Thursday, December 09, 2010

439.How to post comments.

Free advice is one art that is mastered by every human being. Everybody loves to advice others. Every human being has this mental itch to comment on any topic , even if he has no clue on that topic. The Blogging platforms and Social networking sites like Facbook have identified this mental itch of human beings and they have formulated various ways to allow human beings to voice their opinion on anything under the sun.

First let us start with Facebook

The blogging platforms have taken pains to introduce a section called as the "Comments section". Any Tom, Dick and Harry can post any nonsense in this section. Facebook has gone one step ahead in this case.In addition to the comment box, They have also introduced the Like button.

Let me tell you two important ways of using the Like Button.
  1. If you Like the person , all you have to do is click the Like button to what ever he posts as his status message. Don't forget to click the Like Button on all the comments of people who support the status message of the person.

  2. If you don't like the person, do not click the Like button on any of his status messages or posts. But, have a close watch on what ever he posts as his status message. When ever anyone opposes his views by bashing him with a snubbing comment, go ahead and click the Like Button on that Snubbing comment. By doing so, you are conveying the message that you don't like him. (Chronicwriter receives many Likes on any stinker comment posted by anyone on any of his Notes/status message)
When it comes to drawing attention and comments, all you have to do is "Become a Girl". Check the picture below and You would understand my agony.

Now let us move to Blogging.

Blogging has become an everyday activity of almost every net user. 90% of the active Internet users are either active bloggers or at least passive bloggers (commenter). The Blog posts vary in different shades and proportions : Short stories, Epics (Series), Poems, Technology posts, Inspirational stories, Real life Incidents etc... Most of us would not have enough time to read the full post written by a blogger. But still we would like to make our presence felt by posting our comments. But If we haven't read a blog post fully, how are we supposed to add our valuable comments? This post will help you to solve this question.

Please use the following Default comments when you post comments on Blog posts

Short Story

1) Unexpected end. Wonderful
2) Nice Twist ( Even if there is no twist in the story, the author of the blog would think that there is some twist in the story. This comment would keep the author busy)
3) Short and Sweet ( This is a very famous sentence used by many commenters.One good soul used this comment on one of my Loooooooong Posts)
4) The best I have read in recent times. ( The author would travel to cloud 9)
5) You should publish a book ( This comment would make the author to read his article again and again.)

This is one area where Chronicwriter is not very good at. But still, to prove his critics wrong, he might write a poem soon on this page. Most of us do not have the literary prowess to understand the English Vocabulary of poets (I have to admit that I don't have). Here are some tips that you can use for commenting on poetic posts

1) Poetic (As if the author doesn't know about it)
2) Bravo
3) Sweet like Honey
4) William Shakespeare would be proud of you ( Even if you have not read any Shakespearean works, you can still use this comment)

Competition story

These days, we have story writing competitions all over the web. Every blogger aspires to become a winner in some competition or the other. If you come across a blog entry written for a competition, the following comments can be used

1) All the very best
2) Treat me when you win the competition
3) You should get the Pulitzer
4) I did not participate in this competition because I know that you are participating in it.
5) Brilliant

If it is an Epic (Blog Series)

1) I loved the flow
2) I am waiting for the next part ( Even if the author writes 10 parts in the blog series, the same comment can be used. But remember not to use this comment for the concluding part)
3) How can you ever come up with such ideas?
4) You have created great expectations.
5) My sister likes your posts ( If the author is a male, he would visit your blog/your facebook account and try to add your sister to his Facebook account)
6) J.K Rowling should learn from you.
7) Copy and paste the last sentence of the post and write " Why did you end like this? Can't wait for the next part)

There are hundred more ways of adding comments to blog posts. If you have any interesting comments, please mention in the comments section.


Wednesday, December 08, 2010

438. Coffee and Married Life

There is a big connection between Coffee and Married Life. The Coffee Taste, has a direct relation to the number of years the couple have journeyed together in Married life.

Scenario : Husband returns home after a tiring day at work

Hubby :Hunney, Am I troubling you by asking you to make coffee?
Wifey : That's alright Darling. I know what my sweetheart likes. I'll add some decoction coffee (Brewed coffee) to the full-cream milk and let me add fine sugar and believe me you will Love it.
Married Life = Less than 6 months


Hubby : Hunney,There is not much milk in the coffee
Wifey : Yes. I know. The Milk is in the refrigerator. I am tired. Please boil it and add to the coffee.
Married life = Just completed 1 year


Hubby : Hunney,Can I have some coffee?
Wifey : Please wait. Let me finish this episode of FRIENDS on TV. Can you please boil the milk. I will come and add coffee to it.
Married life = 2 years


Hubby : Hunney, What is this? There is neither milk nor sugar in this coffee. Don't you know that I don't like coffee this way?
Wifey : Can't you drink like this at least one day? Do I have to do all the work ?
Married life = More than 3 years


Hubby : Hunney,Why just a glass of water? Can I have some coffee?
Wifey : Do you think I own a coffee estate? Coffee powder is in the kitchen and milk is in the refrigerator. Make some for me too
Married life= More than 4 years


Hubby: Hunney,Can you please open the door? I need to come inside the house.
Wifey : Wait! I am tending my crops in Farmville.
Married life= More than 5 years


Hubby : Hunney! I have brought you cappuccino coffee and brownie cookies from Starbucks

Wifey : Don’t you know that I like Mocha better than Cappuccino? Now, Make me some fresh coffee

Married life= 6-10 years


Hubby : Hunney! Do you need Hot coffee or cold coffee?

Wifey : How many time should I tell you that I prefer Cold Coffee on Thursdays?

