372. Hot Nurses needed
Friday 13 November 2009
Offlate the Humor content of this blog has gone down by a large percentage. It seems the author of this page is just posting articles for the sake of Blogging.
What is exactly wrong with Chronicwriter?
Chronicwriter is suffering from a very dangerous disease called "Gilfansikaena". The symptoms for this disease is not yet known. The cause for this illness is yet to be found. Medical practioners analysed his condition and realised that this acute illness doesn't have any cure through Homeopathy or Allopathy medicines. How ever the only form of medicine that can cure this disease is Romanceopathy.
Romanceopathy can be performed only by well trained nurses. The nurses use a treatment methodology called "Gujaalsification" to treat the patient.
- Concerned nurses who are willing to treat on Chronicwriter can send their bio-data to prason@chronicwriter.com . The details will be maintained in high secrecy levels. The Biodate should have the Name, Age, 2 photos (one with make up and one without make up) of the applicant. Male Nurses are strongly prohibited from applying for this job
- The winning applicant will receive a uniform as shown in the picture. In addition to the Uniform, the nurse will receive a free flight ticket for two to Australia paid at her own expenses. As she would be receiving two flight tickets, it is understood that her accomplice in the trip to Australia would be none other than the author of this blog himself.
- Other employee benefits include watching TV along with Chronicwriter and being able to see him using the channel scan button in the remote control with high precision. The nurse would also be allowed to share the couch along with Chronicwriter.
On this day, I would like to wish a wonderful sweetheart Maj. Eva Marie Price on her 100th birthday. She turned 100 earlier this year. I realised that she is the oldest nurse living in this earth [link]
The selected employee would also get the opportunity to listen to all the lame jokes of Chronicwriter. She is supposed to laugh at his silly jokes even if she doesn't find them funny. If she is able to cure his disease, Chronicwriter would even dedicate a post for her in this blog. So ladies!Its your time. Get, Set, Go ( I did not ask you to run away)
Note: If I am cured from Gilfansikaena, I promise to write an entertaining post about Facebook.
-Chronicwriter
21 Smiles:
naanlaam en relativesku udambu seri ilenu hospital pogumpothulaam yosippen..cha naamalum kaala udashtu vanthu ipdi oru hospitalla paduthurlaame..hourku oru mura nurse vanthu paathupaanga ;)..actual ah antha hospital nurselaam sema figures!:D..enga,naane vandiya nera lorryta vitaalum,lorry othungi poraan! :(
sending some hot nurses ur way....so that u r cured of the deadly symptoms soon!! :P :D
no wonder you suffer from Romanceopathy! :p
erm.. :P Wow!! n hey, you might like to add..along with the photos-face closeup and a long shot :P v important u see :P
:P....i hope u get like 1000 applications if u want to verify them mail them to me :P....and i wish u get well soon :)...
urs..hemu..
thats a nice post...:P u r funny man... am also trying 2 write some...:D
i want that fb post frm urs ....n so..will send sum of the chicks :P...i mean nurses...
Outsource the recruitment process to me. We're world-leaders in grading figures. P.S: don't you think that nurse is excessively clothed? :P
Chris, tell me something.. You gonna give just the dress? What about those socks, li'l red shoes (how cute!) and the cap? Who's gonna give 'em?
seriously mann..ur invitation seems like that of one mega despan.As such ur looking niuce,yen indha maathri ellaamm?? :P anyways,as always,I loved the post..particularly the opportunities that were waitig for those ill fated nurses.. :D
Love,
Nikhil
Dear Chronicwriter please contact mama@unsureascetic.com.
Nurses with MBBS qualification available: Russian, Danes and Yugoslavian nurses fluent in tamil. Please hurry. offer open till stocks last.
neraiya therinjikittaen... eppadilam oru disease irukunu... "aayiram...rendayiram...moovayiram" nurse vara vazhthukkal :p
Nee ellai meeri pora !!! Ur dad should read all these Posts. These kind of short and smiley post is good da.
Okie why did just stop with a nurse why not a doctor .... u could have given an open offer the one who cure's ur disease will get the oppurtunity to marry you
'Gujalsification'...hahaha nice methodology...epdi gujals pannanumnu rendu line ezhudhirukkalam :-(( engalukkum useful ah irndhurukkkum...
hot nurses :O for romance.. I thought they are for doing the sponges :D
funny as always, cool innovation man :)
and where r u forgot abt my blog kya, hope to cya there soon
take care and keep writing..........
not as funny chriz, as it used to be.
u r still suffering from that disease, I wish i new some hawt nurses for ya!
gujaalsification.. lmao.. 2 photos.. one with dress and one without would hav been better..
n do u hav any posts on sleeping habits?? if not write one.. not the usual snoring.. the less known things.. if u already hav a post.. post the link since basically am a somberi..
romanceopathy???gujaalsification??rofl!!!ur a nut cracker,chronic writer!!
how do you come up wit dos terms!!! funny!!
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