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Note: Wisdom comes from experience
1) Never ever indulge in self-cooking. Hotel food is the best food for bachelors who are bad in cooking
2)Never walk around the house continuously for more than 30 seconds. It is better to sit in one place. (preferably the loo) [link]3)The loo becomes your bedroom,dining room and heaven too [link]
4)Farting is the most difficult thing to do when you have a bad tummy. You might attempt a silent fart, but what happens next is beyond your jurisdiction power.5)For once you realise that giving birth to a baby would be a lot easier than having a bad tummy[link]
6)When a running tummy is accompanied by running-nose, please make it sure that Tissue paper and Toilet paper are with-in arm's reach [link]7)It is irritating to receive phone calls while sitting like a kung-fu warrior
8)When some one advises you to eat bread/drink buttermilk to stop the outflow rate, never heed to such advices.The author ate a slice of bread and within 30 seconds it found its way out through the exit door9)You feel like a rocket strapped on to a launch-pad. The propellants fail to launch you. Instead you launch the propellants [link]
10)You realise that you can even blog inside the loo (This post is the first ever post in the world that is conceived,devised,edited and implemented inside the loo)
People are constructing temples for her. Namitha is known for implementing management strategies in her acting prowess's. She is the only tamil actress who follows the Pareto principle in her movies. The Pareto principle also known as the 80-20 rule,the law of the vital few and the principle of factor sparsity. In simple words,she covers only 20% of body mass and the rest 80% of her skin is for viewer-entertainment.
So when I came across this picture, I was terrible shocked.
Chronicwriter used to conduct secret nuclear experiments for an undisclosed Western Antartican province and was on the verge of Vasectomizing a female python when he decided to focus on this blog instead.
Disclaimer: Yes! I was drunk while typing this post
That's my room. This is where i sit and type most of my blog-posts. My under-wears are on the floor and one of my socks is on the ceiling fan (You couldn't see this in the picture). I am looking for a room mate (Preferably females). You can sleep on my bed. You can also use the computer. But please stay away from my guitars and my red underwear.
My previous room mate was a guy. His name is Andrew. He had this bad habit of cracking a silent fart inside this already messed-up room. When his intake of garlic increased everyday, i couldn't take it any longer. Now he is not my room-mate anymore. Me, being a trekking fanatic, I would go for a trek in some forest area almost every month along with my friends. Once we decided to go to a dangerous forest for our trek-adventures. We did not take Andrew along with us because of this [link]
Now coming back to the topic, I also promise to cook food for my new room-mate (females are welcome to apply for this post). The new room-mate will also be taken along with me for all my trekking adventures. I once had a female room-mate and i took her along with me for one of my trek adventures. It was a memorable day. We took lot of photos and we even pitched a tent in the forest.
She: Hey Chriz! The tent is big enough. Can I also sleep inside the tent?
She left my room without even telling me after we came back from our trekking adventure.This is the picture of me sleeping inside the tent[link].
Care to be my roomie?
Now i know that i have your attention. So let me get to the point. The point is that this post of mine doesn't talk about any specific point. I hope that you are still not ogling at the girl in the picture. Are you not ashamed? When i saw her picture, i cried. I felt sorry for her poor condition. I have made it a habit to empathise every day for poor girls like this.
For every page visit, UNIZEF(please don't ask me what it stands for. I really don't have any idea) has promised to donate ten cents to me. In turn i would give all the money to poor girls like the one in the above picture and also to girls like this[link]. I request my readers to send pictures of such poor girls, so that i can empathise with you.
When i was doing my engineering in Pondicherry, an ad-firm approached me and asked my advice to help them promote Indian made products. I immediately called the chief minister and asked him to stop all foreign-goods-imports. But he didn't listen to my advice. So i gave an idea to the ad firm. They executed the plan and it instantly had a great effect. The tag line i coined caught every one's attention as it was written in all buses in Pondicherry. [link]
Now you would have realised that this post is going no where. So i take this opportunity to talk about my neighbour's dog. He has named it tiger. Tiger is a very ferocious dog and everyone in our neighbourhood knows about it. He is the classic example of how a security dog should be [link]
I have heard about boys-only school, girls-only school and co-education school too. Recently students from a college in my place conducted a major strike demanding their democratic right. They conducted the strike demanding for a co-loo. Where is the world heading to? I was really surprised to hear about such a strike and that's when i came across this picture [link]
This is the type of posts that Chronicwriter comes up with, when he is drunk. The subject line has nothing to do with the post. Should he write another post in a drunken state?
News headlines of this week. These headlines are thought provoking and funny at the same time
Its election time in our Country. I request everyone to administer their voting rights. We would have a black-mark on our index fingers when we vote. But let us not select someone who will end up giving a black mark for the nation.
I take this opportunity to talk for Mr. Sharat Babu who is contesting in Chennai Constituency. He is a BITS-Pilani, IIM alumnus. His life story is an inspiration for many souls around the Globe [link]. No wonder he is selected as MTV/Pepsi Youth Icon of India.
Let us not be political-party fanatics. The country needs individuals like him. There are similar candidates in every state. Please vote for such people. If the readers know of any such similar candidates contesting in different parts of the country, please drop a line about them in the comment box. Let us do a noble deed by spreading news about such individuals.Do it fast because we do not have much time in our hands.
Let us strive for a better future.