Married life= More than 10 years


Note : Did you notice that the Hubby always uses the word “Hunney” all these years?

Additional Note : Chronicwriter is still single and He doesn’t drink coffee J

Latest News : Chronicwriter has been invited by his friend and his wife to their house for a cup of coffee. They are married for 5 years.


Tuesday, December 07, 2010

437. Gandhi and students

Note : Students do the darndest things. They do not even spare the Father of the nation.

1) Student Name : Chronicwriter. Occasion : Mock Press Competition.

Chronicwriter donned the role of Gandhiji . The Judges asked him, " Among the present day celebrities, who can you associate yourself with?"

Chronicwriter (Gandhi): I would associate myself with Salman Khan and Mallika Sherwath. All of us shed our clothes to reveal our belly buttons. I do it for our Desh (Nation). Salman does it for Aish (Power) and Mallika for Cash.

Trivia: Chronicwriter was eliminated in that round. He started this blog page and started to rant.

2) Student Name : Ravindra Jadeja. Occasion: Primary School History Examination

Teacher: Write a Note on Gandhi Jayanthi.

Ravindra Jadeja: Gandhi Was a Great Man, Jayanthi is a super Hot girl. Gandhi loved Jayanthi. One day he proposed to her. She said Yes. Then they got married. Their wedding day is celebrated all over the world as "Gandhi Jayanthi day".

Trivia : Ravindra Jadeja was sent out of the class. He picked up a cricket bat and became a cricketer

3) Student Name: Anand Jon. Occasion : Art class

Anand Jon was playing with two ten Rupee notes and suddenly the fashion designer in him, emerged out in art form.

Trivia : Anand Jon is now in prison on charges of Rape and Child molestation


Monday, December 06, 2010

436. American Politics in Bed

A ten year old Boy and his dad have a bed-time discussion about America

Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?
A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction, honey.

Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.
A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.

Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?
A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.

Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass
destruction, did we?
A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.

Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?
A: To use them in a war, silly.

Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?
A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.

Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?
A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.

Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.
A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.

Q: And what was that?
A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.

Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?
A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.

Q: Kind of like what they do in China?
A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.

Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?
A: Right.

Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?
A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.

Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?
A: I told you, China is different.

Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?
A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.

Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?
A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.

Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?
A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent
to prison and tortured.

Q: Like in Iraq?
A: Exactly.

Q: And like in China, too?
A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.

Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?
A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being Communists and started being capitalists like us.

Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?
A: Don't be a smart-ass.

Q: I didn't think I was being one.
A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.

Q: Kind of like China and the @!#$ movement?
A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.

Q: What's a military coup?
A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.

Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?
A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.

Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?
A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.

Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?
A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.

Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?
A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.

Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?
A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings,killing over 3,000 Americans.

Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?
A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.

Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?
A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.

Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?
A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.

Q: Fighting drugs?
A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.

Q: How did they do such a good job?
A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.

Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?
A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.

Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?
A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.

Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too?
A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.

Q: What's the difference?
A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.

Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.
A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.

Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.
A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.

Q: Who trained them?
A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.

Q: Was he from Afghanistan?
A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.

Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.
A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.

Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about?
A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.

Q: So the Soviets, I mean, the Russians, are now our friends?
A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either.

Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?
A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.

Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?
A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.

Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?
A: Well, yeah. For a while.

Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?
A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.

Q: Why did that make him our friend?
A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.

Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?
A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.

Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?
A: Most of the time, yes.

Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?
A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better.

Q: Why?
A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?

Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?
A: Yes.

Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?
A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.
Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?
A. Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes,
make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.

Q: Good night, Daddy.
A : OK sonny!
-Author Unknown
Note : Now, Scroll up and Click the picture on top to have a better understanding of this post

Friday, December 03, 2010

435. He Kissed Me

The other day, I was in Subway munching on a 6 inch Beef Roast and sipping on some Coke. I saw him sitting a few tables across me. He was sitting alone and eating too. When I looked at him, he saw me staring at him. He was fair and handsome and he must have been in his late twenties.He had powerful eyes. There was an instant chemistry between us. I did not know how to react. Before he could respond to my stare, I gave him a gentle smile. He was smiling at me too. I knew that I was straight and I was pretty sure that I did not have any feelings for this guy. But the vacuum between him and I became so strong. I wasn't sure of the thoughts that were running in his head. Something in my mind said, "Chrony! Go and talk to him". I got up to go to his table. To my surprise, he got up and started walking towards me. We were defying physics. "Like poles do not repel", I thought to myself. Soon we were standing very close to each other. The air between us was so thick that one could have actually cut it with knife. "Was he attracted to me?", I thought to myself. Suddenly the unexpected thing happened. He came closer to me and kissed me on my lips. Everyone around us were stunned. A kid started giggling. The manager of the place walked up to us and said, " Sir, Kissing the mirror is not allowed in this place".

