439.How to post comments.
Free advice is one art that is mastered by every human being. Everybody loves to advice others. Every human being has this mental itch to comment on any topic , even if he has no clue on that topic. The Blogging platforms and Social networking sites like Facbook have identified this mental itch of human beings and they have formulated various ways to allow human beings to voice their opinion on anything under the sun. First let us start with Facebook The blogging platforms have taken pains to introduce a section called as the "Comments…
438. Coffee and Married Life
There is a big connection between Coffee and Married Life . The Coffee Taste, has a direct relation to the number of years the couple have journeyed together in Married life. Scenario : Husband returns home after a tiring day at work Hubby :Hunney, Am I troubling you by asking you to make coffee? Wifey : That's alright Darling. I know what my sweetheart likes. I'll add some decoction coffee (Brewed coffee) to the full-cream milk and let me add fine sugar and believe me you will Love it . Married Life = Less than 6 months ******…
437. Gandhi and students
Note : Students do the darndest things. They do not even spare the Father of the nation. 1) Student Name : Chronicwriter. Occasion : Mock Press Competition. Chronicwriter donned the role of Gandhiji . The Judges asked him, " Among the present day celebrities, who can you associate yourself with?" Chronicwriter (Gandhi) : I would associate myself with Salman Khan and Mallika Sherwath. All of us shed our cloth es to reveal our belly buttons. I do it for our Desh (Nation). Salman does it for Aish (Power) and Mallika for Cash. Triv…
436. American Politics in Bed
A ten year old Boy and his dad have a bed-time discussion about America Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq? A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction, honey. Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them. Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq? A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections. Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we? A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don'…
435. He Kissed Me
The other day, I was in Subway munching on a 6 inch Beef Roast and sipping on some Coke. I saw him sitting a few tables across me. He was sitting alone and eating too. When I looked at him, he saw me staring at him. He was fair and handsome and he must have been in his late twenties.He had powerful eyes. There was an instant chemistry between us. I did not know how to react. Before he could respond to my stare, I gave him a gentle smile. He was smiling at me too. I knew that I was straight and I was pretty sure that I did not have any feelings…
434. Examination Blues - Those School days
It is not that easy to become a Hero to Zero in No time. I am not talking about Suresh Kalmadi , Barkha Dutt and Chetan Bhagat . This is a post about the class tests and examinations that tortured us during our school days. I was a champion of sorts in getting zero marks in class tests and examinations. When I joined a new school in Class 6, I became a hero with my joke-cracking skills , own composed songs, Dancing ability and my secret weapon - Mimicry. My friends were also scared of me because of my Karate skills. It was the best three …
433. Before and After
Two years ago, a careless reader of this blog left an important object on this blog.[ link ]. The careless reader never contacted me. It also helped Chronicwriter to write many articles on this page. The Red underwear series is dedicated to that reader without whom, this would not have been possible. Chronicwriter uses it as a thinking cap and it gives him super-humor thoughts. A few days ago, Chronicwriter's beautiful neighbour bought a Brown Horse. It lacked the majestic look. When she approached Chronicwriter for consultation, he had th…
432. Celebrity Confessions
Don't laugh at these three dogs. You might have the same facial expression after going through the seven photos here. Click on the photos for a better View. -Chronicwriter
431. Men's Room
Have you ever been to a Men's room in India? The Public Toilets in Indian Bus stands, Cinema halls and Railway stations have a major role to play in the increasing death rate of the male population in India. I have never been to a Ladies' room. So I am not qualified to comment on that subject. (My friend Robert might have the answer) The Men's room is one place where every man will use one of his hands to clip his nose. When ever I visit a public toilet in India, I always wish that I had more than two hands. Almost every Men'…
430. India's preparation for Cricket worldcup 2011
In two months time, 1 Billion Indians would be be busy once again talking about Cricket world cup 2011. A few cricketers would trend on Twitter too. Justin Bieber would be out of limelite for sometime. The Indians won a world cup when Chronicwriter was a 1 year old baby. Will they win the world cup when he turns 29? India has won the world cup twice (50 overs and 20 overs). On both occassions,they were underdogs. They were expected to win the worldcup in 1987,2003. But they choked in the final hurdles on both occassions. In the second edition …
429. Chriz and Piss
If you had been a regular reader of this Page, you would have realised that I am not very much active on the Blogging Scene.But I do still try my level best to keep this page alive and kicking. You might also know that I get super powers from my red underwears. If your memory is strong, you would also remember that I had the habit of bed wetting till I was 12 years old. Now don't give that "OMG- 12 YEARS?" expression. I am pretty sure that you would have done that too. Why this Blog entry? I am writing this blog entry because a …
428. Travelling in an MRT- Singapore Style
I have lived in Singapore for the last two years. These two years have been awesome. Back home, when ever I saw white guys or anyone from the Black/ Yellow race, I would refer to them as "Foreigners". The name "Foreigner" sounded so hep then. When the Singaporeans started calling me a foreigner, I liked it in the beginning. I used to think ,"Wow! I am a foreigner too". But when I literally understood the Real Meaning of the term "Foreigner" I realised that it was not a hep term at all. I use the MRT (M…
426. Robot - Endhiran Review
I was a fanatic fan of Rajnikanth during my Engineering college days (1999-2003). We were a bunch of crazy guys who never had an opportunity to celebrate the joy of watching a Rajni movie in the movie hall during our college time. The movie Padayappa was a big hit and that was released just few months before I joined college (1999). The only Rajni movie that hit the screens in my four year Engineering journey was Baba. I remember entering the movie hall with a bag full of old news papers that were torn and thrown in the air inside the movie ha…
425. Ten signs that your wife is Pregnant
My first Love "Renu" (Kindergarten crush) is now pregnant with her third baby. Her first two kids are not named after me. Will she name this baby ,"Chriz"? I have to wait and see. Recently a friend of mine "Stephen" ended his bachelor life. Last night he gave me a call and asked, " Chriz, How would I know if my wife is pregnant or not ?" I felt sorry for my innocent friend. Immediately I decided to come out of my blog hiatus and help him. If you are an innocent soul like my friend, this blog post is for …
424. Rupee has a new symbol
The Indian currency - "Rupee" which has the backing of more than a trillion dollar economy has finally made its presence felt in the international scene. It is an old news indeed. As Chronicwriter was suffering from Blog constipation, he did not immediately write an article on this news. The new symbol was designed by Bombay IIT post-graduate D Udaya Kumar. Now India is the fifth country in the world to have a distinct currency symbol. This post captures the reaction of many VIPs (Mainly Indians) and their thoughts on the new Rupe…
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