Oct 28, 2009

368. Sit-down comedy act

I started talking only when I turned three years old. My parents were very much worried because of that. But finally when I started talking, they realised that they have a bratty chatterbox at home. They started telling me to keep quiet. I never kept quiet anyways.As time went by, my non-stop talking instincts grew with my age. I have been asked to shut my mouth by many people I have met in my life. But I still kept on talking.

Now I have been given an opportunity to talk non-stop for an hour. Yes! Yours truly will be entertaining a live audience in a stand-up comedy act. I'll be performing this act sitting-down on a stool. So I'd rather call myself a Sit-down comedian. The topic I have chosen to talk is "SEX".

(Click the picture to view the Invitation)

I have five free tickets to give to the first five blog-mates who e-mail me for the tickets. I am taking my guitar & Harmonica (mouth organ) along with me. I might be singing a couple of songs too. My Red underwear is accompanying me too. I hope that i would not come back with a collection of brickbats, tomatoes and rotten eggs.

-Chronicwriter

33 comments:

  1. Guess am the first to comment...all the best Bro...hope it turns out very well!! Am i the first to email then for the tickets :)!! kalakunga bro..God bless yu for the witty humor yu 've given!

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  2. Nee Kallaku Mammu red underwear hehhehe ...

    Between do not forget we have an invitation to speak @rajagiri i will do it only when u come down to india

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  3. all the best chrony :)..just put a live streaming in the show i will watch it online :P....:)....yeah i knew ur red undy would definitely accompany u :P..get some nice tomatoes :P...can make some soup atleast :) ..:D..:P..have a nice time..

    urs..hemu..

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  6. kalakunga sir.. btw where is the show??
    neways.. i wont be able to come.. so next actkku ippavae ticket booking.. see very very advanced booking.. dont forget to mail me the ticket for the next show..

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  7. My beshtesht wishes for the show :D Btw, if the show is gonnna be in Chennai, I am booking the tickets :) :)

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  8. Hey.. Chrony.. I want one.. I cannot wait to hear you live.. Lol!!!

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  9. My best wishes for your show Chrony :)

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  10. sex? man u have not told any of that kind of jokes here. but u r going to do that on stage shows? thats unfair!

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  11. damn it!! come do a show here in Baroda mate...

    but everything tickled & somethings chortled out as well, have a fabulous show. make em' cry. make em' howl. make em' beg for mercy.

    ps: red chaddi, guitar and harmonica. do i sense a performance combining the magic of all three!!

    ;)

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  12. Best wishes to u and to the audiance.. May god provide them enough strength to listen to ur comedies :) btw r u going to wear ur red undrwear over ur clothes.. Super man ishtyle :)
    jokes apart hope the show turns out really wel. Do providE a video

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  13. Send across the video to me.. :P :P :D And yeah I was a bratty chatterbox like you too.. :P And I'm one even now! :-| :-)

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  14. Sounds interesting and cool...
    All the BEST!!!

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  15. Hey Chrony just put the video in the next post, unlucky chaps like me could watch it :)

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  16. Hey Chris,
    Rockooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

    +1 to the online streaming request!!

    \m/ Go Chrissss Go Chrisss!!Its ur bday .. Its ur bday!! \m/

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  17. flight tickets are free too?;)
    nyway all the best! :D

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  18. ha ha!!nice to read abt a post which mentions the red underwear. :) best wishes for ur show.

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  19. Can I get a recording of that?

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  20. can i attend your make-believe show??? :P

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  21. Chriz, why does this word inspire you so much ?

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  22. All the best. At the least, i will wish that the tomatoes miss the target. If at all it comes to that !

    And with the red underwear around...just ensure you keep the bulls in check, or the pants in its place !

    ;)

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  23. read it a week back but didn't leave a comment. one of your shortest posts ever this, Chriz, at least in recent times!

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  24. Hmmm enjoy enjoy have fun :)


    take care and keep writing..........

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  25. all the best mate.. :)
    hehe.. i had no doubt that d red underwear wud b wid u.. ;)

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  26. Hey Chris,

    That's great!! All the very best!

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  27. appropriate use your talking skill
    :-)

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  28. hey!!! where is this taking place??? wanna come too!!! :-)

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  29. which city did ya sit down in?? no address of the location!!

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  31. thats gr8 Prason!
    Hope it went well..
    Looking forward to posts/videos on it.
    how hv u bn?

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