Now I have the attention of all my readers, I would like to convey an important message to every one.. Many of my posts originate from the dark chambers of my creative brain. When the dark Chambers go on a strike, my brain goes for plan-B. Plan-B is very simple. All I have to do is take a Little Johnny, Calvin or any joke from any movie or mail forward and build a story around it. I never have a systematic way in writing my blogs. But I have to admit that most of the ideas are born in the toilet. Now, let me detail the exact point that I wanted to convey through this post. There are many things in life that make us go mentally numb. Things that make us smile sometimes and sad at other times. Things that make us sad are those things that would even make us upset. I had never been upset for anything in the past two years. Let me not beat around the bush any longer.I am gonna narrate a very serious issue here. Something as serious as what Pamela Anderson wore on Big Boss 4 or how Sreesanth was slapped by Bhajji. OK, before you press Alt+F4, let me open the subject.
This post is about my blog posts being forwarded around in the e-mail world. A mail forward of "Gabtun's 9 mantras for a happy life" came to my inbox. I was happy to see my blog post doing the rounds in the Internet world. But I was surprised when I saw the signature " Concept by Saurav" at the bottom of the mail. I would like to tell Mr. Saurav that the concept originated in my head when I was spending time in the the loo. A friend from India called me over the phone and told me that my funny post "Animal scientist" was being circulated in his office and one of his colleagues was claiming that he wrote the article. Apparently he was brainy enough to remove the first paragraph of the post to prove hi claim. I don't become sad when I come across things like this. I don't mind when someone claims that they wrote it. Next time you copy my posts and forward it as a mail. You can also add a line saying ," An Idiotic blogger-Chronicwriter has copied this idea from me and he has posted the same material on his blog". By adding a line like that, you would have the upper hand because people often trust the first one who calls foul.

For those who do not know, I would like to remind that this blog is strictly copy-right and copy-left protected under the Corporate and Criminal Protection act. This act was jointly cleared by Kuresh Salmadi and Darkha Butt. So if you wish to forward any of my posts, please provide the URL of this page.

DO NOT IGNORE THIS. Last week my friend ignored what I said and in five minutes he had a crow shit on his head. So save your heads now!! Forward this to everybody you know and enjoy the following benefits .

50+ forwards : You will no longer get caught by your boss while reading blogs or while Trying to flirt with the girl/guy in the adjacent cubicle.

40+ forwards : Guys, your friend's girlfriend will kiss you within the next one week. Girls, the guy you love will stop flirting with other girls.

30+ forwards : You will meet the love of your life in the next one hour. Please move out of your cubicle and walk around your office to experience this reality in your life. Make sure that your boss doesn't catch you walking around in office.

20+ forwards : You will get married in exactly one year from today. After one year, if you are still unmarried, please forward this to 20 + friends.

10+ forwards : You will go on a dream date!! (Remember to sleep well)

1-10 forwards : Guys, you will get a chance to take a Hot Girl for a ride on your bike. Girls! Please make your younger brother to sit between you and the guy to prevent damages.

0 forwards : Guys, you will be slapped, cussed, by a girl, her mother and father and you will also be punched in your groin by a three year old kid. Girls, Your boyfriend will ditch you. Remember! No one will charge your mobile phone and give you free lifts on the bike/car.

-Chronicwriter ( The forward idea was copied from a mail forward )

Thursday, December 02, 2010

434. Examination Blues - Those School days

It is not that easy to become a Hero to Zero in No time. I am not talking about Suresh Kalmadi, Barkha Dutt and Chetan Bhagat. This is a post about the class tests and examinations that tortured us during our school days.

I was a champion of sorts in getting zero marks in class tests and examinations. When I joined a new school in Class 6, I became a hero with my joke-cracking skills , own composed songs, Dancing ability and my secret weapon - Mimicry. My friends were also scared of me because of my Karate skills. It was the best three months of my school life (June 1992 to August); and then the Mad-Mid term Test came into my life. I never knew that a simple school Test would change my status from a Hero to a Zero in a jiffy.
You might think that getting Zero marks in an exam can be easily achieved by not writing anything on the paper. There is no thrill in getting zero marks by not writing anything on paper. The real achiever is one who fills up the examination answer sheets with his literary, logical and analytical skills and still manages to get zero marks for the paper. I fall under such a category.

Zeroes have been a part and parcel of my life. Getting zero marks in exams is an art by itself. I had mastered this art at a very tender age. Very few recognised my skills in this area. If only the Ministry of education had noted my skills, they would have conferred me with an honorary Doctorate degree or at least a Master of Arts degree. My teachers had a very bad habit. On all other days, I was allowed to sit along with boys in classroom. Three boys would sit on one bench. But on exam days, I would be made to sit between two girls. That was the time that I realised that " There are two women on either sides of every unsuccessful man". Girls never helped me during the school exams. If only they had helped me, I would have been in the Silicon Valley now. ( I am not referring to Pamela Anderson)

Exam time is the only time when I become a sincere prayer warrior. Even If I had not touched my text books, I would pray very sincerely as soon as the question paper is handed to me. When I open my eyes to scan through the dreaded question paper, at least one girl (either the one on my left or the one on my right) would say , " Sir, Can I have an additional sheet of paper". During those days,getting an additional sheet of paper was seen as an achievement by itself. The main answer paper had 4 sides. More often I would find it very difficult to cross these 4 pages itself. After receiving the additional sheet from the teacher, she would look around with an attitude. Finally she would see me still struggling with the first page of my answer sheet and would sarcastically smile at me. The Mike Tyson within me would urge me to punch her nose and bite her ear. But because of the Invigilator, I would curb my inhibitions. In the mean time, I would start decorating the front page of my answer sheet by writing my Name, Sex, Class, Roll Number, Date of Exam and Subject. Many a times I had forgotten the subject name. The question paper would save me on such occasions. By filling the first page with such details, I would complete half a page of the first side of my answer paper.

