Jan 7, 2010

381. Life changing decisions

A year passed by like whiskey going down Shane Warne's throat. 2009 went like a whisker. I have become old and this might be the last Bachelor year for me. I have taken a few resolutions too ( as though i am gonna abide by it)

The resolutions



I promise not to add pictures of beautiful girls with the bad intention of pulling more ogling-readers to my page.



I have decided to stop clubbing . Even if i dance, I would never ever dance with a taller girl. The last time I danced with someone taller than me (Thanks to Saranya's three inch heels) i dropped her on the floor.

And I would never teach Salsa to a guy. I am not gonna give wrong signals to all the non-straight people out there.


I promise never to have this Osama Bin laddu beard again in my life. I was stopped and interrogated at the airport. It took 15 minutes for them to realise that I was just a comedy piece.



I hereby promise to work hard for the "Save Earth" campaign. Earth is the only planet where one can find Mandira Bedi.


I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks.

I will never ever pinch baby-bums and make them cry. I took many other decisions too. I promise to write at least two blog-posts per month. But before I complete this post, I would like to pass on a very shocking message to all working people/students. People with a weak heart are not advised to view the following picture.


Wish you a Happy New year.

-Chronicwriter

39 comments:

  1. its feeling good that i m the first to post a comment!!

    u could have got some help from me for Photoshop...... anyways nice attempt!!!
    nice resolutions!!!! wishes to have a nice go this year :)

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  2. ehehe :P back after a long and a crackling post as ever:)
    happy new year!

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  3. Nice resolutions Chriz :P Enjoy.. I know u'll not abide by it definitely :P

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  4. you would get all the attention dont worry! :P

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  5. gawd dude... those are some really great resolutions...

    keep it up...:P

    happy new year..

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  6. :) I guess these are some of the rarest resolutions even taken on earth :P

    And the holidays clashing with weekends was doing rounds since October. I survived it.

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  7. what an inspiring list of resolutions. and what a depressing end to your post :(

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  8. haha.. that baby is cute..and the last pic interested me the most ;)

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  9. The beard looked super on you chrizzy..To hell with all those interrogations and all that..And yeah,women are always misled by HEARTHROBES like you.. :P

    Love
    Nikhil
    www.nikhilmenon.blogspot.com

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  10. happy new year to u.. and i hope that u stick to ur resolutions.

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  11. Mandira bedi!?? Dnd tell me u like her {writer horrified} hehe
    nice set of resolutions but very difficult to follow :)

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  12. Your first resolution is proof enough that you wont keep your resolutions :P

    Its gonna be the year of Compensatory Offs oh wait, you need to work over time for that in the first place :P

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  13. ha ha, u have chosen appropriate spot to say happy new year, rite!

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  14. Good luck with your resolutions Chriz. :D. And I work seven days a week! lol.

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  15. welcome back to blogging
    and as usual super post..whz the first girl....i fail to recognize her ... chrony sir nd it seems some 1 had fun

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  16. hey. whether u teach me salsa or not, i'll always have my gay fan base. and nice to finally see some pictures of us on your famous blog!

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  17. YOU crushed the spirit of the new year with the very last image!!!

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  18. From now on , I will first read your post and then comment. That's my resolution for the year.:D

    And was that you ???I thought that was Jitendra in an Osama beard. Did they not say anything about those white pants at the airport??

    And If you say so, I hope for you that those resolutions stay, but I don't really wish the same:P
    Happy new year.

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  19. superb resolutions.. lets see hw u "save earth" :P.. engalukkum sollikodha nalla irukkum...thaadi vacha kedi.... thats wat ppl call me when i experiment with diff beard styles.. btw, did they really stop u and interrogate? thaapave purinjikirangale....

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  20. he he i was to write a post on resolutions also bro.... ana unga alavuku weight ah comedy pana mudiyathu.. ...god bles yu! :D

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  21. Oh wow! You like Mandira too? The holiday list is a bummer. Have been seeing it since December 09! Sucks!

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  22. Why Mandira Bedi??? Take her to Moon and let there be other reasons to save Earth! Jeez!!

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  23. LOL, those are some resolutions...I hope you can keep at least some of them!

    The Laden thing...was that true ?! Dang!

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  24. hahaha...love your resolutions!! They are the most weirdest ones in the world! And you are absolutely right bout the beard :D no offense!
    Also I have full day college on saturday! So the holiday thing is kinda helpful for me!

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  25. lets c if u can abide by those rules. yeah i know most hold r weekends this yr .. sad

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  26. Loved your white pants and white shoes.. Jitendra ishtyle ;)

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  27. Lol... so popular among the ladies (I dono anything about photoshopping ;) ) and you take such resolutions ? Tsk tsk ;)

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  28. hahah..i know the resolutions are just made and hard to be done :P....

    well most holidays are saturdays cant help it this year :P...

    urs..hemu..

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  29. hahah..i know the resolutions are just made and hard to be done :P....

    well most holidays are saturdays cant help it this year :P...

    urs..hemu..

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  30. Haha! nice post! Nice resolutions!

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  31. keep it up with the resolutions. As they are meant to be broken! :P :P
    Happy 2010.

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  32. Agree with you on that Osama beard part

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  33. You're a fan of Mandira Bedi? :O [thats the only thing that registered in this whole post!! lol :P ]

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  34. Hi, a Happy new year to you.

    I Was wondering if you would be interested to participate in a Singapore Indiblogger meet ,if so please let me know ?

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  35. happy new year!
    you've been awarded

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  36. wowow!! wonderful..wonderful post
    lol

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  37. after a long tym i dropped in here
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    happy new yr :)...

    loling post asusual :D:D

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