Jan 18, 2010

383. Wash your underwear

If you are suffering from dysentery, please go to the toilet; If you are not suffering from dysentery, please read this post. When you finish reading this post, you would be a victim of dysentery

Everytime i look into the mirror, i see myself reflected back by the mirror. I have asked many people who look at the mirror. They see themselves in the reflection. If you know that you are going to see yourself in the mirror, what is the point of looking at the mirror in the first place?


The above question was posed by a friend to me. In fact he was right in posing that question. It has a great logic too. So I have decided not to stare at the mirror anymore. In the mean time, i have been trying very hard to post a picture of my red underwear. But i am not getting an opportunity to post my red underwear's picture in my blog. Talking about underwears, it has been the greatest ever invention of man.

Underwear was invented by a Tamil man by the name,"Jatti". Jatti was a tailor and he lived very long ago. One day when he was stitching clothes, he saw a man running on the streets without any clothes. The naked man was shouting "Eureka, Eureka". A dog chased the naked man and bit his lollipop. Jatti ran to the biting scene and saved the naked man from the dog and treated him. He then stitched an undergarment for the naked man and that particular piece of clothing came to be called as "jatti" (named after the inventor. Jatti is tamil for underwear). The naked man was none other than Archimedes. The following picture shows that it is time to change the underwear.

So if you have not washed your underwear, do not worry. You can wait till flees flock around your rear end or you can wait till your dog drops dead. So the Moral of this picture is "Please wash your underwears". Three of my underwears went missing in the past one week. I feel sorry for that poor soul who stole my underwear. May that soul rest in peace. My sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

A friend of mine recently asked me a very interesting question, "Chriz! How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us tonight?". I am still searching for a proper answer that would help my friend to convince his wife. If you have any brilliant suggestions, please let me know.

Now you should be suffering from dysentery. So please rush to the loo
-Chronicwriter

36 comments:

  1. Red Underwear again????/

    the only reason i like ur blog cuz u write abt ur red undie :P pic plssss cant wait. ROFL =))

    i will come back to this post again n again for the answer to "How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us tonight?"

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  3. Its better with three (ménage à trois)

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  4. u definatelly are obssesed with your red underwear... maybe i should start a spam for guys ... atleast that would help you to satisfy yout utmost desire to showcase the color... and of course help in awareness prostrate cancer :P hehehe

    //How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us tonight// please please post the answer to... and the result too... i would love to see that friend of yours in city hospital :P

    i wonder how many coconuts fell on your head before you started writing this post ... it was ablsolutely hillarious :D

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  5. Cracker of a first few sentences! Lol.

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  6. And yeah pona post-la Newton, inga Archimedes... shabba. :p. Paavam scientific community Chriz! lol

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  7. Hahahaha....hilarious! A come back for the red underwear! Loved the post!

    I'll think of an answer to your question soon and post another comment! :)

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  8. Hahahaha....hilarious! A come back for the red underwear! Loved the post!

    I'll think of an answer to your question soon and post another comment! :)

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  9. y u so obsessed with ur red undie?u ditched ur Renu?havent seen a renu post fr a long time!!!1

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  10. Who is first? you or superman?

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  11. I hope u haven had experiences such as the woman' thingy.. :D

    Love,
    Nikhil

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  12. Where do you manage to get such pics dude???

    ROFL post, as always. :)

    Cheers

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  13. That pic was gross :| But three cheers to ur red chaddi! :P

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  14. Maid said- Master bait,
    why should i get laid in bed?
    Wife laid in bed said,
    can I maid to order aloud,
    I say 3 of us together is not a crowd.

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  15. Ada pavi! Look at how you converted Archimedes into a Jatti post.. Lol.. Tot losu! ;)

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  16. Haha this is as random as it gets!
    Loved the humour :)

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  17. Cheeeeeeeeeeeeee......... What a dirty pic!

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  18. too much underwear talk!!!
    and that pic made me nearly barf... ugh!!! :-/

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  19. making her sleep between you two is goona be difficult the best option is break into her bedroom and lie down on her sides...

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  20. Q:-How do I convince my wife to allow the maid to sleep between us tonight?

    A:- Zimble !!! you (or ask wife to) go and stay in a hotel across the maids house for the night.....problem solved ....

    So wife sleeps at house ..you sleep sound in a hotel/dorm ... maid sleeps in between u2 in her house

    Super answer anna!!!

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  21. Not the bestest of the posts Chriz . Lack of ideas huh ?

    But still your writing style makes any post running for 100 days ...

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  22. haha.. guys.. i havent got a proper answer to the question yet

    @phenomenon

    yus bro.. i felt it the moment i published the post.. anyways lack of ideas is not the problem.. being lazy is the problem

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  23. ungaluku oru nal kalyanum aganum ila......pls kalyanathuku call panungooo :D !!! as for the underwears... if the person is reading i think he'd go into hiding big time!:D ..neengalum , ungaloda mokayum!

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  24. i guess instead of stitching him a underwear he shud have stitched his lollipop..and hence stitches would have been invented....anyways wisdom is not everyones cup of tea..


    and 4 ur friend..ask him to tell his wife , " our relation is no more pure, its dirty. Someone should help us clean this dirt between us." then his wife would have no choice but to fulfill his dream

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  25. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha

    no wonder whenevr I drop by here,

    I come back again :D

    to laugh more !

    superb :D

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  26. Hahahaha.....OMG!!!
    Great Style of writing....
    Cheers!!
    Honey Sarah

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  27. "Oh c'mon! There is space for three!"

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  28. quite.... crazy post ..It will surely make atleast some go crazy .. Well I guess its ur personal question rather than ur frnds god only knows whose naughty mind is wrking well well .. .. no offence plz ! .. though a crazyy one to read .

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  29. Ask your friend to strike a deal with his wife. This week maid gets to sleep in between, next week maid's husband gets to sleep in between. All settled - everyone's happy :)

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  30. lol,, good one,, love ur posts :)

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