Another problem that I faced was my handwriting. Till class 5, I used ruled paper to write my exams. So I used to write within the lines. But in Class 6, they shocked me by giving me a plain paper to write my exams. My answers always resembled a Airplane take-off or landing. I would start my sentence from the top left side of the page and the first line would slant down and end at the bottom right side of the page.There was another compulsory rule that every page should have minimum 25 lines each. No wonder I almost never got additional sheets during my exams. But still during every exam, I tried my level best to cross past the Main answer sheet. This was basically because, I never wanted the girls sitting next to me to come to know that I don't know anything. At times, they would be curious to know what I wrote on my paper and hence they would try to take a peek into my paper. At such times, I would hide my answer paper with my hands and stare back at them with the look that conveyed the message ," Don't try to copy from me". I would also add some spice to my stare by giving an innocent stare at the teacher that conveyed the message ," Sir, This girl is trying to copy from me". These are moments when the Non-verbal communication is executed in a perfect synchronised manner.
During one exam I discovered a technique to fill up the content in the Main answer paper. I am sharing this technique with the present generation students. This might be helpful for you. This technique might be old and it is from the old school of thought from the early nineties. But still it would be effective. Have you seen a Three column Blog Template with a header and a footer slot? This is the principle that goes behind the technique. Use your pencil and ruler and draw Big margins on all four sides of the paper and thus the central portion becomes small. Make sure that you leave a little space at the centre for filling with some answers.

The girls sitting besides me would have two sketch pens at least while answering the questions. They would underline important words with Orange color sketch pen. They were the brain behind the Internet SEO techniques. They usually decorated their answer papers after writing the answers on the paper. But I had the habit of decorating my paper with boxes and curved margins even before I wrote anything on the answer sheet.
After doing all the decorations, I would skim through the question paper. It would be Greek for me. But brave people like me would still attempt to answer them. For the question " What is the chemical formula for Nitric acid",the answer would go on for four pages and before long, I would have finished the main answer sheet. If you had seen MGM productions, you would have seen a roaring Lion. When ever the Lion roars, Tom ans Jerry would be screened on cartoon network. Similarly when ever I coughed, it was a signal to the whole class that I was about to stand up for requesting the additional answer sheet. The whole class would look at me in admiration. The girl sitting next to me would try her level best to avoid eye contact with me. But I would make throat-clearing noises till she looked at me. As soon as she looks at me, I would give the attitude-look (Johnny Bravo style) with one raised eye-brow and that would make her to hang her face in shame. Then I would sit down and finish the additional sheets in no time too.

If you are thinking, " Why there is a big gap for this sentence?", I would like to tell you that this is another technique for filling up answer sheets. But strict teachers who abide by the 25 lines/ page rule will not appreciate this technique. So use this technique only on those teachers who are dumber than you.
After performing all these stunts in the exam hall, my classmates would have a very good impression on me. This impression will be powdered to saw dust when the teachers hand over the corrected answer sheets to us. In the beginning, it will surely pain to get Zero marks for a subject for which your heart, mind, soul and energy is used to fill the answer sheets. But when you get regular Zeroes, you will get used to it. (You might not understand my emotions. But Sania Mirza would definitely understand my emotions. Her scores in the first round exits at grand slams and my exam results during my school days are one and the same)

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

433. Before and After

Two years ago, a careless reader of this blog left an important object on this blog.[link]. The careless reader never contacted me. It also helped Chronicwriter to write many articles on this page. The Red underwear series is dedicated to that reader without whom, this would not have been possible. Chronicwriter uses it as a thinking cap and it gives him super-humor thoughts. A few days ago, Chronicwriter's beautiful neighbour bought a Brown Horse. It lacked the majestic look. When she approached Chronicwriter for consultation, he had the right answer for her. Below are two pictures that depict the Brown Horse's majestic appearance because of the Red Underwear.

Toto and Moto
Toto and Moto are two lovely Dogs. They are very cute.Three days ago, The author of this blog attended a birthday party of a three year old baby girl. The sumptuous meal stirred his tummy and he entered the wash room in that house. Toto and Moto were locked inside the washroom because they both were naughty doggies. They looked so cute.They wagged their small tails when they saw him entering the wash room. Chronicwriter finished his duty and left the rest room. The picture on the left was taken by Chronicwriter when he entered the wash room. The second picture was taken just before he left the wash room

The Three year old Birthday Baby

As soon as Chronicwriter emerged out of the rest room, he saw the birthday baby having a wonderful time. The little angel was blowing kisses at every one at the party. Chronicwriter went near the Baby and tried to befriend her. The Baby started crying and she is having diarrhea for the last three days.

Look around the Loo

This is a special warning to all Men around the globe. When you enter a public toilet, please scan the entire toilet for the possibilities of hidden cameras. This morning, Chronicwriter used the Men's rest room at his workplace. Within One hour, the below picture was posted on the door of the Toilet. They do have some hidden cameras in the rest room. Watch out!

Chronicwriter was using his thinking cap while typing this post


Question : How many times did the word "Chroniwriter" appear in this article? This includes the usage of the word in this question also. The winners with correct entries will have the privilege of inviting the author of this page for their birthday parties.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

432. Celebrity Confessions

Don't laugh at these three dogs. You might have the same facial expression after going through the seven photos here. Click on the photos for a better View.


Friday, November 19, 2010

431. Men's Room

Have you ever been to a Men's room in India? The Public Toilets in Indian Bus stands, Cinema halls and Railway stations have a major role to play in the increasing death rate of the male population in India. I have never been to a Ladies' room. So I am not qualified to comment on that subject. (My friend Robert might have the answer)

The Men's room is one place where every man will use one of his hands to clip his nose. When ever I visit a public toilet in India, I always wish that I had more than two hands.

Almost every Men's public toilet in India has two sections

1) The Urinal
2) The Motional

One could survive in the first section. But chances of survival in the latter section is very less.

The main difference between the Urinal and the Motional is that the Motional section has doors and offers privacy. Finding a place to keep your feet on the floor is very difficult in such sections.

