Wiger Toods : Hey buddy. Now the whole world knows about my affairs. I couldn't even show my face outside
Chronicwriter : Don't worry Bro. Things will be alright soon
Wiger Toods : But I have a fetish for undergarments. What should I do?
Chronicwriter : Give me a ring. I have an idea.
The very next day, Women around the globe started to post the color of their Bra as their status message. They were under the assumption that by posting their Bra color as their status message, they were donating money for Breast cancer. An email recently went out to women asking them to post the color of their BRA as their status to voice their support for Breast Cancer. It was a Spam email. This was the biggest prank that was ever played on the female community in recent times. The previous prank that was played on a woman happened when the serpent fooled Eve regarding the forbidden fruit. If you are a woman reading this and if you were a victim of the status message prank in FB, do not feel bad.You are not alone. 75 % of the women fell for this prank.
I am just waiting for similar status message pranks that would be soon played on the male community so that I could unleash my Red underwear. Would it be for Prostrate Cancer? or would it be for an accident caused by improper Brazilian waxing? or would it be at least Piles?
When I was young, I used to sit under one coconut tree near my house. Every time I sat under that coconut tree, my brain would be filled with humor instincts and I would share jokes with all my friends. My friends never knew that, my humor quotient was increasing day by day because of that coconut tree. In fact till date, i have not shared this secret with anyone. Buddha garnered wisdom sitting under a Bodhi tree.
Physics was one of the subjects that i hated in school. Matters became worse because of the complicated equations and findings of Sir. Isaac Newton. When he was a little boy, he was sitting under an apple tree. An apple fell on his head and from that onwards he started blabbering some unwanted words. Those words occupy a major junk of physics books around the Globe. He should have sat under a coconut tree. Either he would have become a humorist or at least a coconut would have fallen on his head and would have made things easier for all of us.
I found the following two questions on FB status messages. I thought of answering these questions
1.How do you differentiate between a male bird and a female bird?
Male birds lift one of their legs to pee. Female birds sit and pee
Funny as usual.. oru vela thenga unga thala mela vizhundhadhaladhan ipdi la
ezhudharingalo...
manda kozhambi poi... ipdi la..
hahahahahahaaaahahha YOU alone can come up with something like this :D
PS: i din't fall prey to the prank ^.^
hey...to show my support to the cure of prostate cancer i hereby declare i am wearing a blue underwear....hahahaha...hilarious stuff...
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hahaha..Dats very funny as always..
I was one of those who fell for the prank..I didnt really think that It'd help for cancer awareness though..I knew it's as much impossible as gettin humorous by sittin under a coconut tree..Lolz..
Poor Newton.. :D
Poor Sir Issac!? avura yen izhukareenga? :p
Nice one Chriz..have followed you for around 8-9 mnths nw..you have a flair for humor..keep up the gr8 work
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good one bro...
It was hilarious.
I wish a coconut had fallen on ur head coz then u wud hav come up with coco-humour theory which would have been more interesting than newton's :D
hey y coconut din fall onto your head??...
well with a small apple issac newton realized abt Gravitational forced.
With a coconut,you would have realized something else...!!!!
missed a chance...!!! so sad.
:p.
eh..so sad ..i should have read the last comment jus before mine... :-(.
lols...so of the gals actually fell for it!! lols..they even bashed me for writing bout it in my blog :)
eh.. the breast cancer support was a gesture, not that it donated money mysteriously to anyone
btw i think red underwear to support prostrate cancer is a good one. you should start it off on FB
:) :) :) :) :)
Need I say more ...
In b/w.. inviting u to comment on my new poem ..
now atleast we know some women are not really wearing BRAs
hahahahhaha..... Newton thalaila coconut.. hahahhahah.. made me ROFL!!
And the first ques.. about the birds.. ROFL!! again!
LOL! Loved the Coconut part the most. Useless guy had to sit under an apple tree :(
so apparently.. the apple_never_fell on Isaac's head.. turns out that the story was fabricated to give an interesting start to the affairs of physics, but alas..
why is this post 'inspirational' ?
lolzzz I was a victim too hahaha and i feel so stupid now lolzzz :D
I am confident that a coconut had have fallen on your head too :P
hehehehe..:D:D...
hilarious..
i m waiting for that type of prank..to b played on males :|...(atleast it will make ur day :P)
Thanks ... until now I didn't realize that ... why girls were putting up colours on their status message ...... hahahaha
I remember seeing some gurl saying "Pink with Black spots" .... hahahaha
I am using your blog as a reference for unveiling this news to my other friends ........... hahahaha
ha *pause* ha *pause* ha!
I didnt come to know of that trend of putting up the the colour..until the day ended and the trend died. But even then I laughed and told my friends I wasnt willing to share that kind of info yet ;-) anyway I guess that saved me from being one of the 75%.
As for the coconut tree and you... sigh...
Did you do that??..yayyy..i did not fall for it!!
So the coconut tree gyani rocks as ever :):) do something about the physics swamiji.. my sister is finding life miserable :):)so time turner might help :)
wow!! dude.. fantastic
:)
roflamo
hey chrony whenevr i feel sad i come looking for ur post nd find one nd go smiling
thanks dude!! lolz!!
coconut tree made miracles in ur case then :D
I just wait 4 u to add posts now-a-days... ur readers owe u quite a few smiles buddy... :-)
U shud've sat under a banana tree :P