Nov 25, 2009

374. why did archimedes run naked?

The Archimedes Principle - ( The lie that is taught in schools)

Archimedes took to the streets naked, so excited by his discovery that he had forgotten to dress, crying "Eureka!"

Archimedes Principle ( The truth - decoded by Chronicwriter

Archimedes was in love with an Indian aunty and her name was Rekha. While he was taking bath, he saw Rekha along with another guy through the window. Archimedes got angry and jumped out the bathtub and ran into the streets shouting " You Rekha! You Rekha!; You ditched me". You Rekha was wrongly interpreted as Eureka and the rest of the story is wrongly taught in schools.


Why am I writing this now?


When I was in Kindergarten, I proposed Renu ( My first girlfriend) for the first time. She said in a stern voice ,"Chriz! I will fall in love with you if you get first rank in class". I never got first rank in my entire school life and my true ISO certified love was never accepted by Renu. But on the final day of school, she came to me and said, " Chriz! I will accept your love if you become a famous personality in India". But Renu did not keep her word. She got married to a tall, dark and handsome guy ( I am short,fair and not so handsome) and is now the mother of two kids.

One year ago, when my blog made some news in the international scene, I called Renu over the phone and this is how our conversation went

Ring Ring.. Ring Ring


Renu : Hello!
Me: Hello Renu ( In my best husky voice)
She immediately understood that it was me
Renu : Hey Chriz! Long time. How are you?
Me: Yes. I am fine. How are you?
Renu : I am fine. My two kids are keeping me busy
Me: Thats sweet. I always think about our school days.
Renu: Yes. We had a great school life
Me: Do you still think of me?
Renu : I am now married and i have two kids
Me: But you promised me that you will reciprocate my love if i become famous in India
Renu: Yes. I did. But you never did anything worthwhile
Me: But you know my blog is the second most humorous blog in the world.
Renu: Don't Lie.
Me: I am serious.
Renu: Was the rating done by INDIBLOGGIES ?
Me: No. It was not a rating by indibloggies
Renu : Then. Please do not even mention about it to me.
Me: But Renu...
Renu: LOOK. I AM SERIOUS. IF YOU ARE RATED AS THE BEST BLOGGER BY INDIBLOGGIES, I AM EVEN READY TO LEAVE MY HUBBY AND COME TO YOU. BUT I AM SURE THAT YOU ARE NOT FIT FOR THAT. SO STOP BOTHERING ME.
Me: OK. Renu. If I am selected as the best blogger by indibloggies, I will surely call you.

BANG. The line went dead



Two days back, I was applying lux soap on my arm pit when my friend called me on the phone and said, " Chrony! You are pitted against the Biggest humorists in the country. Check the indibloggies final list". I immediately checked the indibloggies list to see my blog selected in the final 12 of the best humor blogs in the country.Now the voting phase has started. All you have to do is click this "Vote for me picture" and then vote for me.



Vote for Chronicwriter.My blog is in the "Most humorous indiblog category". It is the 5th category. If i win this award, I promise to
  • Construct roads in all the rural places of India
  • Ban professors from entering colleges ( This line is used to garner student votes)
  • Make threat-calls to all the bad bosses in IT firms ( More votes from IT employees)
  • find girl friends for all desperate bachelors
  • find handsome hunks with six packs for all the love thirsty-girls.
This voting is open for even children below 18 years of age. My nephew (5) and my niece (2) are also voting for me.


Winning this award will also enable Renu to fall in love with me. If that happens, Renu's husband will run into the streets shouting, " You Renu! You Renu! You ditched me". That will make him famous like Archimedes.
-Chronicwriter

22 comments:

  1. nice post... made my day... voted for chronicwriter.com...

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  2. You Renu! You Rekha! Yay Chrony! WIll vote shortly. :) All the best.

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  3. hahahaha...voted buddy! May u win!

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  4. renu has to leave her hubby :P...voted in the morning only bro :)..all the very best...

    urs..hemu..

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  5. I went through most of your posts and i believe you deserve the first place. Anyway, my vote is defenitely for you.

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  6. I voted too!! hope you get to marry Renu..

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  7. Awe Some humour ! indeed ! Fantastic. Wishing yo all the best. The votes will go in.

    And all the very best to you !

    :)

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  8. Hey I don't agree with Renu leaving her hubby..cos I'm worried about the welfare of her kids... although I wish you a long life filled with love and happiness... So, I voted for you..:) Hope you win the race..keep my fingers crossed!!

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  9. Lux soap?? I thought you said, "Hamam !!"

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  10. what an idea sirjee to garner votes!

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  11. this has to be THE most innovative post i've ever seen asking for votes :D
    u've earned it, my friend!

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  12. nice post.and will surely vote for u buddy!! :)

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  13. Chriz I have voted for you, hopefully you win and fulfill all your promises!! Lolz. And all the best for Renu too. Cheers!! :)

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  14. U made my day !! Brightened my mornin.. Great Writing like always !!!

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  15. he heh heh...nice one buddy!!!!


    oh my how didu become number 2 in d world???

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  16. You should win hands down...and the post was indeed humorous!!!!!

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  17. Voted!! seriously i have never seen a more humorous blog in the blog-o-sphere!! Could not be frequent here as i was lil busy with getting my own website up and ready...

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