Most of the doors have cloth hangers and in most of these "Motionals", one could find at least one Underwear hanging on the hanger. A careful analysis of the underwear would reveal dirt stains in the form of Africa map and Europe map. These underwears can be used by Geography teachers to teach their students. If only these doors and walls had eyes to cry and mouths to wail, they would have created havoc which inturn would have made the Government to clean up the mess.

You can never find a lizard, rat, fly or even a mosquito in a men's room. They all suffer instant death when ever they try to venture into the men's room.Some of these Motionals do not even have a door. This gives unpleasant surprises to oncoming passengers who try to enter the motionals. Chronicwriter has given unpleasant surprises to a couple of passengers in his lifetime.

How ever, things are lot different in Singapore. The Public toilets are so clean. They even have a pleasant aroma. Some Men's room even remind me of Bakeries. People even have photo sessions in the men's room.The picture below was taken in a men's room.(Chronicwriter is the one in the right)

The toilets in Singapore are so clean that one can even eat food inside them. Detailed care and affection is given in designing the interiors in these toilets. I don't understand the reason for the presence of a flower-vase inside a toilet. I remember my childhood days when I had the habit of peeing on the Shoeflower Pot in our garden. When ever I see the flower-vases in a loo, I am always tempted to re-live my childhood days. I hope that History would not be repeated.

Am I saying that India is no good compared to Singapore? NO. Never. I love India
for one reason. When you have to go, you can go anywhere. You don't have to search for a public toilet to let free of the Uric acid in liquid form. All you need is a wall. But you can never do that in Singapore. If you pee in public, you will have to end up paying a fee for that. There are cameras everywhere. The last thing you want is your public Watering Video to appear on youtube.

Singapore : You can Kiss in Public. But you can't Piss in Public

India: You can't Kiss in Public. But you can Piss in Public

Note: Today (November 19th) is International Men's day. It is also International Toilet day. Hence this post. Happy Men's day wishes to all men around the globe and Happy International Toilet day wishes to all the women around the globe.

- Chronicwriter

Monday, November 01, 2010

430. India's preparation for Cricket worldcup 2011

In two months time, 1 Billion Indians would be be busy once again talking about Cricket world cup 2011. A few cricketers would trend on Twitter too. Justin Bieber would be out of limelite for sometime. The Indians won a world cup when Chronicwriter was a 1 year old baby. Will they win the world cup when he turns 29?

India has won the world cup twice (50 overs and 20 overs). On both occassions,they were underdogs. They were expected to win the worldcup in 1987,2003. But they choked in the final hurdles on both occassions. In the second edition of the 20-20 world cup, they were the hot favorites. But they were bundled out in the first round. Let us have a look at the Indian Cricket team's preparation for the forthcoming worldcup.

The Bengal Tiger is still around. But will he get a place in the team? He was a great player on the offside and his footwork was similar to Steffi Graf's. He was a terror for all the bowlers, till that fateful day in 2005 when Chaminda Vass bowled a bouncer at him. The tiger went into the cave and never returned. Everyone started bowling short pitched deliveries to the Bengal Tiger and even spinners started treating him like a Bunny.

Remember our Appam Chappathy @GopuMon? He is a disaster from all directions, yet he provides entertainment with his dance moves and his artificial arrogance. Harbajjan, Inzamam have taught him great lessons in the past. He never learnt the lesson from them. He bowls good deliveries on his day.

The spin trio! Gone were the days when India's spin trio posed a serious threat to the opposition teams. Bhajji would be the spearhead. The supporting spinners slot would either be filled by Ohja or Amit Mishra or Ashwin. Did I miss someone? Kumble still has some gun powder left in his package.But he has already hung his boots. Dhoni still uses part time spinners (Rohit Sharma, Raina, Yuvi, Jadeja, Sehwag, Yusuf Pathan). India does have lot of Bowling options. Yusuf Pathan would be a great pick. He plays well in the subcontinent pitches. Hope the Indian selection committee use their brains while selecting the team.

The middle order is gonna have a great competition. With Sachin and Sehwag almost sealing the openers slot, the middle order is gonna be a battle between Gambhir, Virat Kohli, Rohit Sharma, Raina, Yuvi, Yusuf Pathan.

If you are a Ravindra Jadeja fan, please leave this page immediately. Sometimes the Indian thinktank make wierd decisions. Some players manage to hang on with the team for no reason at all. There was this Deep Das Gupta who travelled along with the Indian team for a long time. If Jadeja plays in the worldcup, I will support for Zimbabwe.

To view the next picture, you have to do three things
1)Stand up as a mark of respect (Please don't see this picture in your sitting posture. You will be infected with piles)
2) Keep your hand on your chest and say "Hail Captain"
3) Run to the Restroom and Puke.

Rains will play a major part in the 2011 worldcup. The team batting second will have to face the music in most matches. Duckworth Lewis idiots will have a good time. The matches are gonna be a run feast.

Navjot Sidhu might make a comeback into the commentary Box. Twitter freaks will have a good time with Sidhuisms. Srikanth's words " Every body should play natural game yaar. Sabhi players natural game keltha hai" should be in the mind of every cricketer.

If only the following thing becomes a reality, the world will surely end in 2012.


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

429. Chriz and Piss

If you had been a regular reader of this Page, you would have realised that I am not very much active on the Blogging Scene.But I do still try my level best to keep this page alive and kicking. You might also know that I get super powers from my red underwears. If your memory is strong, you would also remember that I had the habit of bed wetting till I was 12 years old. Now don't give that "OMG- 12 YEARS?" expression. I am pretty sure that you would have done that too.