God bless you all
Would M.Gandhi file a case against me for brutally murdering a mosquito? Is there any lawyer out there who could bail me out if such a thing happens to me? I also found out that the mosquito was a girl. She had nice curves indeed. I told this incident to a few friends of mine.
This morning, the postman came and delivered a parcel to me. There was a small card on top of the parcel and it read " With love from Arv and Anusha". I immediately opened the parcel and when I saw the gift, I had tears in my eyes. Friends like them really make me feel so special. There was a letter attached along with the parcel. It read
Dear Chriz,We know that you had to undergo pain and struggle after murdering that
mosquito. Hence we are sending you a protective gear that you can wear on top of
your pants. Mosquitoes can never ever bite your bum again.
It was a pack of 7 red underwears. They also had their images stamped on the underwears. Now when ever I go out, I wear the underwear over my pants. I added the pictures of the underwear in this page. But I removed the pictures when Arv and Anusha pleaded with me to remove the pictures. They couldn't handle the limelite, especially Anusha. She fell on my feet and cried). Hence I have removed the pictures from the post. But if my readers are eager to see the underwear, please drop a mail to me. I will send a high-pixel version of the picture exclusively to your email-id.
Thank you guys. Friends like you make me happy. Paris Hilton is searching for a BFF. I don't want her to notice you guys. If she notices you both, i might lose you both. This post is definitely not a repartee for this [link]
Note: More photos to strike this page
Happy Easter - The Lord is risen again. Let us open our hearts to him
Happy Tamil New Year day - (Iniya sithirai dhina nal vaalthukkal)
The picture in this post was taken two months back when Chronicwriter was asked to perform stand up comedy for an event.
Chronicwriter also received the two greatest gifts in his life on this birthday.
1. A message from Jeremy
Jeremy is 4 years old and he drew this portrait for his uncle. In the picture (L-R) Jeremy,Chronicwriter and Jolena. Chronicwriter's fingers can also be seen in the picture.
2. A message from Jolena
Jolena is just under two years of age and she is Chronicwriter's niece. A special team of 10 intelligent officials have been appointed to decode the message conveyed here. Anyone care to help?
Disclaimer: This is a true incident.
Additional Disclaimer: Chronicwriter seldom speaks the truth in his blog
There are different types of hubbies around the Globe. The nagging types, Bossy types,Chicken types, Slave types, Chauvinistic types etc... This post is about six different types of hubbies.After reading the post the readers have three options. All you got to tell me is
1. The cry baby
He might have the best cross court winner, the best return of serves and the best volley in grass court tennis. But when it comes to relationships he is the emotional baby. He cries all the time and his girl-friend Mirka gives her shoulder all the time. BTW Federer is expecting a baby soon.
2. The two timer
He is the kind of guy who gives equal importance to work and home. Apparently Bill now does the dishes at home and washes Hillary's clothes. He is the action star of the STARR report.
He might be younger to his wife by five years. Millions of girls in the country dream about him. But this guy perfectly balances hos work life with personal life.
4. The creative type
Chronicwriter is attracted to girls. This phenomenon is called as being-straight. Chronicwriter has also proposed more than 100 girls in his life. Not even a single girl reciprocated in a positive manner. They all should either dislike Chronicwriter or they should fall under the category of the creative types. Ellen married Portia and Ellen becomes the husband for her wife Portia. There is a sect of such people who think out of the box when it comes to relationships.
5. The immature Kid
The perfect example of what fame and money can do to some people with low IQ and EQ levels. Some fall under this category too. K-Fed is a loser. I don't even feel like mentioning anything about Britney.
6. The Comforter
There is something about this photograph. It speaks volumes for itself. When the Srilankan team arrived in Colombo following terrorist attacks on their team bus in Karachi, a scared and worried wife of Sangakkara came to meet him at the airport. The way he looks at her and his Hug has the answers to all her questions
Now which among the six are you?
Note: Those who comment ,"nice post, good one, inspired"; Please read what is written here and comment accordingly. In other words please read the post before you comment.
Son: Daddy, are insects good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Son? Why did you ask the question?
Son: It's because I saw one on daddy's meal, but now it's gone.
Once the son was 8 years old, fell ill and his father took him to a doctor. They were waiting for their turn to meet the doctor. The father decided to educate his son with some medical terms and asked him few questionsFather:Do you know what an artery is?
The father just ignored his question. He does that on many occasions. Even today he ignores most of questions. He is celebrating his birthday today. For the world he might be just yet another person; but for me, he is my world. [link]
I first fell in love when I was just three years old. Most of my regular readers would know her. Renu. She stormed into my innocent heart with a cute smile. She was my classmate in kindergarten. I loved Renu and so did Shabir. Shabir was the class hero. Renu had a tough time to choose between Shabir and me. Shabir was brilliant in studies and he was the only guy in class who could chew a chewing gum without swallowing it. The girls were just amazed by his skills.
Renu liked my calmness too; but every time I had an opportunity to speak to her, Shabir always came in the way and took my girl away from me. As days went by i started realising that Renu was moving away from me.But one day while i was busy memorising a very tough poetry " Twinkle twinkle little star", i figured out that Renu was staring at me. I immediately turned and looked at her. She just blushed.
At times like this, i would walk to the mirror, look at myself and I would see myself controlling my tears. Sometimes I fail to have a grip over my emotional-let-downs.