gabtun, you are wasting your time on this earth. He is the Past, Present and Future leader of this world. He has killed each and every Single Bagisdan (Pakistan) Terrorist. 26/11 happened just because he was sleeping that fateful night. Osama Bin Laden is under hiding because he is scared of our Gabtun. Without much ado, let me state the "9 fold mantra for a happy life" by Gabtun

1. Be Sincere


2. Fall in Love

If love like this exist in real life, i do not want to be a part of it.


3. Understand your Life's purpose


4. Get married and produce babies


5. Be Professional in your actions

The compaq laptop was infected with a deadly virus after this photo shoot was over and it had to be trashed

6. Meditate everyday


7. Adopt a pet animal
The dog went into amnesia after this photo was taken.

8. Indulge in sports activities
The Dog died after this picture was taken. The remains of the dog were scrubbed from the bottom of Gabtun's slippers. Please do not allow M. Gandhi to know about this

9. Fight against Injustice


Note: This post is dedicated to M.Raja (The photographer of the last photo). M. Raja died of depression and heart failure. Reliable sources say that He saw something which you and I cannot see in this picture.

-Chronicwriter

34 comments:

  1. Comment for the 6th image was ultimate :-)

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  2. OMG chriz... it was seriously SUPERBE....!!!

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  3. lol!!!!

    Did you see the poetic alliteration in the third pic?

    Mahendran, M.Com, Managing Director...

    And Hail Gabtun!!!

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  4. you are just too funny - your posts crack me up everytime!

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  5. kadavule thaanga mudiyala... esp 9! :D

    Fantastic post and yeah after a while laughed, my stomach aching fully! :)

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  6. guru... spot six difference between yu and him...

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  7. @prakash P : if you see that picture closer, you would see that he has just criss crossed his legs.. not the yoga pose

    @Freddy : hail Caesar

    @Gibsy : thanks men.. Glad to know that it is doing the circles

    @sad general - the poet made a spelling mistake in "managing director".. did you see that?

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  8. @vairamoorthy : the bagistan terrorists are all dead.. our gabtun has acomplized the mizan

    @missoverthinker : i take that as a compliment.. thanks

    @srini : 9 was my personal favorite too.. i wrote the whole post just for the 9th picture

    @hary : i have 6 packs and he has 6 bags..

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  9. OMG........... sirichi sirichi.. stomach aching..... tired also :P all the pics are sooooooooperb :D

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  10. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............

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  11. is he a Man Egging Director?? Thats strange. LOL,

    nice one!

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  12. OMG...super pictures with superb comments!!!

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  13. Hahahahah..
    This one is sooo funny!!
    Loved the pictures and the comments!

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  14. kadavulle.. Can't control my laughter. irundalum upcoming CMa ippadilam ottakudadu..

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  15. hey coool ...
    do u write captions and search for the pic, or other way round....shud be the other way round....lucky we have such GABTUN's around :)

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  16. lol at the thread btwn u n hary!

    somethin He saw elevated him to God-hood? That's why the 'h' is capitalised??:P

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  17. As always loved the pics...lol!! Too good.

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  18. God bless M. Raja!!

    u really have the cheek man...hows u? :)

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  19. I am glad I was not Raja.. :-D

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  20. Have a great blast at the 18th Meeting with fellow bloggers of Singapore.

    http://simplybanking.wordpress.com/

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  21. the last thing steals the show!! hahaha...hilarious :-D

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  22. hahaha the last one is the ultimate :D

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  23. what are you trying to do...

    kill us all with that last snap.. :P

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  24. Its just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you

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  25. Its just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you

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  26. Its just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you

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  27. Its just hilarious. we are reading your blog and it is kinda stress buster for us. truly hilarious. cant stop laughing. Kudos to you!!

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  28. Hilarious post...comment for the 9th image was undoubtedly the best one...but the child's comment in the 8th image is amusing too!
    am your new follower Chronicwriter!
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  29. adaaingappa ethu namma capton thane!

    appadi podu thalai!!
    thanka thalaiver!!

    azhukiya thamizh makan!!

    sinkathin nadayappa!!

    kuzhanthiyin mughamappa!!

    pashamulla thamizhanappaaa!!!!!!!

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  30. hahhahahah good one.... got me laughin....

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  31. hahhahahah good one.... got me laughin...

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