Why this Blog entry?

I am writing this blog entry because a female fan of mine sent a mail request to me asking me to write a blog on my "NAME". OK. I admit. It was not a mail. It was just a chat session. A blog on my name- "Chriz" ? Now you might be racking your head about the Title of this post. What is the relationship between Chriz and Piss? Yes there is a big relationship between the name Chriz and Piss. I am not talking about my bed wetting days. It was a different era. I was in class 7. I was no more a bed wetter.

Jebaraj, Shabir, Subramanian and I were great friends. We were the only four guys in our class who had our own Bicycles. Jebaraj and Shabir had an Atlas Cycle. Subramanian had a BSA SLR and I had a Rockshox. We went to school in our Bicycles. Even though I had a better cycle, the other three were faster than me in pedaling. I always came last when ever we had cycling races. Now, for the first time in my Blog, I am gonna reveal my full name. My Full name is "Prason Christopher Robin Selvanayagam". The last name is a part and parcel of our family Tradition. It is my great grandfather's name and everyone in our family has that name attached to our Given names.
One evening after our school got over, we were returning in our bicycles, when suddenly Subramanian stopped in the corner of the road and went to the corner and started peeing on the wall. If you had been on roadtrips, you would know that when some one goes, everyone has to go. I am not sure whether it has any relationship to Murphy's laws. The next moment, all of us were peeing on the wall.

This peeing on the wall activity became an everyday activity. We chose a big Brick wall as our peeing spot . In the beginning, it was just an activity, but very soon, we invented games through this activity. We Drew circles , Sinusoidal wave forms and many other designs on the wall. Then we also had this competition on who can pee the longest? Shabir set a record of 5 meters. The record still stands in his name. We devised new techniques to specialise in this art form. As soon as school got over, we would all drink as much water as our bladders could hold and would cycle all the way to the wall for the action.
One day Shabir (He was my Villain in School. He was in Love with the same girl I loved) said ," Guys we will play a new game. We will write our names on the wall". That evening, I drank two litres of water and I could hardly cycle my way to the wall. My friends were already waiting for me at the wall. The game started. Shabir was successful in writing 4 letters in his name (SHAB). Jebaraj did 5 (JEBAR). Subramanian also did 5 ( SUBRA). I completed 6 letters (PRASON). A new champion was born.

Peeing your name on the wall is not an easy task. It requires precision skills, bladder control, hand-eye co-ordination, Leg position. Stopping-when required and Repositioning of legs after one letter is written on the wall. If you had played games like this, you would know the difficulty of playing this game. Very soon we were becoming experts in this art. But there was a problem. As my name was very long, I was never able to completely write my name on the wall. The maximum, I could do was complete my first two names before I ran out of fuel.

One day Shabir dropped a bomb-shell. He said, "Guys let us have a competition to find the fastest writer of our names on the wall". My bladder almost died when my mind thought about the long name that I had to write on the wall. But I decided to win atleast this game, because I came last in the previous two games -1) Bicycling and 2) Longest Pee-er competition. "Is this what they call -Peer pressure?", I thought to myself. That afternoon, I made an announcement in Class, " Guys! From Today, you can call me Chriz". The girls liked this new name. Renu (My girlfriend) came to me, touched my shoulder and said, "Chriz! Nice name". I went to cloud 9. My four friends were caught offguard. They never suspected anything.

Evening arrived, and we filled our fuel tank with water and the next moment we
were lined up before the wall. We stood there like four gladiators ready for the
battle. We also took our classmate Shankar along with us to officiate the proceedings. I even suggested to invite our class girls to cheer us in the competition. As always,My suggestion was not accepted.
"On your Mark, Get, Set, Go" - Shankar's voice echoed through our ear drums. The competition started. Bikes, Buses and cars zoomed behind us on the main road. I was the first to finish it. I exactly took 86 seconds to accomplish the task "CHRIZ". The others were shocked. They realised the reason behind my name changing announcement. They couldn't accept defeat like gentlemen. They ganged up against me and beat me to pulp. My white shirt was covered with dust and sand. After showing their rage on me, they left me. I stood up and looked at the wall. The writing had already dried. I had tears in my eyes. My friends were sorry too. They had tears in their eyes too. They knew who the winner was. We took our cycles and slowly pedalled it into sunset. From that day onwards, everyone started calling me "Chriz"


Wednesday, October 20, 2010

428. Travelling in an MRT- Singapore Style

I have lived in Singapore for the last two years. These two years have been awesome. Back home, when ever I saw white guys or anyone from the Black/ Yellow race, I would refer to them as "Foreigners". The name "Foreigner" sounded so hep then. When the Singaporeans started calling me a foreigner, I liked it in the beginning. I used to think ,"Wow! I am a foreigner too". But when I literally understood the Real Meaning of the term "Foreigner" I realised that it was not a hep term at all.

I use the MRT (Metro Rail Transport) system quite often. Travelling in an MRT requires special skills and with my two years of experience in travelling in an MRT, I have become a professional MRT traveller. If you have any plans of visiting Singapore in the future, this post will be of great help (Bane) for you. Just take a look at the picture in the left. Girls are requested not to stare at this picture for more than 5 seconds continuously as it would cause them to fall in love with the protagonist of this post. The creature in the picture is the author of this blog. He is wearing his dirty denim jeans (Check his thigh area). He is wearing this jeans for the last one decade. His hip size has remained the same all these years.
When he raised his left hand to catch hold of the hand-grip in the MRT, the passengers to his left side vacated the seat and ran away.He hangs the blue denim jean in his bed room. cockroaches, mosquitoes (any other insects ) never even attempt to come anywhere close to his room because of the denim jeans. Coming back to the topic, The MRT is one place where one can exhibit pole dancing skills. The author of this page has tried his pole dancing skills once and his fellow passengers threw him out of the train. How ever his friend Ravi (name changed) is very popular in Singapore because of his dancing and singing skills on the train. Check this 30 second High-adrenaline pumping action by Ravi in an MRT.

Now you would have learnt the art of travelling in an MRT in standing position.I don't have to take classes to teach you how to travel in sitting posture. If there is an empty seat, all you have to do is occupy it before anyone could park their rear end on the seat. You can also pretend to sleep when someone really needy people( Old people/ Pregnant women) search for a seat. Chronicwriter was not successful with this tactic too, because when he tried to fake his sleep, he over acted by creating a snoring sound and he was removed from the seat by the railway authorities.

Now, I would teach you the art of waiting for a train. You should wait behind the yellow line. Even if your toe nail crosses the line, an automated sweet voice emerges from the station that says : "Please do not cross the Yellow line". Chronicwriter loves that voice so much and when ever he waits for a train, one can hear the voice more than once. When the below picture was clicked, his toe was on the yellow line and the sweet voice was doing the talking. You can also see the train approaching the station in full speed. After this photograph was taken, Chronicwriter jumped into the tracks and stopped the train with the pinkie (little finger) of his left hand. You might think that he was crazy to do such an act. But by doing so, he saved the life of a puppy dog. The girls in the station clapped at his bravery act. The boys were jealous as usual.

Now you have learnt the art of waiting for a train as well as travelling in a train in standing position. Now I am gonna teach the most important art of travelling in an MRT - "The emergency travelling method". This is a dangerous method and it should not be tried by amateurs. This method requires lot of mental balance, precision, timing and emotional stability.

On a cold and rainy day, after a sumptuous meal (potatoes, garlic included) when your tummy is full, if you are unable to find a seat in the train and if you don't have any hand grips/ poles to hold on to, you can simply sit on the floor of the train. If you sit in this position, 99 out of 100 times, there would be a strong aroma that would suddenly fill the entire compartment (car) of the MRT. Immediately you should close your nose and point your finger at any random person sitting next to you.

You can try these three techniques when you travel by train. Please feel free to share the repercussions in the comments section or in your personal blog after trying these three techniques. Happy travelling. If you have any more doubts on travelling in an MRT, feel free to pop the questions in the comments section. Chronicwriter would consult with an expert team of officials and would answer all the questions in ascending, descending and offending order.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

426. Robot - Endhiran Review

I was a fanatic fan of Rajnikanth during my Engineering college days (1999-2003). We were a bunch of crazy guys who never had an opportunity to celebrate the joy of watching a Rajni movie in the movie hall during our college time. The movie Padayappa was a big hit and that was released just few months before I joined college (1999). The only Rajni movie that hit the screens in my four year Engineering journey was Baba. I remember entering the movie hall with a bag full of old news papers that were torn and thrown in the air inside the movie hall ( A celebration method that can be understood only by hardcore Rajni fans). How ever the movie did not do well in the box office and we were left high and dry.

As days went by, My priorities in life changed and my fanatic craze towards Rajni decreased, but still I loved the style, the punch dialogues and the effect that he had on the audiences. When Shankar finally decided to release the Rs. 162 Crore budget project "Endhiran" (Robot) in the big screens, the hype that the movie created drew my attention once again towards Rajni. This write-up is not exactly a review on the movie Endhiran. This is gonna be my personal opinion about the movie.

Endhiran (Robot)

The movie Endhiran was tailor made for Kamal Hassan. When things did not work out, Shankar turned his eyes towards Shahrukh Khan. Rajnikanth is neither versatile like Kamalhassan nor talented like Shahrukh khan; but he has something that the other two doesn't have and that is the extra-magnetic screen presence. Endhiran was waiting for Rajni and it fit him like a glove.

The story

A scientist (Rajni) creates a Robot (Rajni) and they both fall in Love with Sana (Aish).

Sun Pictures

Maran and Hansraj produced the movie under the Sun Pictures banner. Sun pictures started telecasting teasers on TV to promote the movie which I felt was totally unnecessary. You don't need to advertise Superstar's movie.

The Cast and Crew

Sandhanam and Karnas : They were supposed to play the comedy role in the movie. A friend of mine told me that they were not utilized much in the movie. But my opinion was that these two actors should be thankful that they at least got some 5 minute role in the movie ( I have nothing against their talents). If it is a super star movie, it is a super star movie. Period.

Aishwarya Rai : At 37 years of Age, she still has the grace and charm that she had when she won the Miss World title 16 years ago. She looks young, fresh and she has done enough justice to her role. She has danced like a dove and she is the perfect choice for the role.

Danny Denzongpa : He plays the negative character in the movie. He has played his part well. But Shankar could have selected some other person for this role.

A.R. Rahman : I am not eligible to comment on his music skills. As a fan, all I could say is that he has done many movies better than this. Robot is not his best. Still two songs (Kaadhal anukkal and Kilimanjaro) would leave anyone spell bound because of brilliant cinematography.

Rathnavelu : Popularly called as Randy, he yet again proves why he is India's best camera man. He has made everyone look good. Some of his aerial shots are mind boggling. Rahman's songs have more added meaning because of Randy's works

Shankar : This guy has a magic touch. If he could think of such a subject ten years back, I have to admit that this guy indeed has brains. He has indeed taken Indian cinema to the next level

Cause of Concern
  • Rajni has acted like a director's hero. A Rajni fan would surely miss the punch dialogues, the sound effects and the popular introduction scene that we are so much used to. Though Rajni has donned the role perfectly, as a Rajni fan, one would surely expect punch dialogues. As there are no punch dialogues in the movie, fanatic fans have ended up selecting one word "DOT" as apunch line from this movie. This word is used more than once by the Robot in the movie.

  • Technically, one cannot find much fault in the movie; but if more money had been pooled in , this movie would have been a techincal beauty.

  • The climax was lengthy. How ever Rajni fans would enjoy the climax because of the presence of 100 Rajnis on screen. The ending could have been better.
Trivia (Only known to Chronicwriter)

When the movie was released in India, Terror Romeo Rajendhiran created a stir when he said that Shankar has dedicated the movie Endhiran to him by naming the movie after his name
Reliable sources also reveal that Terror Romeo was Shankar's first choice for thie movie. But when Shankar realised that he had not reached the standard that is required to make a movie with Terror Romeo, he dropped the plan. How ever a few test-stills that were taken two years ago is now doing circles in the movie world. These two stills give us a taste of how the real Endhiran would have looked like.

The author of this page also got hold of a 3 minute clip of the original climax of Endhiran. Check this video to see the original climax of Endhiran.


Tuesday, September 21, 2010

425. Ten signs that your wife is Pregnant

My first Love "Renu" (Kindergarten crush) is now pregnant with her third baby. Her first two kids are not named after me. Will she name this baby ,"Chriz"? I have to wait and see. Recently a friend of mine "Stephen" ended his bachelor life. Last night he gave me a call and asked, " Chriz, How would I know if my wife is pregnant or not?" I felt sorry for my innocent friend. Immediately I decided to come out of my blog hiatus and help him. If you are an innocent soul like my friend, this blog post is for you.

Ten signs that your wife is pregnant ( For men! Women can also read this )

1) Missed Period
Remember the school days? Each hour is called a "Period" and we would often refer each period as Geography Period, History Period and Science Period. Ask your wife, if she had missed any period in her school days. If the answer is Yes, then your wife is definitely pregnant.

2) Nausea
Nausea can occur with or without vomiting and is often worse on an empty stomach. Commonly Nausea happens when your wife looks at your face, sometimes she has the puking tendency when she looks at her own face in the mirror. But if she has that tendency for any other reason, she is definitely pregnant. (Food poisoning excluded)

3) Frequent Urination
Remember the bed wetting days? Your mom would spank you every morning when she finds that you had wet your bed. I have done that many times. Most kids wet their bed because they are so lazy to get out of their bed and walk to the loo to perform the activity. Sometimes bed wetting also happens because the speed of Urine is 74 times faster than the speed of your legs. Coming back to the subject matter, if your wife has a frequent Urination tendency, then she might be pregnant

4) Craze for Mangoes and Pickles.
Mangoes are tasty. Stolen mangoes are Taste more. When I was a little boy, I loved to climb mango trees and steal mangoes from the neighbours' backyard. When I grew older, I was introduced to alcohol. Pickles were great side dishes for alcohol consumption. Any drunkard would agree with me on this. I don't steal mangoes anymore and I have deactivated my love for alcohol too. If you can find any creature in this world that is more crazy for mangoes than a kid and more crazy for pickles than a drunkard, then that creature is nothing but a pregnant woman.

5) The Cop -Secret
Does your wife's tummy suddenly look like the one in the picture below? If yes, she is pregnant

6) Ache
Is your wife complaining about Back ache, Head ache, Tummy ache and Leg ache? Her own body parts are now giving her some trouble and you are no longer the trouble inducer. She is pregnant.

7) Did she say "I am late" ?
Did your wife tell you that she was late? Don't ask her whether she was late for work. Just keep your mouth shut. She is pregnant

8) Sensitive smell
If your wife's smell sensitivity index suddenly becomes high and if she starts sniffing better than your dog, she is pregnant

9) Dangerous Gas
This is the dangerous part. Do you find a new competitor in your house who can fart better than you with a smell that can knock you down for hours? She is pregnant

10) Do you have all these symptoms?
Sometimes your wife might not have all the above 9 symptoms but you might have all the above 9 symptoms . Chances are that you are pregnant . These days even Men can have babies [link]

Now these ten signs would have definitely enlightened you. Below are some T-Shirt signs that your wife could display to convey the message that she is indeed pregnant

"What's Kicking", "pregnant not fat", "under construction", "I've been fertilized", "I can grow people"," Contraception malfunction"," Sex Education Drop Out", "Birth Control A No No", "mom-to-be" and many more.

As the proud hubby, you can also display T-shirt signs when you accompany her on evening walks, such as "the man behind the belly", "Look what I did", "my boys can swim" etc...


Tuesday, August 03, 2010

424. Rupee has a new symbol

The Indian currency - "Rupee" which has the backing of more than a trillion dollar economy has finally made its presence felt in the international scene. It is an old news indeed. As Chronicwriter was suffering from Blog constipation, he did not immediately write an article on this news. The new symbol was designed by Bombay IIT post-graduate D Udaya Kumar. Now India is the fifth country in the world to have a distinct currency symbol.

This post captures the reaction of many VIPs (Mainly Indians) and their thoughts
on the new Rupee symbol. If you can't view the pictures clearly, please click on the pictures for an enlarged view.

1. Balls Talkray

2. V.J. CAN'T

3. The Burp

4. Nithu

5. Raggi Serpent

6. Robri and Lollu

7. Terror Romeo

8. Dr. Vijay Fans

- Chronicwriter